tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post5443231948047999853..comments2024-03-17T00:12:46.366-07:00Comments on bad sandwich chronicles: Where is the goddamn sun?Brendan Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11884835809491549191noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-24970983809331998842009-06-18T07:23:56.933-07:002009-06-18T07:23:56.933-07:00So what happens when were all assholes? They blow...So what happens when were all assholes? They blow us all up?meo150https://www.blogger.com/profile/09165504012576460024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-65669746077669791932009-06-18T07:17:42.098-07:002009-06-18T07:17:42.098-07:00OK I will ask for some advice, please spare me for...OK I will ask for some advice, please spare me for my amazingly shitty spelling skill's,punctuation a lack of quirky vocabulary words.<br /><br />I work this shit job that I absolutely hate.<br />Now I am going to tell you right now I should not hate this job as much as I do because I work 8-10 hours a week.<br /><br />The thing is I always get called in/off/in late last minute, and because of our shitty economy and my shit redneck town there are no jobs.Nothing like having you're entire day revolve around a 10 hr job eh ?<br /><br />Anyway that isn't even the point.<br /><br />Every single day there is this 38 year old guy that comes into my work and likes to harass the fuck out of me because that's the "man" thing to do or whatever.<br /><br />Here is the thing this guy is some kind of bible thumper<br />jew,christian,Lutheran. I don't know it doesn't matter<br /><br />Anyway this guy will come in and try & demean me in every way call me retarded,stupid,ect.<br />He even said one time well it's not my fault if the kid go's home & commits suicide (jokingly of course).<br />Likes to joke to all the women in the office how bad they want to fuck him a married fat man mind you that looks like Peter Griffen from family guy if he was bald.<br /><br />They let this fuck teach Sunday school and preach sermons.<br /><br />Anyway he is one of those assholes that always turn everything around and wont let you get you're word in.<br />every word that comes out of his mouth self contradicts his whole<br />"being a man of god" schtick<br />and believe me he likes to talk about his faith allot.<br /><br />Now I am a pretty laid back guy nothing seems to bother me. I know the dude is joking but I have worked here for a year & he has never said anything to me just to say Hi<br />and I could care less if he did just don't insult me every single time you see me.<br /><br />So i mean someone saying shit like that to you every single day for a year can kind of get to you sometimes know what I mean ?<br /><br />I myself still have mixed thoughts on the whole god/evolution theory so you know it is kind of cool to know not all religious people are bible holding zombies, But not to that effect.<br /><br />like I said I don't think I have ever met a hypocrite that contradicts themselves that much.<br /><br />I am trying to conjure up a nice little thought to say to him before I quit this job but I'm not sure how I could sum it all up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-54159700171266832152009-06-18T05:33:20.220-07:002009-06-18T05:33:20.220-07:00Hey, just dropping by to express my appreciation f...Hey, just dropping by to express my appreciation for your music and writing.<br />Now about your universality: earlier this year i went to a Teenage Bottlerocket concert in a small town Nijlen, Belgium me coming from Romania especially for this show(and meeting there my best friend who resides now in Netherlands). Before the show we hanged around with the guys in the band and actually shared a laugh about your "It's the end of the year as we know it" posts. Awesome guys and i am really happy for them recording their new record on Fat(they seemed so thrilled about it).<br />This shit is so much easier knowing there are guys like you and them out there.<br /><br />ps: i just finished reading Alan Alda's autobiography "Never Have Your Dog Stuffed" so I figured it would be cool to recommend it, really a nice read.droopypunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17387806193333622184noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-9322062363898034692009-06-18T04:34:50.200-07:002009-06-18T04:34:50.200-07:00John Mayer has a TV show?John Mayer has a TV show?Bridgetthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14590393347596875526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-54476264944822064872009-06-17T22:57:46.160-07:002009-06-17T22:57:46.160-07:00Dear Dawg,
I totally told you that I thought &quo...Dear Dawg, <br />I totally told you that I thought "On With the Show" is the gayest song anyone has ever written back in '07 at a show in Dallas! You were pretty sober, so I doubt you remember. You called me a "tiny-dicked queer". I rofled fuckin' hard!!! Lass uns ficken. Lass uns ficken jetzt!!!FranklinSteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12991725069217776481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-6956434234199641042009-06-17T20:46:48.992-07:002009-06-17T20:46:48.992-07:00All I can think of is when Shaq won a championship...All I can think of is when Shaq won a championship with Miami and made that song "Kobe, how my ass taste?" And now Shaq is twittering about how stoked he is the Lakers won this year.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-38402191481373409482009-06-17T20:01:10.967-07:002009-06-17T20:01:10.967-07:00I may be tired or drunk or both, but I dont think ...I may be tired or drunk or both, but I dont think I understood a goddamned word of this entry. Sorry, it didnt do it for me today. A long blog entry that says, "I hate it when people think that their opinions of me matter when I could give a shit about them as a person." did not hit home. Of coarse my comment is the exact thing your posting on, so I guess I can officially fuck off.zamboodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14817780407805807968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-46714500149806976832009-06-17T14:35:43.785-07:002009-06-17T14:35:43.785-07:00This was one of the best things you've written...This was one of the best things you've written. Epic.Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03062209571645942142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-75335698780966684562009-06-17T13:44:09.694-07:002009-06-17T13:44:09.694-07:00From Kylewagoner's comment, now I really, real...From Kylewagoner's comment, now I really, really wish I knew how to get you (Brendan) on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis (Hangover connection) oh and the guy who interviewed Brendan was Ed Helms.Ted Yanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14717397419062478519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-8957031336377789622009-06-17T13:36:34.098-07:002009-06-17T13:36:34.098-07:00And yeah Nico hit it on the head. The intent is al...And yeah Nico hit it on the head. The intent is always to convey "Oh look--I'm in a position where I can totally afford to say this. The the frontman of -- and myself just have THAT kind of camaraderie"!Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-62755305354696667062009-06-17T13:29:32.948-07:002009-06-17T13:29:32.948-07:00My favorite entries of yours tend to be those with...My favorite entries of yours tend to be those with that aura of awesome catharsis over issue(s) which clearly grind/have ground your gears in the past. Chalk up another.<br /><br />Apparently Another Bullshit Night is being adapted into a motion picture too. Now I really need to get to it so I'll be prepared to bitch about the film's inevitable inferiority.Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-89409712690435295692009-06-17T13:29:24.738-07:002009-06-17T13:29:24.738-07:00I think people diss popular musicians or whatever ...I think people diss popular musicians or whatever to impress third parties. As in "i'm so tight with the guys from The Raging Hormones that I can tell them the new album sucks." Because like you said, if you really didnt like someone's shit, you wouldn't even bother telling them.<br /><br />Word verification: sactabli.Nicohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02273356045336098226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-44015364000971719792009-06-17T13:20:05.464-07:002009-06-17T13:20:05.464-07:00"I really liked that first record Chris, but ..."I really liked that first record Chris, but the new one kinda sucks man"<br /><br />So this is similar to a German compliment...?Tim & Rachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08785991209911529730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-5565852060760499262009-06-17T12:57:33.912-07:002009-06-17T12:57:33.912-07:00you dressed the baby in WHAT??you dressed the baby in WHAT??PIXIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09342951831585140812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-65669525420166195302009-06-17T12:49:59.059-07:002009-06-17T12:49:59.059-07:00the sun? I want to know where is the goddamn rain...the sun? I want to know where is the goddamn rain? They keep saying it's going to rain, it's going to rain. Well, where the hell is it? Actually I think it keeps going south of us.PIXIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09342951831585140812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-43571506178743372392009-06-17T11:31:24.587-07:002009-06-17T11:31:24.587-07:00ok, brendan, i'm glad you wrote on this becaus...ok, brendan, i'm glad you wrote on this because i always wanted to ask you something in person, but i was afraid to because...who the fuck am i? <br /><br />but when you play in Chicago, do you get sick of the dudes in the crowd that constantly yell "fuck you" and flick you off and tell you the songs suck all from the sanctity of the crowd? i've seen you play in minneapolis several times, and it was just a more positive crowd than in Chicago. it seems like alot of people in Chicago just want to shit talk YOU in particular for some reason...or so it seems to me. do you have an opinion on this? or am i just delusional?<br /><br />i really hope you answer this because i've wondered this for about a year but didn't have the sack to ask you in person and kept forgetting online.myassisapipebombhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12614746154759370496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-82761185335126236882009-06-17T11:07:47.971-07:002009-06-17T11:07:47.971-07:00I wasn't aware I got paid for drinking that?
...I wasn't aware I got paid for drinking that?<br /><br />If memory serves me I was trying to impress a girl.MOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02175744480289101674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-8051808555129392082009-06-17T11:03:14.541-07:002009-06-17T11:03:14.541-07:00Capt. MurCOCK,
You know what my ass tastes like. ...Capt. MurCOCK,<br /><br />You know what my ass tastes like. This is a proven fact. I can't see why anyone in their right mind would do this. You sir, are fucking disgusting. Plastic swords, Halloween...? What do you do for a fucking encore, drink your own piss for money? <br /><br />Am I close?DrDoomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03301016511753292845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-10351851448819398782009-06-17T10:58:09.835-07:002009-06-17T10:58:09.835-07:00opinions are like assholes. mine is the best.
it&...opinions are like assholes. mine is the best.<br /><br />it's weird, i was just looking at tom gabel's blog and thinking, "man, this guy gets tons of shit for doing what he does. i wonder if brendan kelly gets hate mail." i'm guessing now that you probably do.<br /><br />i was also discussing this whole self-important critical bullshit thing with a friend of mine last night after a coworker of mine, unprompted, basically told me "you talk too much, tee-hee, i mean sometimes you do. just joking around! but seriously." this post sort of dissects why someone would deem it necessary to say something so fucking stupid.anthonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05815075089964865312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-45896751451213340002009-06-17T10:39:06.321-07:002009-06-17T10:39:06.321-07:00I thought Slapstick was pretty cool and I sorta du...I thought Slapstick was pretty cool and I sorta dug the raw sound of the first two LA records but The Falcon is 349 shades of suck.<br /><br />Am I doing this right?MOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02175744480289101674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-84576824042993796372009-06-17T10:36:35.044-07:002009-06-17T10:36:35.044-07:00Jon Stewart, no John. You were even on his show, ...Jon Stewart, no John. You were even on his show, you ignorant hypocrite.<br /><br />Hey, how did that all go down, anyway? Wasn't it the guy from The Office and The Hangover that interviewed you? I can't remember his name for shit...<br /><br />love,<br />Kylekylewagonerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02343462630806704702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-29406567896702395532009-06-17T10:31:38.624-07:002009-06-17T10:31:38.624-07:00you make so much sense. it's very refreshing....you make so much sense. it's very refreshing.Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13218544997446948385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-53224697007752612862009-06-17T09:26:39.292-07:002009-06-17T09:26:39.292-07:00Damn, Brendan. You MUST have gotten a good night&...Damn, Brendan. You MUST have gotten a good night's sleep. This may just be the best post I've read on here. Definitely some words to remember at the next party/bar/anywhere conversation. Cheers.Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05880556075777383610noreply@blogger.com