tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post5919296631217852813..comments2024-03-17T00:12:46.366-07:00Comments on bad sandwich chronicles: no son of mine is gonna be any goddamned fisherman!!!Brendan Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11884835809491549191noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-9507313132907163922010-10-08T13:35:50.153-07:002010-10-08T13:35:50.153-07:00Blake that actually sounds like it had potential. ...Blake that actually sounds like it had potential. Great imageryRobbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-56374815519491255992010-10-08T08:02:30.486-07:002010-10-08T08:02:30.486-07:00All I had was something to do with bench-pressing ...All I had was something to do with bench-pressing pancakes.<br /><br />LameBlakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09976109999262882331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-70995878310887244192010-10-08T07:59:20.675-07:002010-10-08T07:59:20.675-07:00My internet comedy has been off lately (or never o...My internet comedy has been off lately (or never on), but PLEASE keep giving this guy advice.Blakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09976109999262882331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-69923761406814276812010-10-08T07:58:25.602-07:002010-10-08T07:58:25.602-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Blakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09976109999262882331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-18523390614622392172010-10-07T20:18:13.885-07:002010-10-07T20:18:13.885-07:00"thats tha Yeast funny one yet martuzziiiii d..."thats tha Yeast funny one yet martuzziiiii dobz!"-banana125rps this time wisely just to himself while pinchin.........naaaaaaaaaaahlimited nobilityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10354145522981502043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-79327787369370790172010-10-07T19:41:35.770-07:002010-10-07T19:41:35.770-07:00"...Ahh, yes--the "It's just alcohol..."...Ahh, yes--the "It's just alcohol" line! You see, that was the established line tossed at prying outsiders, so as to guard the sanctity of the phenomenal Dutch-caliber flapcakes being twirled and served within the sanctity of the closed fraternity house doors. Every conceivable topping you could imagine--pepperoncini, cured ham, even capers for God's sake! Sometimes it was just all too much--I'd have to stop and say "Are we eating pancakes, or pizza here??!"<br /><br />"...On some of the racier nights--when the irresistable aroma of simple carbs was thickest in the night air--we'd venture deep into the adjoining woods with plate upon plate stacked high with the god-like wobbly discs...this would culminate in hedonistic pancake-fuck-frenzy campfire circles. Did I love the pancakes more than the well-fed pussy? When asked that question...I'd always gesture straight to my bulbous midsection"<br /><br />--from the forthcoming <i>Confessions of a Flapjack Mogul:<br />The Formative Years of Stigma Pi Founder Barnaby A. Dunlap</i>It's A-Me, Martuccihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12763285004807396986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-24196844968304750872010-10-07T19:07:19.409-07:002010-10-07T19:07:19.409-07:00A pancake party doesn't actually have pancakes...A pancake party doesn't actually have pancakes. Just a ton of alcohol. It is a legal loop hole or something. All girls got in for free and I went because my friend is pledging there and could serve me drinks. It has also been well over a year and a half since we dated and I have seen other girls during that time. We just have so much in common. We also hung out during the week by the way if that matters. Thanks guys and gals!Dan Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03359767396008958957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-49257302540605452652010-10-07T19:06:07.451-07:002010-10-07T19:06:07.451-07:00new insight on the "wolfie" kids of San ...new insight on the "wolfie" kids of San Antonio high schools:<br /><br />http://www.woai.com/news/local/story/Rumored-suicide-pact-unfounded/ltJ2PsJ9KEm3Q7mgK8ylog.cspxFelipehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05882324558649965804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-25921107331467886432010-10-07T18:11:14.287-07:002010-10-07T18:11:14.287-07:00BK!!!!
Playing with Matt Skiba at Bottom Lounge on...BK!!!!<br />Playing with Matt Skiba at Bottom Lounge on Black Friday?<br />FUCK MAN!<br />I'm going to be in Wisconsin with my girlfriends family celebrating stupid Thanksgiving.<br /><br />I'm thinking about breaking up with her for this!<br />See ya tomorrow. Warning: I may be drunk and mother fuck you for playing an amazing show I won't get to see.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-84865399461675201422010-10-07T17:08:30.556-07:002010-10-07T17:08:30.556-07:00So was your ex only invited to this thing because ...So was your ex only invited to this thing because she has unusually floopsy tits for her age or were all the "boys" done up like the demon barber from fleet street/jack white circa 09 and the gals like Wednesday?I mean,this soiree couldn't have just been centered around straight up hot cakes right!?itza me iza right...pizza pizza...biiiig fooooot...ahhh thats 2 percent betterlimited nobilityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10354145522981502043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-90884531813123193042010-10-07T16:59:31.445-07:002010-10-07T16:59:31.445-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.limited nobilityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10354145522981502043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-8881613381847539382010-10-07T15:37:59.264-07:002010-10-07T15:37:59.264-07:00Daniel - What they said. Go find a girl who was de...Daniel - What they said. Go find a girl who was destined to grow up awesome. Like me. In fact, go out and try to find a girl that's as close to me as possible because, I assure you, that one will be a keeper.Sickie27https://www.blogger.com/profile/07232844835838543248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-41647021177097183842010-10-07T13:57:15.465-07:002010-10-07T13:57:15.465-07:00I like what Martucci said, it made me laugh.I like what Martucci said, it made me laugh.Mike Collinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00785573796945063966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-44065401971138264782010-10-07T13:13:12.338-07:002010-10-07T13:13:12.338-07:00Daniel, exs are exs for a reason, don't try to...Daniel, exs are exs for a reason, don't try to be friends, don't date her again. Get out there and find some new girl/guy. I've spent time 'redating' most of my exs, it's never worth it. You forget that the relationship ended for a reason!You want to get back with her because she's 'changed' she's 'different,' you just feel comfortable with her. Go out on the ledge and find someone new. If you get back with her and become complacent and break up AGAIN it will become a race to see who can find a new bf/gf first. It's lame, and it's time consuming, and you're never 'really' happy. Move on. Trust me.Kylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10781399000325791828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-71274457587959092142010-10-07T12:56:21.670-07:002010-10-07T12:56:21.670-07:00This last saturday my ex-girlfriend and I went to ...This last saturday my ex-girlfriend and I went to a frat's "pancake" party together. Though we came together, she proceeded to spend the majority of the time dancing and mingling with various brothers. After thorough reflection, I am left with the suspicion that I was but a pawn in a very old and simplistic psychological tactic, wherein her arrival with an unfamiliar "outside" male was intended to attract the full "standing attention" of bigger, better boys' dicks via a natural play into the alpha male territorial instinct.<br /><br />--fixedIt's A-Me, Martuccihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12763285004807396986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-60247470177571225702010-10-07T12:38:41.667-07:002010-10-07T12:38:41.667-07:00Hey guys I got a question and need your advice. Th...Hey guys I got a question and need your advice. This last Saturday my ex-girlfriend and I went to a frat's "pancake" party together. I was extremely intoxicated as I had been drinking heavily for the previous 2 hours before going to her dorm for some more drinks and then to the frat. We had just started talking again once we got into college and she also just broke up with her boyfriend a few weeks ago. Throughout the night we were touchy feely when we around each other, but she was also dancing with other guys too, which I have no problem with since we are just friends. Well at the end of the party, I get her away from this shady frat boy she was dancing and making out with. She comes over, grabs me and kisses me, I pull back but once again I'm really drunk and she pulls me in for another and tells me "to call more cutie." Then we leave the party going our seperate ways as I'm in no condition to walk anyone home. The next day she says she remembers everything while I say only remember parts of the night. Now I am afraid to bring the subject up, but I kind of want to clarify that it was just a drunken kiss. But I feel like I should just leave it alone as we were both kind of drunk. Also I might be falling for her again, but I just don't know. Please help!Dan Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03359767396008958957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-62198255340858245652010-10-07T11:52:05.683-07:002010-10-07T11:52:05.683-07:00sorry for pontificating im just quite passionate (...sorry for pontificating im just quite passionate (as I adjust an imaginary bow tie adorned wif lil pink mallows)limited nobilityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10354145522981502043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-32561860597674227372010-10-07T11:38:51.627-07:002010-10-07T11:38:51.627-07:00blarg agu fuuu fiiiii "marshmallow test"...blarg agu fuuu fiiiii "marshmallow test" uhhhh nuuuuhh tell u whatcu neeeeed to knnnnn....nooooooooooooooolimited nobilityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10354145522981502043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-73116471435505780562010-10-07T09:59:54.131-07:002010-10-07T09:59:54.131-07:00Steven Pinker PinkoSteven Pinker PinkoToddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18183863977387034618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-17983041322992331152010-10-07T09:49:57.747-07:002010-10-07T09:49:57.747-07:00I totally agree with this. This kid I went to gram...I totally agree with this. This kid I went to grammar school with was an adopted child. His adoptive mother was nice little white woman who taught grammar school. Adpotive father was a large Arabic taxi driver. They divorced. <br />He went through the private school system in a very nice neighborhood. <br /><br />He now owns a beeper/cell phone store on the South Side and updates Facebook about how his nigga Tyson took 4 shotz and tha streetz is rough. Vengenze be a biatch tho mufucka! Chicago be rough!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-84480892196612544342010-10-07T09:47:03.110-07:002010-10-07T09:47:03.110-07:00i disagree... but nice attempt to get out of playi...i disagree... but nice attempt to get out of playing football. LolEZBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06316289771520357808noreply@blogger.com