tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post5000741299817267430..comments2024-03-17T00:12:46.366-07:00Comments on bad sandwich chronicles: The one where I fuck Brad PittBrendan Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11884835809491549191noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-57765248880162480482011-10-16T19:35:05.618-07:002011-10-16T19:35:05.618-07:00Ruhh-roooh! Little fat-headed Jeremy Hollinger wa...Ruhh-roooh! Little fat-headed Jeremy Hollinger was reeeeeeeeeal bad! Imagine that undersized former third string high school football peanut dickIt's A-Me, Martuccihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12763285004807396986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-31065395796354048642011-10-15T11:43:36.708-07:002011-10-15T11:43:36.708-07:00Brendan - longtime reader, first time advice query...Brendan - longtime reader, first time advice query faggot - <br /><br />If you see a facebook friend making fun of vehicles with 'salt life' stickers in their facebook status, should you sarcastically comment "Boy, that's original and subversive" before deleting them, or simply quietly delete them sans hubbub?Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-24756596134756349152011-10-15T11:26:50.346-07:002011-10-15T11:26:50.346-07:00In retrospect, Clark said, "I think that with...In retrospect, Clark said, "I think that with music school and art school, or school in any form, there has to be some system of grading and measurement. The things they can teach you are quantifiable. While all that is good and has its place, at some point you have to learn all you can and then forget everything that you learned in order to actually start making music."<br /><br /><br />St. Vincent seems like a real retard, but is probably quite pleasant to be aroundBEEXtrix Potterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06375102804773973660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-4413508244935605072011-10-15T10:32:16.543-07:002011-10-15T10:32:16.543-07:00Oh cmon Dusty. He claimed he ran into Bukowski in ...Oh cmon Dusty. He claimed he ran into Bukowski in fucking Pensacola, which is a place Bukowski's never set foot in in his life, based on common sense. Chaddington seems like a real retard.BEEXtrix Potterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06375102804773973660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-48907410123195714452011-10-15T10:30:31.450-07:002011-10-15T10:30:31.450-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.BEEXtrix Potterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06375102804773973660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-61201729859127384052011-10-15T09:36:40.772-07:002011-10-15T09:36:40.772-07:00Anne - there's none of that in there, but than...Anne - there's none of that in there, but thank you anyway. Oh no it's not that thing where I'm secretly ugly in real life - quite handsome actually - but not really any Keith Moon in there. Prolly the picture.Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-43507895083175406112011-10-14T06:08:05.187-07:002011-10-14T06:08:05.187-07:00hey Bk, i read that parenting interview you did an...hey Bk, i read that parenting interview you did and i found this phrase really interesting: <br />"I’ve never seen someone who acts like they are infallible help anyone out of any situation, ever"<br />should blog about that.<br /><br />also, first and second rule of the sock drawer "YOU DO NOT WAX YOUR ASSHOLE".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-46196335101427639152011-10-14T01:48:33.357-07:002011-10-14T01:48:33.357-07:00This is directed at Robb. You remind me a bit of K...This is directed at Robb. You remind me a bit of Keith Moon. Your eyes have the look of him. That's a compliment, I liked Moon.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01681799401614263953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-29136709339537190162011-10-14T01:44:57.360-07:002011-10-14T01:44:57.360-07:00Straight men waxing their asses? I'm against i...Straight men waxing their asses? I'm against it. Personally, I'd like to see the ass end of the manscaping trend for straight men.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01681799401614263953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-64528335216154562732011-10-13T21:08:10.825-07:002011-10-13T21:08:10.825-07:00This entry made me feel weird. I'm going to re...This entry made me feel weird. I'm going to read about your run in with Bukowski again to get the bad taste out my mouth.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-33319805694121891392011-10-13T18:19:12.043-07:002011-10-13T18:19:12.043-07:00Masterful entry Beex! You didn't even have to...Masterful entry Beex! You didn't even have to fuck Brad Pitt to bum a bunch of people out. However, if we weren't talking about fucking, but blow jobs only, which one would bum people more out....you smoking Brad's pole and picking frosted pubes out of your teeth or Brad taking a hot load from you after playing a show with a crusty case of swampnuts? Stupid celebrity-obsessed media involved of course.Austin Corleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07782623463344718642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-74998366954465806612011-10-13T18:16:37.505-07:002011-10-13T18:16:37.505-07:00"Heeeee-eeeee's a reeeal faaaaaaaaaaa-goo..."Heeeee-eeeee's a reeeal faaaaaaaaaaa-goooooooooot/A reeee-aaaaaaal huuuUuuman beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing"BEEXtrix Potterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06375102804773973660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-68099563867379382632011-10-13T18:14:24.567-07:002011-10-13T18:14:24.567-07:00Ehh, from what I can gather b/w the footage and hi...Ehh, from what I can gather b/w the footage and his follow up statement, Brandon Kelly seems like a real faggotBEEXtrix Potterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06375102804773973660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-56538990446942573442011-10-13T18:13:31.598-07:002011-10-13T18:13:31.598-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.BEEXtrix Potterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06375102804773973660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-51731470887248314982011-10-13T18:03:17.044-07:002011-10-13T18:03:17.044-07:00Easily my favourite entry ever.Easily my favourite entry ever.Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11267942807713818671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-82230188530291695322011-10-13T17:53:57.370-07:002011-10-13T17:53:57.370-07:00Cant help with the cod business but yea, Millionai...Cant help with the cod business but yea, Millionaire. How did the preliminary meetings go prior to the search for replacement host that would lead to Meredith?<br /><br />"Well, we need a vaguely attractive middle-aged woman with intense "cold" qualities and a perpetual patronizing smile that barely masks her contempt for her job/the contestants/the show itself"It's A-Me, Martuccihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12763285004807396986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-6389068441842718282011-10-13T16:58:48.304-07:002011-10-13T16:58:48.304-07:00Are you playing Saturday? That is my question.Are you playing Saturday? That is my question.chaddingtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02107454747459320108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-37497031534821808712011-10-13T16:53:34.662-07:002011-10-13T16:53:34.662-07:00Uh guys I was just channel surfin and Millionaire...Uh guys I was just channel surfin and Millionaire was on and the question was "Which of the following fish is also a nickname for part of the human anatomy?", and the correct answer was "cod", and uh, anyway what the hell is that about? Cod?Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-36307614482625718182011-10-13T16:25:30.731-07:002011-10-13T16:25:30.731-07:00All I can say after that is WOW- your sick BK- you...All I can say after that is WOW- your sick BK- you funny motherfucker. That reminds me of material by the comedian Louie CK. He also likes crossing the line hypothetically.kant_hackit2001https://www.blogger.com/profile/09148955084868301502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-14629848434337816612011-10-13T16:15:08.512-07:002011-10-13T16:15:08.512-07:00I submit, for the approval of the midnight society...I submit, for the approval of the midnight society, a snippet from the 'offical' punknews review of <i>Agiations</i>:<br /><br />"The cadence of the verse of “Iron Lung” almost puts the listener to mind of the Clash, whereas “Now You Know”, “The Mess” and “The Mockery” take bits and pieces of several punk subgenres to create an almost Frankenstein’s monster of music"<br /><br />..Tee-hee! At first I was reeeeal grrrumpy, but then I remembered how the sole PQs for punknews reviewing are access to the internets and a keyboard, or perhaps an IR muscle twitch-sensor for the Hawkings out there, and my scowl melted into a shitty, bemused smirkIt's A-Me, Martuccihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12763285004807396986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-52489603883217306582011-10-13T15:12:36.058-07:002011-10-13T15:12:36.058-07:00when i imagine you fucking brad pitt, you are wear...when i imagine you fucking brad pitt, you are wearing that favorite hat of yours that your wife hates so much.Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13218544997446948385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-17898385687799121632011-10-13T12:02:52.306-07:002011-10-13T12:02:52.306-07:00NM yall. I gave it more thought, and, I don't ...NM yall. I gave it more thought, and, I don't approve. Some approval-seeking whitebread dork disrupting a golf tournament with a frankfurter for the sake of a blip on the home page of AOL news? NaaaaaahRobbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-70011351759306260672011-10-13T11:33:01.890-07:002011-10-13T11:33:01.890-07:00Oh I was kiddin. I enjoyed the entry. Drive was su...Oh I was kiddin. I enjoyed the entry. Drive was superb, I'd probably hate lil' Brandon Kelly but I approve of his actions. "Ryan Gosling - quietly blowing away Brad Pitt in the charisma department for the past 3-5 years"Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-76441538358049934282011-10-13T11:25:04.691-07:002011-10-13T11:25:04.691-07:00I does a arrrtsy flick, I does a popcorn flick! I ...I does a arrrtsy flick, I does a popcorn flick! I does a arrrtsy flick, I do a meat n taters inoffensive fluffy biopic!Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-56420533587205980432011-10-13T11:21:14.111-07:002011-10-13T11:21:14.111-07:00The guy who threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods, was na...The guy who threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods, was named Brandon Kelly. Not the exact same but damn close.<br /><br />"Brandon Kelly of Petaluma told the Santa Rosa Press Democrat on Tuesday that he's a fan of Woods and got the idea after watching "Drive" - a recently released movie starring Ryan Gosling as a stunt driver who moonlights as a getaway driver.<br /><br />"I threw the hot dog toward Tiger Woods because I was inspired by the movie 'Drive,'" Kelly said. "As soon as the movie ended, I thought to myself, 'I have to do something courageous and epic. I have to throw a hot dog on the green in front of Tiger.'"Butter hufferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17853088074622446346noreply@blogger.com