tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post1414253453926966594..comments2024-03-17T00:12:46.366-07:00Comments on bad sandwich chronicles: just jackalackin' aroundBrendan Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11884835809491549191noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-28054388986621486832008-10-15T06:13:00.000-07:002008-10-15T06:13:00.000-07:00Dead Man On Campus is a sick film. Zack from saved...Dead Man On Campus is a sick film. Zack from saved by the bell smoking bongs with mexican removal men. That is just good clean American fun.bobgoldthwaitsingstheblueshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00776004903713748671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-69724790405436030612008-10-14T20:52:00.000-07:002008-10-14T20:52:00.000-07:00Cannibalism jokes? You owe everything to Daniel To...Cannibalism jokes? You owe everything to Daniel Tosh, man... Daniel Tosh. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kDUk_BLZzo) The clip leaves off about a third of the segment... but I couldn't find the whole thing. Oh well. <BR/><BR/>Anyway... thanks for posting again, Brendan. I almost didn't make it through those three and change days with none of your hilarious witticisms to guide me through.alex iconhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09273671467730604021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-38808148564500406102008-10-14T19:38:00.000-07:002008-10-14T19:38:00.000-07:00that creationism museum is a fucking riot! i highl...that creationism museum is a fucking riot! i highly recommend everybody go. they have dioramas of people riding on the backs of dinosaurs! i'm not even kidding.<BR/><BR/>here's an idea for you, inspired by a discussion on a messageboard. if you were a cannibal, what nationality of people do you think would taste the best/worst and why?<BR/><BR/>for example, i think mexicans probably taste something like beans, chorizo, and tequila. aka awesome.<BR/><BR/>white people, on the other hand, either taste like lean cuisine and franzia or mcdonalds grease and diet pepsi/bud light. no thanks on both accounts.<BR/><BR/>i think i would like to hear your take on this.<BR/><BR/>also, see you on saturday.deannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05915393617946294177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-33873973176199611432008-10-14T17:52:00.000-07:002008-10-14T17:52:00.000-07:00I think more people need to be Will-Smith-style re...I think more people need to be Will-Smith-style rebels and say things like "parents don't understand" rather than "fuck you mom and dad" and continue to explain the importance of Algebra.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-28048975558359312672008-10-14T16:49:00.000-07:002008-10-14T16:49:00.000-07:00This was a quote that I found in a forum about the...This was a quote that I found in a forum about the Creationist Museum on the msnbc website. <BR/><BR/>"You people that are making the negative comments, and think you are so smart are really idiotic. Man is so foolish, and your comments are proof of this. There is one God that created all, and don't ever believe for a second that "science" has proven the Bible wrong. Most of you are so ignorant to real science that you wouldn't know real science if it kicked you in the face. Evolution is the most illogical, ridiculous, impossible theory to ever masquerade as science, and if you believe that trite, I feel sorry for you. Do your own research, the proof is out there; the earth is less than 10,000 years old, dinosaurs and humans DID coexist(and possibly still do to some extent) and no matter how much you try to hide the facts, God is displayed in His handiwork. It would take a fool to look into a microscope, or telescope, and believe what they see happened by chance. The real reason you want to believe that garbage, is because you don't want to have to answer to anyone for your wicked lusts, hatred and desire for evil. You will bow to worship the Creator of all the LORD Jesus Christ, whether you want to believe it now or not. If I didn't believe in trucks, that doesn't mean that I can stand in the middle of the highway and not get hit by a semi. Personal belief does not decide truth. There is more evidence of the Creator God than there is of a semi on a highway, but you can ignore it until it's too late. The choice is yours. I would be very afraid of this museum if I was a pagan that believed a lie as well, your tax money could go right down the drain without the brainwashing you force upon children. If the truth this place reveals is allowed to get out into the public's eye, goodluck getting your government funding."<BR/><BR/>and in a related article- Hundreds of people are being drawn to the Creation Museum by what they say looks like an image of the Virgin Mary in a toilet bowl. As many as 300 people, some weeping, gathered outside the third stall of the Museum’s men’s room. They prayed, they took photographs, and they said the rosary. The museum curator said the cause of the image was not immediately clear, but he plans on talking to the head of the janitorial staff, Benedict. Sarah Palin, in the Museum preparing for this evening’s debate, said it was comforting to know that God’s spirit was there in this time of turmoil for the nation.<BR/><BR/>I shit you not. these are real. thought you might have some fun with these.Dolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11155210739326086257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-40956409157547641652008-10-14T14:00:00.000-07:002008-10-14T14:00:00.000-07:00Show on Friday was amazing. Chicago is amazing. Co...Show on Friday was amazing. Chicago is amazing. Come play the Troubadour in Hollywood! =)amanda.breehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14950648130669196426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-66427220732136918182008-10-14T13:26:00.000-07:002008-10-14T13:26:00.000-07:00tla kicked ass at riotfesttla kicked ass at riotfesth.krinklehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08339706543446501628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-17733635457774287562008-10-14T12:13:00.000-07:002008-10-14T12:13:00.000-07:00I would be at the show if it wasn't on the other s...I would be at the show if it wasn't on the other side of the world. Hell I would veen buy you beer all night, i can make these promises knowing my money is safe.<BR/><BR/>have funmartin*https://www.blogger.com/profile/08925296353002978206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-62070826938049707312008-10-14T11:45:00.000-07:002008-10-14T11:45:00.000-07:00If you are scraping for material and want to rack ...If you are scraping for material and want to rack up those oh-so-important scene points at the same time, it probably never hurts to carry around a notebook for when those moments of wisdom come around. For example, last night I dreamt I went to an acquaintance's house last night (I think shes in her early 40's, I wonder what my dream self was intending) and the next thing I knew I was massaging the back of some dude I went to college with. If I wanted to remember that, which I dont, I would have been stoked to have said notepad. Yeah.Seagull Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01851438505719552645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-31764695536050504942008-10-14T11:30:00.000-07:002008-10-14T11:30:00.000-07:00So you are saying that if I intend on seeing the F...So you are saying that if I intend on seeing the Falcon this weekend as I just happen to be visiting a friend in Chicago that I should plan on going to the Sunday show over the Saturday show? I'd love to go to both but I'm pretty sure my friend would explode if she had to go both nights.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-90734092820692524442008-10-14T11:23:00.000-07:002008-10-14T11:23:00.000-07:00Perhaps not Tiffany's, but the craftsmanship certa...Perhaps not Tiffany's, but the craftsmanship certainly seems to be there. <BR/><BR/>http://www.blacklabeladultshop.com/products/njoy_pure_plug/131/1<BR/> <BR/><BR/>If Tiffany's were to make a sex toy this is what it would look like.<BR/>Njoy's mission is pure fun and their Pure Plugs epitomise the evolution of anal pleasure.<BR/>These butt plugs are shaped to reach those special spots with a large head for that delicious stretch, a tapered stem for easy retention and the ring is designed to fit snugly between your cheeks.<BR/>The Njoy Pure Plugs have a weighty feel which give you a wonderful sense of fullness and a constant feeling of pleasure.<BR/>Silky smooth and lube friendly, these are without doubt the finest and most stylish butt plugs available anywhere today.<BR/>The Njoy Pure butt plugs come in 3 sizes: Small 1", Medium 1.25" and Large 1.5"<BR/>To read the definitive review of the Pure Plugs please have a look in our Press/Reviews section.<BR/><BR/><BR/>I'm pretty sure dude was sporting the 1.5"<BR/>Now...show me your penis.........SHOW ME YOUR PENIS. <BR/>Next time you work pass off Jack Daniels and Sambuca as the house special. 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