tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post1087389091745558263..comments2024-03-17T00:12:46.366-07:00Comments on bad sandwich chronicles: Come and dance on our flooooooorBrendan Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11884835809491549191noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-2077520890821259842009-06-29T08:28:04.359-07:002009-06-29T08:28:04.359-07:00Billy Mays died? I didn't know thatBilly Mays died? I didn't know thatPIXIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09342951831585140812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-90715197303351282032009-06-28T23:17:42.495-07:002009-06-28T23:17:42.495-07:00imagine how big of an "artist" he was th...imagine how big of an "artist" he was that here in Buenos Aires, there were like 20 guys dressed like dancing zombies singing and dancing along to Thriller and just stopped the traffic in 9 De Julio (largest avenue in the world) and all local tv stations were there filming them, while the rest of the people was laughing and feeling really embarrased for them... really pathetic...like some kind of freaky cult.<br /><br />i'm sure as hell those dancing zombies were abused when kids.<br />because you only like jhonny cash if you have bad taste or were ass raped when kid.<br />beat it is a great song though(i was never ass raped, i just have bad taste)<br /><br />oh, and hello to everyone, been reading this for a while, first time posting.<br />hugs and kisses from Argentina (?)<br />Rodrigo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-65970292904323670922009-06-28T21:58:17.903-07:002009-06-28T21:58:17.903-07:00@nickp1
The ShamWow guy. You know, the one that s...@nickp1<br /><br />The ShamWow guy. You know, the one that smacks hookers.Bridgetthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14590393347596875526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-7802766260678561992009-06-28T12:14:05.149-07:002009-06-28T12:14:05.149-07:00screw the king of pop, billy may's died, now w...screw the king of pop, billy may's died, now who's gonna hock us such fine products as oxy clean, orange glow...ect?nickp1https://www.blogger.com/profile/17751356461444289663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-88315839111562513612009-06-28T10:15:18.836-07:002009-06-28T10:15:18.836-07:00Pixi, I think you're underestimating us younge...Pixi, I think you're underestimating us younger folk. I most definitely remember Michael Jackson before he became a joke. I, too, attempted the moon walk back when I was a wee little one.Sickie27https://www.blogger.com/profile/07232844835838543248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-12880854545709710492009-06-28T09:16:33.143-07:002009-06-28T09:16:33.143-07:00isn't the king of soul james brown?
and i hav...isn't the king of soul james brown?<br /><br />and i have no respect for myself. you can't expect me to have respect for others.Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13218544997446948385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-15308128003423222402009-06-28T02:22:43.642-07:002009-06-28T02:22:43.642-07:00Don't you guys have any respect?!
The king of ...Don't you guys have any respect?!<br />The king of soul dies and this is how he's treated.Aaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04347621625838988269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-88037063756136052202009-06-27T23:55:13.654-07:002009-06-27T23:55:13.654-07:00Yo Brendan I need some serious advice. I am atten...Yo Brendan I need some serious advice. I am attending the University of Pittsburgh this upcoming school year and just found out via facebook who my roomate and floormates will be. To my dismay the vast majority of them are much larger than me, have chinstrap beards, wear affliction shirts, and just look like all around douche bags. Am I fucked or do you think they might end up being pretty okay despite their appearances.Mr_Crackovichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01050758415487022133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-16375367524663296372009-06-27T10:02:25.438-07:002009-06-27T10:02:25.438-07:00you heartless bastards, shamone you all. heh.you heartless bastards, shamone you all. heh.Shane McPainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18004070487602452659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-22127748753131450342009-06-27T08:45:07.566-07:002009-06-27T08:45:07.566-07:00ok if there is a man who understands my situation ...ok if there is a man who understands my situation and hopefully knows how to solve the problem IT IS YOU!<br /><br /><br />ok...so i'm still a bit drunk, but anyway......i have the type of sense of humor where i don't care who you are or when it is....i'm makin a stupid joke (like at my nan's funeral when somebody said i'm sorry you lost your nan...so i said...we didn't lose her, she's just dead, in a coffen right over there) but anyway,....i said some thing tonight that led to somebody throwing their drink in my face....i kept laughing, because i guess thats how i deal with problems....BUT my question is.....what is the best way to apologize for acting like a dick when your drunk?jackorigionalpressinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11556004283561522777noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-7254243085695907752009-06-27T08:44:51.270-07:002009-06-27T08:44:51.270-07:00ok if there is a man who understands my situation ...ok if there is a man who understands my situation and hopefully knows how to solve the problem IT IS YOU!<br /><br /><br />ok...so i'm still a bit drunk, but anyway......i have the type of sense of humor where i don't care who you are or when it is....i'm makin a stupid joke (like at my nan's funeral when somebody said i'm sorry you lost your nan...so i said...we didn't lose her, she's just dead, in a coffen right over there) but anyway,....i said some thing tonight that led to somebody throwing their drink in my face....i kept laughing, because i guess thats how i deal with problems....BUT my question is.....what is the best way to apologize for acting like a dick when your drunk?jackorigionalpressinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11556004283561522777noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-38207466914799087312009-06-27T06:50:42.000-07:002009-06-27T06:50:42.000-07:00A lot of you are too young to remember MJ as anyth...A lot of you are too young to remember MJ as anything but a joke. Back in the 80's, he wasn't a joke, he was actually cool. But then he just got weird.PIXIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09342951831585140812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-40193269821755660972009-06-27T06:46:10.930-07:002009-06-27T06:46:10.930-07:00I'm sure not many of you guys were alive or ol...I'm sure not many of you guys were alive or old enough to know what was up when Thriller came out, but I was in Jr. HIgh. It was a fucking phenomenon, it wasn't an album. Look at the youtube video when MJ did the moonwalk at the American Music Awards or whatever it was. He might as well have walked on the moon, everyone was talking about it for weeks. Everybody had the beat it jacket with the chains, or the thriller jacket. You would go to stores like Chess King and they would be sold out. IF they got a shipment in, it would sell out in hours. It wasn't just an album. I know it's not everyone's type of music, but I don't understand how you can listen to Thriller, and not say it's good. Check out my blog for more on Michael and FF.Manny Los Gatoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17049700008504820832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-39441669406428333362009-06-27T06:35:06.843-07:002009-06-27T06:35:06.843-07:00crazy... Dead McMahon was the first thing (well, a...crazy... Dead McMahon was the first thing (well, after "more like") I said after a friend told me he died.<br /><br />Man, with Bush out of office and now these celebrity deaths, Jay Leno must be sweating like Michael Jackson in a... ah nevermind.boringdanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14844371622441593303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-25184095976096228072009-06-27T04:37:43.920-07:002009-06-27T04:37:43.920-07:00WhoOa~! After a decade's worth of lame and rep...WhoOa~! After a decade's worth of lame and repetitive Farrah Fawcett potshots, these MJ cracks are a breath of fresh air! Set phasers to "cutting edge"!Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-57363980140998357532009-06-27T01:48:36.376-07:002009-06-27T01:48:36.376-07:00I live in MN and I saw Rise Against last night. I ...I live in MN and I saw Rise Against last night. I think that this was the most audience "into-it" ever? Or something like that? I was back at the bar drinking but every one in the pit and along the sides were giving it their all. I have never heard so many people singing along to so many songs before. Well, except at any of TLA shows of course! Im still pissed i missed the "warped tour" tour because I was in Iraq. Any chance it may ever happen again?Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12736010706063597117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-4049749809629568652009-06-27T00:41:35.564-07:002009-06-27T00:41:35.564-07:00@myassisapipebomb
I wouldn't worry too much o...@myassisapipebomb<br /><br />I wouldn't worry too much over the shitbirds. fucking snoop dogg dedicated a song to Cash's memory. <br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks3w859ujbU<br /><br />I'd be more worried about that.Justinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05069346929226471463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-25229695762755950472009-06-26T23:11:31.196-07:002009-06-26T23:11:31.196-07:00i hear mj died of food poisoning. police found tw...i hear mj died of food poisoning. police found two 12 year old nuts in his mouth.Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13218544997446948385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-55289576896273591732009-06-26T22:52:21.001-07:002009-06-26T22:52:21.001-07:00I was sitting outside of a show alone reading this...I was sitting outside of a show alone reading this post from my phone just giggling to myself. Hilarious.<br /><br />I don't have any jokes except:<br />What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?<br />One's dangerous for kids to play with, the other is used to carry groceries.<br />And I heard this one yesterday: RIP, it's as easy as 123.<br />Which I laughed hysterically at because I'm lame.<br /><br />I actually never heard when Johnny Cash died but I remember Ritter's death pretty well.<br /><br />But anyway, I'm making ymself feel like elss of an asshole by saying that me laughing and joking keeps me from being sad.Sickie27https://www.blogger.com/profile/07232844835838543248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-22039894172030124282009-06-26T20:58:24.596-07:002009-06-26T20:58:24.596-07:00You know what the worst part is. all these shitbal...You know what the worst part is. all these shitballs that are crying about this dickhole.Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Because there are twenty of them. The zipper joke is the best.Drunken Acornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03774665465293298067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-31550272301511111632009-06-26T20:40:31.302-07:002009-06-26T20:40:31.302-07:00Do you know where Michael Jackson went to college?...Do you know where Michael Jackson went to college? Brigham Young! but seriously i told a joke about MJ, and everyone got all offended and told me how he was going to be the next mozart.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-39736351331968667312009-06-26T19:19:01.499-07:002009-06-26T19:19:01.499-07:00Am I a fucking moron for skipping out on Insubordi...Am I a fucking moron for skipping out on Insubordination Fest with D4, Toys That Kill, and Cloak/Dagger? Or the one today with Dead Milkmen and Boris the Sprinkler and Pansy Division? I kind of think I am, but I'm sunburnt, the guy that books my bands shows who failed to mention that the one he booked for last Sunday was canceled will be there, and I have no one to go with and hide behind when he tries to talk to me. AND! I don't want to go 3 hours to Baltimore, watch bands for 12 hours (may of which I don't know) and try to keep tabs on who I liked and what their names were and then see the bands I want to see after 8 PM. And D4 aren't playing until 12:40 (and I'm sure they're going to be fucking great as a headlining band) but that'd mean getting out of Baltimore around 2 AM or so and then getting home as the sun is coming up and I can't do that shit. Moshing with a sunburn? I'm just making excuses...<br /><br />Oh, and I heard this one:<br /><br />After all of his plastic surgeries, do you think MJ will be recycled?<br /><br /><br />love,<br />Kylekylewagonerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02343462630806704702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-84498574705923528802009-06-26T19:01:02.569-07:002009-06-26T19:01:02.569-07:00Since Michael Jackson as 99% plastic, they're ...Since Michael Jackson as 99% plastic, they're going to melt him down into legos and let the children play with HIM for once.<br />Jamon!Gabrielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08866678023004156196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-53574413875133308212009-06-26T18:29:46.272-07:002009-06-26T18:29:46.272-07:00you know it wasnt a heart attack, they found him i...you know it wasnt a heart attack, they found him in the childrens ward having a stroke.John Onepoundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01307977027477456921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-29978500380434190672009-06-26T17:52:53.669-07:002009-06-26T17:52:53.669-07:00Funniest post ever.Funniest post ever.Bridgetthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14590393347596875526noreply@blogger.com