tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post4895716746915148311..comments2024-03-17T00:12:46.366-07:00Comments on bad sandwich chronicles: Lay me on down.Brendan Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11884835809491549191noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-24410585751103445442008-10-23T23:49:00.000-07:002008-10-23T23:49:00.000-07:00at! (hi! i know you!) do what i did when i had the...at! (hi! i know you!) do what i did when i had the pleasure of seeing coheed and cambria....have an asthma attack. it's a quick and easy way to gtfo. <BR/><BR/>if that doesn't work, i'd say alternate between whiskey and tequila. approximately 12 shots. you are sure to get obliterated to the point where they are nearly tolerable. i brought a flask into the subterranean and said "that's empty" and they didn't even check to see that i was telling the truth. so, i'm assuming you won't have a problem at the riv. though, to be safe, hide it in the tampon pocket of your purse/bag. they never check there. <BR/><BR/>if all else fails, smack your brother, tie him down, and make him listen to some jawbreaker.deannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05915393617946294177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-75170536597633022062008-10-21T22:21:00.000-07:002008-10-21T22:21:00.000-07:00http://flickr.com/photos/31630670@N07/2962903917/I...http://flickr.com/photos/31630670@N07/2962903917/<BR/><BR/>I think that image will pretty much sum the evening up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-42123520688686773982008-10-21T00:01:00.000-07:002008-10-21T00:01:00.000-07:00brendan, i need your advice for i have done someth...brendan, i need your advice for i have done something stupid in an attempt to be a good big sister.<BR/><BR/>i have to go see coheed and cambria next week with my little brother as his very early christmas present.<BR/><BR/>approximately how much whiskey should i consume in order to tolerate this? also, can i sneak a flask into the riviera theater? should i go the tequila route instead of the whiskey route? or should i forgo the liquor and just pop a couple xanax and pretend the whole ordeal is just a panic attack?amandataguehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04205002913489678284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-36883401375960771872008-10-20T20:32:00.000-07:002008-10-20T20:32:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10376065422562728320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-22839032240162533252008-10-20T19:23:00.000-07:002008-10-20T19:23:00.000-07:00all of this is fine, if it doesnt happen everyday....all of this is fine, if it doesnt happen everyday. what if your mom called you multiple times a day? what then? would it make me a twat if i either had other things to do, or just didnt want to hear about the kid next door, or that television program she hated? does that make me a bad daughter? this is all rhetorical of course. how very narrow of you, im disappointed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-33857257208603817992008-10-20T17:15:00.000-07:002008-10-20T17:15:00.000-07:00next fat tourThe Lawrence ArmsDead To MeAmerican S...next fat tour<BR/>The Lawrence Arms<BR/>Dead To Me<BR/>American Steel<BR/>Dillinger Four<BR/><BR/>GET ON ITMike Destructionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05527675659854803865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-15921639918281197472008-10-20T16:42:00.000-07:002008-10-20T16:42:00.000-07:00Hi Brendan. Can you attempt to convince the beardy...Hi Brendan. Can you attempt to convince the beardy guy from Seattle to resume making music?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-30184933180045984072008-10-20T13:55:00.000-07:002008-10-20T13:55:00.000-07:00if you're british, scones doesnt ryhme with bones....if you're british, scones doesnt ryhme with bones.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-72210285235016750232008-10-20T11:58:00.000-07:002008-10-20T11:58:00.000-07:00man i'd kill to have those problems sleeping. i ca...man i'd kill to have those problems sleeping. i can never seem to fall asleep without needing to sleep for 9-12 hours or sometimes more. one time i slept for 17 straight hours, uninterrupted. waking up after that shit is unbearably depressing. and then, because you've slept so much, you're dead tired for the rest of the day. life makes no sense sometimes.alex iconhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09273671467730604021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-90901879190195969112008-10-20T11:14:00.000-07:002008-10-20T11:14:00.000-07:00I can only imagine the hangover you woke up with t...I can only imagine the hangover you woke up with this morning. Considering you fell over twice last night, forgot to switch instruments with Chris a few times when transitioning from the Falcon to the Larry Arms or vice versa, and generally looked extremely drunk... must have been a good night (and terrible, excrutiating morning). <BR/><BR/>Oh, and I definately met you on Saturday. Not that you probably remember, but my brother told you repeatedly that I'm minorly obsessed with you, then I gave you a really really awkwardly long hug (while trying to hold my beer and hide those pesky X's on my hands that were supposed to mark me as an underage bastard and prevent me from drinking... it's like my scarlet letter) and, from what I'm told, may or may not have ground up against you a little. Yep, that was me.jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06217082302200086919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-44413943306156293792008-10-20T10:34:00.000-07:002008-10-20T10:34:00.000-07:00Brendan, being the well-rounded, cultured man that...Brendan, being the well-rounded, cultured man that you are, I was wondering if you could shed some light on a debate a friend and I were having. He claims there is no such thing as "art." In his words "a painting is just a picture," "music is just orchestrated sounds," "a film is just a moving pictures," etc. ect. etc. He claims anything can be called "art," therefore nothing is "art." Since you're pretty much a renaissance man I would like to get your perspective on this argument.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-52162307555579748232008-10-20T09:57:00.000-07:002008-10-20T09:57:00.000-07:00I have the same problems sleeping. Once I'm up, th...I have the same problems sleeping. Once I'm up, that's it, sleep is over. My friends are always like "Dude, what the hell? Three hours ago you were hanging off the edge of the upstairs porch, wasted, yelling how you were the only black god, how can you be conscious?" (ok, that was my friend Matt, but still)John F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05118601596635141510noreply@blogger.com