tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post4268964571653163301..comments2024-03-17T00:12:46.366-07:00Comments on bad sandwich chronicles: leonard bernstien!Brendan Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11884835809491549191noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-44107016500069002572009-05-20T09:12:59.285-07:002009-05-20T09:12:59.285-07:00Ok, I guess it wasn't called plan b pill then. But...Ok, I guess it wasn't called plan b pill then. But she found out about it early enough that she could take a pill instead of going in for a procedure. She had definitely been pregnant for almost 4 weeks when she took the pill. She had even started getting the morning sickness.Daxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00028839526961758876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-83411123137487491362009-05-20T09:05:09.789-07:002009-05-20T09:05:09.789-07:00Dax my friend, Plan B barely works 72 hours after ...Dax my friend, Plan B barely works 72 hours after unprotected sex. Plan B is a toxic amount of levonorgestrel, a hormone found in birth control, it basically attempts to stop the ovulation of the egg, and sometimes prevents fertilization. But there's really no way four weeks into a pregnancy Plan B could be used effectively. <br /><br />Just throwing that out there. I really do feel for you though, I hope things work out.Ninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06990294224162577906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-81711923686766181952009-05-20T08:53:30.017-07:002009-05-20T08:53:30.017-07:00FYI people - BK's mentioned his cleaning lady abou...FYI people - BK's mentioned his cleaning lady about a zillon times on this blog, so don't act like this is the first time ya'll have read about it.<br /><br />Also - heavy stuff about the plan b. Are you (and her) sure it actually worked? I mean - 4 weeks after is not really what plan b is designed for, and I can't imagine the success rate for that stage is probably very high. Might want to get that checked out ...planespottinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16800798917313317700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-46210139645342354812009-05-20T07:10:05.637-07:002009-05-20T07:10:05.637-07:00Thanks for the advice and kind words.
In regards...Thanks for the advice and kind words. <br /><br />In regards to the plan B... it was about 4 weeks in. So it felt pretty damn real to her. <br /><br />Obviously not having to have the actual procedure did makes things easier, but it still is what it is.Daxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00028839526961758876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-89395921398507657482009-05-20T07:07:27.474-07:002009-05-20T07:07:27.474-07:00OK I will just say it Brendan, why the fuck do you...OK I will just say it Brendan, why the fuck do you have a cleaning lady ? there it was as blunt as I could be, mind you it's not too "punk rock". <br /><br />Seriously though whats the deal man? please verbally rip me apart 7 ways so I can get an explanation for my accusation.<br /><br />After all I guess some one dose have to unflip the bread bag & put the tie back on it<br /><br />Did I just answer my own question ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-56712900636624300432009-05-20T03:03:42.634-07:002009-05-20T03:03:42.634-07:00i too am going through a "whats the whole point of...i too am going through a "whats the whole point of this again?" little phase. i just dropped out of college about two weeks ago because i am seeing a bunch of people graduate and shit, and they just sit around until they can find some crappy job that they don't want in a field that they didn't study for, kinda like how my parents went about life. so yeah, i decided to drop out because i want to do something different than whats socially advised and have the chance to become something that i'd truly be happy being (haha i don't really care how dumb it sounds, but i hope at somepoint i can be playing in a band that'll make enough money to get from show to show and maybe be even get a mcdouble everyonce in a while. the two kids i'm playing with right now have the same little dream, so who knows, maybe it'll happen) , rather than just settling for some 9-5, in which i will freak out at, some thirty years down the line because i never tried to do the things i really wanted to do, just like my parents. they got tied down with a kid (myself) and kinda had to give up on what they really wanted. i understand that when you have a kid it changes things, but i don't even know if i want a kid. i mean, if it turns out like me, i'd be pissed, i don't want no drug addict college dropout for a kid. i'd rather just live life how i want and when i'm on my deathbed i can look back and say "hell yeah, i went for that shit." and it'll probably be great. talk about rambling... its almost 6 in the morning and i haven't slept. thank you adderall!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13264658411507486971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-54353819580361012352009-05-20T01:25:12.417-07:002009-05-20T01:25:12.417-07:00Dax: My heart is shredded for you. Hang in there...Dax: My heart is shredded for you. Hang in there (and all sorts of other trite "feel better" speak). I think you are headed down the right path. Just let her do her thinking. Don't go pestering her. And if you gotta cry, do it. Fuck anyone who doesn't "get it".<br /><br />While it is only near your level of heart decimation, I was abandoned by "Ms. Right" (whom oddly enough lives Chicago) for no GOOD reason, only to see her "in a relationship" on myspace several days later (after removing me from her top friends). To make it much, much worse, one of my best friends and mentors--my grandfather--suddenly died two days later. (I had to buy new tires for the car in between there... I figure that was the cosmos throwing in a shot to the pills for good measure). Then I got a speeding ticket leaving his town after the funeral. How's that for a slice of deep fried shit?<br /><br />My point? I think there was one... OH YEAH! No matter how vile shit seems to get you gotta just get moving on and do shit for yourself, not for someone else. I guess this kinda ties in with BK's thoughts. I felt so fucking hopeless, even up until this past weekend, but I have resolved myself to make 2009 the best year yet and be as confident and positive as possible. If it wants to try to shut me down (whatever IT is), I'm not going to roll over and let it. In defiance of my shit streak (HA!), I asked the female news anchor out at the TV station I work at. Fuck it, I can't feel worse. And ya know what? She didn't shoot me down.<br /><br />I have noticed that '09 has pretty much sucked karmic cock for me and everyone around me so far. Anyone else notice this? I mean yeah shit always sucks, but this year has been whoa rough already. Fuck 2009.<br /><br />Sorry for the length. No reason. Just felt like spilling guts on my the net.<br /><br />Cheers.<br /><br />p.s. - @T.NERB: awesome finish to your class. I'm sure your prof loved it.Justin Stitcheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08552630644223922357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-65994844043166531132009-05-20T00:28:05.518-07:002009-05-20T00:28:05.518-07:00One of the most inspirational blogs yet. I liked t...One of the most inspirational blogs yet. I liked the "Cant stop" speech. Keep up the entertaining banter!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-85024306724746633762009-05-19T23:28:48.545-07:002009-05-19T23:28:48.545-07:00how dare you have a cleaning lady I guess
also e...how dare you have a cleaning lady I guess<br /><br /><br />also everyone come hang out in the sock drawer forums<br /><br />thesockdrawer.proboards.com<br /><br />it's fun and there is a picture of a dong somewhereStizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00743903456814206705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-91113168952174059532009-05-19T22:31:27.118-07:002009-05-19T22:31:27.118-07:00I'm pretty sure Brendan has mentioned the maid bef...I'm pretty sure Brendan has mentioned the maid before, so I'm wondering why Dave and lisa are both so surprised (and surprisingly similar in their posts and time of posts).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-5154969523277559682009-05-19T21:59:11.994-07:002009-05-19T21:59:11.994-07:00Wow, everyone seems bummed today. What the fuck? ...Wow, everyone seems bummed today. What the fuck? Should we all accept the fact that we are, on some level, shallow assholes who dont give a fuck about anything else? Yes, of course. Should we dwell on that and really embrace it? Jesus, fuck no. People who do this are the people I wish death upon. <br /><br />Dax - yeah dude....it might be semantics at this point.....but Plan B is not an abortion. I hung out with a friend of mine while she was having an abortion. Its not really like what you described. But I know how you feel. I don't really have any advice for you accept that A) you will recover from this, no matter what the outcome and B) don't ask for visitation rights for the dogs.Seagull Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01851438505719552645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-67886018397705389982009-05-19T21:33:43.931-07:002009-05-19T21:33:43.931-07:00you hire someone to clean your house? holy shit du...you hire someone to clean your house? holy shit dude. come on. seriously?lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07721953177273932095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-3295396030245847762009-05-19T21:00:40.239-07:002009-05-19T21:00:40.239-07:00One of my favorite entries. Embodies what I'm feel...One of my favorite entries. Embodies what I'm feeling right now. Thank you.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10252417877576788572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-47952803126718199212009-05-19T20:56:38.544-07:002009-05-19T20:56:38.544-07:00You have a cleaning lady? Seriously? Even my one...You have a cleaning lady? Seriously? Even my one friend who is marrying this kind of rich girl doesn't have a cleaning lady.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08184449515180169465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-68966934091710199612009-05-19T20:56:05.940-07:002009-05-19T20:56:05.940-07:00You have a cleaning lady? Seriously? Even my one...You have a cleaning lady? Seriously? Even my one friend who is marrying this kind of rich girl doesn't have a cleaning lady.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08184449515180169465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-12580933767570672682009-05-19T20:39:30.109-07:002009-05-19T20:39:30.109-07:00Coincidentally, I was at Millennium Park today sca...Coincidentally, I was at Millennium Park today scarfing some Chipotle on my lunch break with some work buddies when I read this post on my iPhone. I turned slowly around in my seat fully expecting to see you and the little dude ogling the bean behind me. Then I kept reading and found out that the zoo probably won out. Anyway, it's gonna be hot as balls tomorrow so definitely hit that shit up. But a word of advice, if you decide to have a picnic at M.P., get a green table with an umbrella because, mark my words, your food/shirt/face WILL get shit on by a bird. The umbrella is key.Sylvester Trombonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16228017090236618417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-23938677256833039392009-05-19T20:37:58.448-07:002009-05-19T20:37:58.448-07:00Oh, Lincoln Park Zoo. Near and dear to my heart.....Oh, Lincoln Park Zoo. Near and dear to my heart...<br /><br /> But seriously, the best part about the zoo is watching the little kids get really excited by, say the squirrel perched on a railing or the birds eating the all of the dropped food in the middle of the walkway. Screw the lion 20 feet away when right in front of them there is a seagull choking down some popcorn! <br /><br />That's wildlife in the urban jungle for ya.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16278265799711196033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-49448755102925820682009-05-19T20:32:00.839-07:002009-05-19T20:32:00.839-07:00Dax, that situation blows, but your not alone man....Dax, that situation blows, but your not alone man. Sooo many people go through something like this everyday, and yeah that feeling sucks arse. Its starts out by feeling like you've been winded and then kinda levels out to a steady numbness. I guess the best advice would be to maybe give her some space. Of course I dont mean totally ignoring her, like, you should let her know your there for her and that you care about her ect first. Just give her time to sort her own shit out while you sort your shit out.Hopfully it'l work out for you, but try to put it out of your mind and dont obsess about her too much either way, because you'll come out of this alot more worse for wear, and thats pretty much a guarantee, I speak..er type with experiance.<br /><br />or whatever, you can just get your arse over there, stick on some led and let the sparks fly...heh, sorry. Do not do not DO NOT do that.<br /><br />sorry if i came across cheesey and/or preachy, good luck.Shane McPainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18004070487602452659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-13289817402994461022009-05-19T20:31:57.234-07:002009-05-19T20:31:57.234-07:00Brendan, this is of the utmost importance. What's...Brendan, this is of the utmost importance. What's your favorite D4 song title?Angiepantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04818854627842652325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-54815118592152538532009-05-19T16:54:16.403-07:002009-05-19T16:54:16.403-07:00another justified disease.... GO! DO IT! I'm stuck...another justified disease.... GO! DO IT! I'm stuck in this shit hole of a job wishing i could go on a road trip to jsut hang with my mates on the east caost (of australai that is) but someone ahs to pay the rent and the bills don't they! fark, jsut got back from a two week holiday on monday and it's wednesday and i already need a break. do some reading while you're in san fran and just enjoy life. bum beer and food of ya mate, crash on his couch. live it up!Owner Operatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08661332606619670339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-90604134124375969102009-05-19T16:25:28.209-07:002009-05-19T16:25:28.209-07:00I don't think I'd qualify Plan B as an abortion. I...I don't think I'd qualify Plan B as an abortion. I'm sure it's a not-so-fun thing for a chick to deal with, and we can debate the conception question all you want, but Plan B is basically just a flusher, except for zygotes not drugs...an abortion is like, "Holy shit, I'm 8 weeks pregnant and I don't know what the fuck to do." And at 8 weeks, it's a lot more painful process.<br /><br />At the same time though, who the fuck am I to try and qualify someone else's tough situation? Shit that is a lot less difficult than Plan B gets emotional, draining, and depressing so I guess Dax, hang in there man. Try and figure out what's best for you and your little lady. Ask her what she thinks, that's usually a good start.<br /><br />And Brendan, I dig the Maslow talk...Life is just...well, whatever the fuck this is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-89524242156465489172009-05-19T15:16:32.421-07:002009-05-19T15:16:32.421-07:00I guess I didn't have time to fully flesh out my r...I guess I didn't have time to fully flesh out my response to the virgin guy. I'm glad what I said helped you dude, cuz I think the answer lies somewhere in the middle. My guess would be that most guys first hooked up with someone when they were a)inebriated and b) that person was more experienced than them. So I think you are right in the wheelhouse as far as that goes. Should you come clean? You could. If the girl is that "experienced" than she probably has a decent idea that you aren't exactly Dirk Diggler (or Gene Simmons, or Wilt Chamberlain, or what Bono could be if he was unfaithful), so you probably won't be shocking her with the info. No question, if you really care for her, be honest with her as much as you conveniently can, although you might want to tell her that you like her new hairstyle, piercing, tattoo, even if you don't. And no question, she always needs a new pair of boots. I don't think I was telling you to not be yourself, because that might get you laid, but it might mess up the relationship, so there is a balancing act there. Do you want to get experience and have some fun? Or are you looking for a relationship? I dunno. <br /><br />Are you guys fucking with me on the zep thing? It's from fast times at ridgemont high. I used to get busy to Dark Side of the Moon. That cd def has a place in my heart and elsewhere.Manny Los Gatoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17049700008504820832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-22608283239073011152009-05-19T15:15:37.082-07:002009-05-19T15:15:37.082-07:00Brendan, I'm laying on my mom's bed while she's in...Brendan, I'm laying on my mom's bed while she's in the other room playing Zuma or some shit and laying with my dog while flies annoy the shit out of me and the dog and he tries to eat them when they fly by so they'll die. His name is Weiner Dawg. There are roosters crowing at each other outside. There are 7 horses in my yard and about 30 goats. I just want you to know that we backwoods kids have a strong respect for what you do, in case that makes you feel any better about the rest of the world. Though, I wear a different punk band t-shirt every day and wear my Descendents Vans religiously, so I'm not really the typical "backwoods kid," but I DO wonder at times how many people wear their Paint It Black shirts home from the show to go brush horses or throw hay into a truck. I love you, man.<br /><br />love,<br />Kyle<br /><br />P.S. My word verification word for this comment is "impti." Is that how we feel sometimes? At least you recognize it as normal. I hate 13-year-old girls asking for advice from me sometimes...kylewagonerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02343462630806704702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-88211025580401080712009-05-19T14:47:53.125-07:002009-05-19T14:47:53.125-07:00i'm a 25 year old math major and i've been in scho...i'm a 25 year old math major and i've been in school for three years. i wouldn't have graduated because there's only three math majors here so the classes aren't offered every semester, leaving me time to get my philosophy degree also. anyway, last semester horrible time occured and i spent some time in the mental hospital then just time in the regular hospital then i couldn't afford my medications so leaving the house was out of the question so i pretty much stopped going to school. anyway, i am now not allowed to attend school for one full year because of my poor performance ecen though i still have a 3.75 gpa. so i'm not too sure what to do. my best friend jeremy is the drummer for druglords of the avenues and lives in san fran. i've been talking to him and he'd be more than happy to take me in. i could just load my dog, my clothes, my records, my record player, a bottle, two 30 racks, and i think i'd be set. i was just wondering if it's worth staying in a town where there's no work being out of school for a year (hence i'll forget all my math stuff) and wait for the next go around? or i can just whore myself out, sell some drugs, and earn enough money for gas money to the weird world of san francisco?another justified diseasehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10157763512435989200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-2970999624963475122009-05-19T14:03:24.119-07:002009-05-19T14:03:24.119-07:00the modern wing is fantastic. some of the main are...the modern wing is fantastic. some of the main area's design wasn't the best for the massive traffic flow this past weekend but I think it'll smooth out once the crowds aren't so crazy. Definitely give yourself at least 3 hours there for the first trip!Katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08104508224490037913noreply@blogger.com