tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post1658419007097963893..comments2024-03-17T00:12:46.366-07:00Comments on bad sandwich chronicles: Lost mind! Reward if found. Friendly, but easily startled!Brendan Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11884835809491549191noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-77209065629659578362009-08-13T23:35:17.046-07:002009-08-13T23:35:17.046-07:00*Hennessy*HennessyRobbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-17942075378708287242009-08-13T23:21:59.474-07:002009-08-13T23:21:59.474-07:00I came back to glance at today's comments and ...I came back to glance at today's comments and am now contemplating a Prozac prescription. Jesus fucking melancholy christ. Maybe post something extra hilarious tomorrow? You know, as a pick me up? No pressure. Hennessey anecdotes always do the trick. I saw 'The Hurt Locker' tonight, and while by no means a feel-good film, it's daffy next to today's comments. Everyone should see it, though. Kathryn Bigelow is one of the most underrated directors ever. This is the CHICK that brought us POINT BREAK, folks. Yes, the best action director is a woman.Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-38641586075137945402009-08-13T18:04:14.749-07:002009-08-13T18:04:14.749-07:00To cheer everybody up, read this guy's excuse:...To cheer everybody up, read this guy's excuse:<br /><br />http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/sfl-cat-downloads-porn-bn080709,0,6415792.storyTed Yanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14717397419062478519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-47939789386404187802009-08-13T17:55:38.101-07:002009-08-13T17:55:38.101-07:00Take a look, Brendan should like this:
http://www...Take a look, Brendan should like this:<br /><br />http://www.superpoop.com/081309/hipster-withdrawals.jpgBridgetthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14590393347596875526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-62274762855220425862009-08-13T16:12:24.912-07:002009-08-13T16:12:24.912-07:00I delivered pizzas at Round Table last summer with...I delivered pizzas at Round Table last summer with an old Mexican dude named Gallo (Rooster in English). I was 18 and he was about 70 and spoke no English to my knowledge. He got good hours and tips, but at the end of the day he was still working 6 day weeks at minimum wage, living the American dream. Last I checked he was still alive and working there delivering those pizzas.<br /><br />My step-uncle was an even worse story because he spent the last 20+ years of his life living with his stepmom (my Grandmother) and delivering pizzas for Papa Johns (I still can't eat at this place because I associate it with him too much). When she developed dementia, he began to use her money to finance his cigarette and alcohol expenses. Then, one day she found him dead from a heart attack in his room. It's probably good she doesn't remember that (or much else for that matter).<br /><br />God damn sorry to spread the depressing shit around this drawer. Blake's Beagle story broke my heart.Gnawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08437226042591019867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-15675132411303602552009-08-13T14:52:03.157-07:002009-08-13T14:52:03.157-07:00man brendan, with this depressing advice/ stories,...man brendan, with this depressing advice/ stories, your turning into the miss lonelyhearts of the blogging world. i need to go watch a pixar movie or something to lift my spirits.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-16758405473361901052009-08-13T14:19:12.115-07:002009-08-13T14:19:12.115-07:00Man, old dudes delivering my food also bums me out...Man, old dudes delivering my food also bums me out. I always try to give them a big tip, which is not expected in Aus, then feel like I'm being patronising by doing so.<br /><br />Ah, anxiety.Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03062209571645942142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-44657921903184709052009-08-13T14:14:36.368-07:002009-08-13T14:14:36.368-07:00I wouldn't mind some projects in my life right...I wouldn't mind some projects in my life right now. This summer has sizzled down to wake up at 7 (which for me, at 17-year-old, is about 5-7 hours before I'd like to wake up), try to stay awake, drive to school, run with the cross country team for an hour and a half, drive back home, shower, sleep for as long as I can milk the rest of the morning, and then wake up to do nothing for probably the rest of the day. I'd normally go crash at someone's house more often, but with having to get up that early, that's really a bad idea on my part. So at least you have some responsibility where as I'm lucky to stay awake after I turn the alarm clock off...<br /><br />love,<br />Kylekylewagonerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02343462630806704702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-1566311740043591292009-08-13T13:33:54.590-07:002009-08-13T13:33:54.590-07:00this copper ordeal illustrates the weirdness/magic...this copper ordeal illustrates the weirdness/magic of the internet. <br /><br />somewhere in the world there's another guy with extra copper and he has no idea where on the internet to look for information on what to do with it.<br /><br />what would that guy say if someone directed him to a blog written by a musician in chicago called bad sandwich chronicles?<br /><br />not google, not plumbing websites, not wikipedia, but Bad Sandwich Chronicles<br /><br />i love itJ.A.F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08962284969550376428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-35339246769179724312009-08-13T12:48:23.584-07:002009-08-13T12:48:23.584-07:00@ Rodzilla
Your friend is right, in part. Copper ...@ Rodzilla<br /><br />Your friend is right, in part. Copper can be quite valuable.<br /><br />Look for a salvage yard, you're not going to sell some random copper to a pawn shop or anything like that because it's useless to them. A salvager will sell it to a smelter or something of that nature so it can be melted down and re-used.<br /><br />I used to work plumbing and my boss would freak if we didn't put any and all small pieces of copper piping in the scrap box. Once it was full he'd take it to a salvage yard and sell it.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10164937035676574739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-78187775563361544662009-08-13T11:31:46.394-07:002009-08-13T11:31:46.394-07:00the delivery guys who bring me food are generally ...the delivery guys who bring me food are generally older ethnic fellows who seem to be working for the family business. <br /><br />it sounds like someone needs a nanny/personal assistant. i uh know this girl who needs a job. (i may or may not be this girl i know)amandataguehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04205002913489678284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-87006511586387162912009-08-13T11:27:38.348-07:002009-08-13T11:27:38.348-07:00That was very beyond the embarassing style esqeThat was very beyond the embarassing style esqemeo150https://www.blogger.com/profile/09165504012576460024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-88551087967807818082009-08-13T11:11:41.729-07:002009-08-13T11:11:41.729-07:00I ordered a pizza once and when it showed up the d...I ordered a pizza once and when it showed up the delivery woman told me she was on her way to her second job after this for like a 15 hour work day between the delivery job and the second one.<br /><br />And then I noticed she only had one hand...I felt miserable.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-39666806146529971042009-08-13T10:19:42.623-07:002009-08-13T10:19:42.623-07:003 Wisdome Teeth just ripped my heart out, threw it...3 Wisdome Teeth just ripped my heart out, threw it on the concrete, stepped all over it, walked away, turned back around and spat a big fat fucking lugee all over it. That was some of the saddest shit this blog has ever laid on me.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15804079617964998308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-6340957947363363412009-08-13T09:56:22.631-07:002009-08-13T09:56:22.631-07:00I am sad as well...I am from a family of 8 kids, o...I am sad as well...I am from a family of 8 kids, only 2 of my little brothers still live at home and my dad is a pizza delivery man.<br /><br />my dad is almost 60 years old, he went to law school, is really fucking smart, but just falls into that too smart/crazy to have a "normal" job and its unfortunate. he and my mom live check to check, tip to tip and just bought a house. Which was a huge step cuz we lost our house when i was 14 and from there on out ive just worked and lived with friends, mind you, that was 14 years ago. just after we lost the house my dad got a job delivering pizzas and since has aged about 30 years and is lookin pretty beat.<br /><br />anyhoo, my youngest brother is 13 and has been staying with me lately. he looked at me out of no where yesterday and said that he doesnt think our dad will live much longer! he says either the terrible food, his heart or cigar smoking is gonna catch him soon...pretty smart for 13. well, that made me pretty fucking sad.<br /><br />basically, there is no sign of my dad getting another job or retiring ever. his house will be paid off when hes 90...so pretty safe bet he will die a pizza delivery man.<br /><br />stay in school kids, try in life, and put a few bucks away so you dont die delivering pizzas.3 wisdom teethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13565815525179955700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-33518903603678324632009-08-13T08:54:17.349-07:002009-08-13T08:54:17.349-07:00Feeling bad/sad and then going to work is pretty p...Feeling bad/sad and then going to work is pretty punk rock.<br /><br />It's more punk rock if you feel down and don't even have a job to go to, but hell you need to get a hair cut to look sharp for your band's show the next night at a bowling alley.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-40454789647535069022009-08-13T08:15:00.845-07:002009-08-13T08:15:00.845-07:00Not all old delivery guys are poor or have lived t...Not all old delivery guys are poor or have lived there life the wrong way. My parents own an automotive shop, and one of the guys who delivers parts is like 65 years old. I felt bad when I first met him too, but then my mom told me that actually, he had been a senior vice president at one of the companies in my hometown and had just taken early retirement a year ago. He just wanted to do something during the day to keep busy that had no real responsibility.<br /><br />And ... that sounds f-ing awesome if you ask me. <br /><br />But I'm sure not all old delivery guys are like him. <br /><br />What used to make me really sad when I was younger was going into Wal-Mart and seeing old men sitting alone in the cafe/deli part of the store and just drinking coffee without even anything to read. It bummed me out.<br /><br />Anyway, if Candice gets a part in your porno, you'd be obligated to find a way to post videos on your blog.planespottinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16800798917313317700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-86300882808254325542009-08-13T08:13:24.624-07:002009-08-13T08:13:24.624-07:00Wait--BIRDMAN Documentary! I knew it.Wait--BIRDMAN Documentary! I knew it.Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-43985933073297624532009-08-13T08:04:54.204-07:002009-08-13T08:04:54.204-07:00I'm with Robb. While I'm sure it is safe t...I'm with Robb. While I'm sure it is safe to assume that it's a porno, I'd like to hear more about this movie of yours. More specifically if it involves horses and if I can get a bit role.Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13218544997446948385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-47791297226625713092009-08-13T07:59:43.699-07:002009-08-13T07:59:43.699-07:00I know you're being intentionally tight-lipped...I know you're being intentionally tight-lipped and stuff at this early stage, but feel free to drop some more details on this cinematic undertaking whenever the mood strikes you. As a complete film geek my curiosity is definitely piqued (healthy understatement).Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-72535772733339217222009-08-13T07:56:02.755-07:002009-08-13T07:56:02.755-07:00Mmmmm... a calzone sounds so good right now. I can...Mmmmm... a calzone sounds so good right now. I can't handle it.<br />You obviously have a lot besides pizza on your plate, but I have a question if you have time.<br />I haven't noticed any advice for awhile, but wanted to give writing you a shot. This one is admittedly a bit outside your normal range of topics, but I could use a fresh opinion regardless. If you have other things to do, it's cool.<br />Here's what's what- A friend and I spent our summer working for a theatre company as lighting/sound technicians. One day early on we had nothing better to do so we set to tearing all the copper wire out of an enormous ancient cable we weren't going to need. What this project amounted to was the formation of a ball of copper that is slightly smaller than my head. If I had to take a guess, it weighs somewhere between 7 and 12 pounds. My buddy is fairly certain we can make some dough for it, but I've spent the last few weeks doing research and haven't had much luck anywhere much closer than China. Copper balls aren't exactly hot shit on eBay, and I haven't found an interested pawn shop yet. <br />In my experience reading the blog and listening to your music, you seem to be quite in the know on a lot of things. Any ideas on what I can do to get rid of my fucking ball? To be fair, it does look pretty cool, sitting on my desk, like a giant metal yarn onion wrapped in tape. Maybe I should just send it to an art museum...<br />Anyway, thanks for your time.Rodzilla 605https://www.blogger.com/profile/06988892784362773901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-82678965688421999262009-08-13T07:47:55.064-07:002009-08-13T07:47:55.064-07:00My sociopath acquaintance once told me about how h...My sociopath acquaintance once told me about how he and a friend stole a beagle out of a trucker's cab, and let it run away. It was years ago, but I can't still can't forgive him for doing something like that. To this day I still feel really bad about the puppy, but even worse for the trucker.Blakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09976109999262882331noreply@blogger.com