tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post5307498315226813063..comments2024-03-17T00:12:46.366-07:00Comments on bad sandwich chronicles: You haven't even touched your tuna casserole!Brendan Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11884835809491549191noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-6539468103396783042009-07-06T04:03:36.248-07:002009-07-06T04:03:36.248-07:00Okay, Advice BK, I need some insight here. Lately...Okay, Advice BK, I need some insight here. Lately my pets have been pissing me off. I mean just the sight of them is irritating. I don't know when or why this started. I've always loved animals and I've always loved having pets. I've even considered becoming a vet (and I'm not even in elementary school!). But lately all of the puking and the hair on all of my things and the shit and everything else has just become such a bother. I don't get any enjoyment out of having these animals around anymore. It doesn't even seem to have been a gradual thing. I just kind of woke up one day and said to myself, "Jesus Christ, I cannot stand being around these things." They're still cared for and all that shit but my heart just isn't in it anymore, I just don't care. Is this just the last ounce of my childhood leaving my body or something? I don't understand what's going on. Help me, Ob-Wan Kelly, you're my only hope!Angiepantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04818854627842652325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-37557779681112967752009-07-05T21:11:35.443-07:002009-07-05T21:11:35.443-07:00In the new Tyson documentary, Mike uses the term &...In the new Tyson documentary, Mike uses the term 'skullduggery' on multiple occasions. Highly recommended; the flick and the word.Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-5614330022217416132009-07-03T09:12:51.570-07:002009-07-03T09:12:51.570-07:00weird al does me good -
remember when the chili p...weird al does me good -<br /><br />remember when the chili peppers said that he could use their song, then when they heard weird Al's flinstone version flea said he 'didnt get it'!<br /><br />whats there not to get?<br /><br />imma listen to amish paradise and remember 4th gradeJayzillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07899773816149473127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-26027555820694520972009-07-02T13:59:27.610-07:002009-07-02T13:59:27.610-07:00bishikon, do you mean you have a 6 pack of pepsi m...bishikon, do you mean you have a 6 pack of pepsi max? cuz there's no way you can get a 6 pack without exercising.PIXIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09342951831585140812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-31977955224957604132009-07-02T13:53:38.880-07:002009-07-02T13:53:38.880-07:00i'm 27, 5'3, and range between 95-105 poun...i'm 27, 5'3, and range between 95-105 pounds. i don't exercise and eat cupcakes constantly. i'm sure my arteries are as clogged as an obese person and i'll die at 35 but for now i look good in a bikini, have t&a, and couldn't gain weight if i tried.Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13218544997446948385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-7182120549394467362009-07-02T08:42:37.228-07:002009-07-02T08:42:37.228-07:00Wisconsin is where I grew up. Having left it, I c...Wisconsin is where I grew up. Having left it, I can say it is an unknown gem for the rest of the world.<br /><br />Also, the hell out of Wisconsin you FIB.timzieglerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10356535103038595250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-17601727199048207852009-07-01T23:48:51.889-07:002009-07-01T23:48:51.889-07:00oh and the whole weight thing, i swapped from coke...oh and the whole weight thing, i swapped from coke to pepsi MAX and now have a 6pack without moving a muscle<br /><br />soft drink really is the big factor i thinkbishikonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11593675342551939311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-88661085086735999202009-07-01T23:14:05.669-07:002009-07-01T23:14:05.669-07:00lol i just came across this
http://www.dobi.nu/yo...lol i just came across this<br /><br />http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/juggalo/index.htmbishikonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11593675342551939311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-65647132434182047802009-07-01T22:28:35.050-07:002009-07-01T22:28:35.050-07:00One more thing. If you do throw in some cardio, I ...One more thing. If you do throw in some cardio, I recommend keeping it really low-impact at first. Preferably stationary bike, walking or swimming. The heavier you are, the more stress jogging and running puts on the lower back, hips and knees. Better to play it safe for awhile than risk a shitty motivation-killing injury right out the gate.Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-60876876136605079782009-07-01T21:51:39.946-07:002009-07-01T21:51:39.946-07:00YO STEVEISJEWISH!
word kid! eat pussy and dont s...YO STEVEISJEWISH!<br /><br />word kid! eat pussy and dont swallow....calorie free!<br /><br />quik tips:<br />*always eat breakfast (eventually work up to where this is the biggest meal of the day)<br /><br />*always have healthy food around...never sugary snacks, if ur reaching for the chip bag a few too many times eat a banana. shit like that.<br /><br />*THIS IS FUN! really, it becomes a life style and u will really fall in love with it..bring your girl in like bk said, for more than support, shes in too.<br /><br />*always weigh yourself in the morning, u will always weigh more at night and if u weigh urself in the morning u will be bummed if u step on the scale and ur up 7 pounds.<br /><br />*eat all the clean food u want. Example: 12 egg whites and 1 cup of oatmeal is about 450 calories...same as one little fast food breakfast sandwich. and its really fucking hard to eat 12 eggs and a bowl of oatmeal.<br /><br />also, when u get into this shit over the top, you burn 200% more fat if u do cardio first thing in the morning on some water. although u always need to eat breakfast right after. just some extra over kill advice.<br /><br />love you sock drawerers...love you brendan. smooches<br /><br />hey bk, next time your in az, tempe area, go to the CHUCK BOX. best burger this side of the other states or something. its close to the clubhouse (3 minutes driving)where ive seen u get drunk and play. and 15 minutes from the nile where i think i was lucky enough to catch u a few times with maybe 10 other wippersnappers in the crowd, anyhoo, enough of how much i like totally know u and stuff. just go to chuck box and enjoy.3 wisdom teethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13565815525179955700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-63042367497457750222009-07-01T21:43:57.570-07:002009-07-01T21:43:57.570-07:00High five Angiepants.High five Angiepants.Bridgetthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14590393347596875526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-26044779886404004152009-07-01T21:39:16.020-07:002009-07-01T21:39:16.020-07:00Many thanks for the Weird Al "Eat It" ly...Many thanks for the Weird Al "Eat It" lyric that is the title of today's post. Weird Al doesn't get enough play these days.Blah Blechhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16843391290418739685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-2537119876208265732009-07-01T21:35:01.682-07:002009-07-01T21:35:01.682-07:00Everyone always has cool advice for losing weight,...Everyone always has cool advice for losing weight, which is awesome. Tt's cool to be healthy.<br /><br />But no one can ever say much about GAINING weight. I'm underweight, which is unhealthy also. I'm 19, just under 95 pounds, but 5'2". And I actually eat a shitload which is frustrating.<br /><br />But it does give me the upperhand sometimes. Even if I'm awkwardly skinny, it helps me get hit on being the only thin chick in a pool of fatties.Sickie27https://www.blogger.com/profile/07232844835838543248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-57758432795608360092009-07-01T21:08:04.152-07:002009-07-01T21:08:04.152-07:00On behalf of Wisconsin I thank you for the revenue...On behalf of Wisconsin I thank you for the revenue from your inevitable speeding ticket(s).Angiepantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04818854627842652325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-57086950260808986692009-07-01T20:45:59.757-07:002009-07-01T20:45:59.757-07:00Hey all - Thank you for all the advise, inspiratio...Hey all - Thank you for all the advise, inspiration, and kind words - I have been signed up on the sock drawer for a few weeks, just havent posted at all and forgot my password - I will check in tomorrow though. <br /><br />But I do appreciate it and would felch you all if I could...steveisjewishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05839190582747609410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-76785025462715978422009-07-01T19:43:05.106-07:002009-07-01T19:43:05.106-07:00It's your day, Steve. You're a king! All t...It's your day, Steve. You're a king! All these tips are practical and excellent. A few more:<br /><br />1) "Cheat" day, or, "Treat Yourself, Steve!": Healthy meal routines are fucking boring. Thus, designated cheat day. Mondays are great, as they're terrible and this makes for a saving grace. Don't go apeshit; just devote one or two meals that day to whatever you're been craving, in moderation. It's a little blowjob at the end of a scary tunnel.<br /><br />2) Condiments: They make boring healthy things marginally less boring. Salsa, hot sauce and jalapenos are my personal favorite because literally everything is better hot and they have virtually no nutritional value, so you can go nuts. <br /><br />3) Morning cardio: The absolute best time is in the morning on an empty stomach. You haven't eaten for several hours, so your body will burn more from its fat stores instead of food calories you've ingested. Many whom engage in this practice tend to be in law school, and that's annoying.<br /><br />4) Night carbs: Since you're going to be lying on your ass the next several hours, eating pasta/bread/cereal late at night isn't ideal. A lean meat (e.g. skinless chicken breast) works great because it provides that sense of satiety with very little fat/carbs/sugar. <br /><br />5) Meat: Remember, Steve--The single most important thing is to continue consuming meat in some form, thus remaining biologically male. A popular myth amongst the unenlightened is that a man can entirely eschew meat for cabbage and yellow squash and NOT have his penis shrivel off like autumn's first leaves. It's science, and 60% of the time it's always not wrong.Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-15856892567677502082009-07-01T17:47:49.067-07:002009-07-01T17:47:49.067-07:00I have to make my boyfriend read this. Not because...I have to make my boyfriend read this. Not because he's a whining girl about wanting to lose weight, but I'm pretty sure Brendan said he loves Wisconsin. That's fucking awesome, because Wisconsin is pretty fuckin' cool. And if Brendan approves, maybe my boyfriend will stop whining about it.Bridgetthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14590393347596875526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-67612612091611878792009-07-01T16:51:50.126-07:002009-07-01T16:51:50.126-07:00jewish is steve! oops i mean steve is jewish!
here...jewish is steve! oops i mean steve is jewish!<br />here in australia we had an add campaign run by the government. the catch phrase was "find 30" basically. find 30 minutes of exercise everyday that you didn't used to get. so that means things like:<br />park on the top level of the car park furter away from your office and take the stairs both ways. 13 minutes (down) on the way to work, 17 minutes (up) on the way home. thats a total of 30 minutes easy.<br />or...<br />walk to your favourite local pub/bar/whatever... 12 mins there, 18 mins back (you're drunk on the way home)<br /><br />shit like that hey...<br /><br />http://www.findthirtyeveryday.com.au/<br /><br />good luck! i beleive in you!<br /><br />oh, another thing... first time you way yourself drink a litre of water... so yeh, you'll weigh more the first time... but the next time you weigh your self, instant results. and results show you it's not that hard and lead to more motivation (that's what i think anyways)<br /><br /><br />anyways. we're all cheering you on steve! steve! steve! steve! steve! steve! steve! STEVE!!!!!!!Owner Operatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08661332606619670339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-70888215293515652112009-07-01T16:08:59.016-07:002009-07-01T16:08:59.016-07:00I'm not obese, but I'm fat and pretty youn...I'm not obese, but I'm fat and pretty young, so it will only get harder to lose weight. I think I need to quit drinking root beer. I don't drink it often, but I guess none is better.Ted Yanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14717397419062478519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-81919670052495992252009-07-01T15:26:53.150-07:002009-07-01T15:26:53.150-07:00Dude I know how it is to fight with Mother Nature ...Dude I know how it is to fight with Mother Nature to keep the weight off. My metabolism sucks. I have to run miles and not eat just to lose 10 lbs. <br /><br />Here's the deal. Everyone's giving you great advice, but number 1, you gotta get active. Get off the couch and walk along the lake. Find a place with hot women (beach) and go there. Enjoy the sights and walk around. Ride your bike. Ride a stationary bike and watch TV. Try to be active for at least a half hour a day. Take a walk on your lunch break, anything. <br /><br />The other thing is portion control. If you are eating a whole large pizza, cut it to a half. Two big macs? Go with 1. I know you are eating either a lot of food, or the wrong food, or both to maintain that size, so you gotta cut it back. Walk around hungry once in a while. Your stomach will shrink and you will get filled up on less food.<br /><br />If you wanna jumpstart the whole thing, try slimfast. Don't wash down a pizza with it though, use if for meal replacement. The best meal to replace is dinner, it just turns to fat while you sleep. Good luck! Keep us informed.Manny Los Gatoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17049700008504820832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-79660073005807188812009-07-01T15:24:52.342-07:002009-07-01T15:24:52.342-07:00Hey Steve I'm doing the same thing right now. ...Hey Steve I'm doing the same thing right now. I'm 5'7 215 lbs. been laying off the fast food, swiming and lifting weights everyday. it's been a big help dropped 5 lbs so far. keep us updated and good luck.Drunken Acornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03774665465293298067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-43974544995935614572009-07-01T15:15:25.368-07:002009-07-01T15:15:25.368-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Drunken Acornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03774665465293298067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-59064479029890880862009-07-01T14:21:23.199-07:002009-07-01T14:21:23.199-07:00I know a lot of people already mentioned it but I ...I know a lot of people already mentioned it but I just want to throw another +1 into the "No soda" camp. I quit the stuff cold turkey about 5 years ago (save for a single Mt. Dew every couple of months) and other than that my diet is honestly pretty bad and I only exercise about half an hour three times a week or so... thing is I haven't put on a single pound in those five years (knock on wood. I'm still young enough that my metabolism could slow down).<br /><br />High fructose corn syrup ruins lives.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17445996438074132742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-2491663515500265782009-07-01T14:17:05.724-07:002009-07-01T14:17:05.724-07:00"Plus, you’ll be drunk."
Oh Brendan, yo..."Plus, you’ll be drunk."<br /><br />Oh Brendan, you're too much.lastrayoflighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16226526466644132912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-80891756140667884972009-07-01T13:53:25.541-07:002009-07-01T13:53:25.541-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11789915340081986552noreply@blogger.com