tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post6629396856494315986..comments2024-03-17T00:12:46.366-07:00Comments on bad sandwich chronicles: i was stabbed by satan on the day that i was bornBrendan Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11884835809491549191noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-29291238684242569922009-05-19T08:07:00.000-07:002009-05-19T08:07:00.000-07:00Thanks for the swaddling answer sir.
My kid reall...Thanks for the swaddling answer sir.<br /><br />My kid really fought with it and we would find him looking like a piece of modern art every morning with his arms and legs tangled every which way. <br /><br />We eventually gave in and he seems to be happier but he wakes up at 2 am now until he gets his binky back. He never did theat when swaddled.<br /><br />Sorry to lame up The Sock Drawer.MOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02175744480289101674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-27600085306867255792009-05-19T08:02:00.000-07:002009-05-19T08:02:00.000-07:00"And would you even want to sleep with a girl who ..."And would you even want to sleep with a girl who spreads eagle at the opening riff to Ace of Spades?"<br /><br /><br />hahaha. pure gold.Shane McPainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18004070487602452659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-30701264017025330502009-05-19T07:58:00.000-07:002009-05-19T07:58:00.000-07:00Has anyone really ever gotten laid because of a so...Has anyone really ever gotten laid because of a song? I mean chilling with a girl while listening to music and having some sexy background music is one thing, but getting laid solely based on a song, really? And would you even want to sleep with a girl who spreads eagle at the opening riff to Ace of Spades?Stizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00743903456814206705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-92125413970258119472009-05-19T06:18:00.000-07:002009-05-19T06:18:00.000-07:00haha, oh man. yeh, get the led out for sure. i'm s...haha, oh man. yeh, get the led out for sure. i'm sure that turns ALL the girls into slavering pornstars. it'd be a little more subtle if you blasted out girls girls girls and installed a pole in your garage...<br /><br />good luck to you anyway mate. i suggest you follow bks finger banging instructions to the letter. dont dont DONT get curious and see if you can fit...lets just say, most of your hand in a certain place. thats what i did the first time i was in that situation and it did not go down well (pun there?)<br /><br /><br />also, brendan, im sure you might be sick of answering questions like this one but, i just gotta ask. anychance of some uk shows in the not too distant future? its been fucking ages since you played in london with nufan. i was actually one of the toilet cubicle joint guys. ha, that was funny shit.<br /><br /><br /><br />ah, yeh. just slip on "boom swagger boom" by the murder city devils. if any song can get you laid its that one...Shane McPainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18004070487602452659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-68456495423418048782009-05-19T01:48:00.000-07:002009-05-19T01:48:00.000-07:00From one complete late-bloomer to another, I'd tot...From one complete late-bloomer to another, I'd totally go with the "be yourself" approach and tell her how you feel and what's going on... when the time is right. I am not sure if I read it right, but it seems like you just started kicking it with this girl. Don't go vomiting your emotions and spilling your guts about how much you like her but are scared of your inexperience right off the bat... that shit will scare her off just as fast as if you whipped out yer dong in a fancy restaurant with her (unless she's into shit like that)...<br /><br />You'll know when the time is right to share your emotions and shit about this situation. Using a little liquid encouragement is fine, but don't overdo it. You don't wanna come off as some drunken mongoloid who just sits around thinking about boning this gal.<br /><br />BK is right. The result of you letting her know what's up is that she should be flattered and be all about the cuteness/awkwardness of the situation. If she acts any other way then you need to jet... cuz she is shallow and selfish and will not be the supportive gal you need. To stay (or even worse, beg to stay) will just lead you into dark territory and you will end up more hurt in the end.<br /><br />I have also had situations where when I was a virgin, they didn't believe me. Good luck if she goes that route. Turns out assholes have been using the "I'm still a virgin" line to falsely get chicks into bed for years. <br /><br />Above all, just be yourself and stay positive. Gals are a sucker for honesty and confidence.<br /><br />Lastly, hold yourself to a value. DO NOT let this situation grind you down. Keep in mind that even if she doesn't sleep with you (for whatever reason), you are still light years beyond where you were before her. You have new confidence, self-respect and experience that you can apply to other situations. Even if it ends up a wash-out, you have still gained valuable life experience.<br /><br />Cheers kid... and good luck on jumping the fire.Justin Stitcheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08552630644223922357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-5685820204198697412009-05-19T01:02:00.000-07:002009-05-19T01:02:00.000-07:00I would think, Manny, that telling a girl you are ...I would think, Manny, that telling a girl you are a virgin would be the exact opposite of flying in the face of confidence. It takes balls to do that. She's going to figure out he's inexperienced regardless of how many hours he spends on redtube.Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03062209571645942142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-90846600449200757652009-05-18T23:08:00.000-07:002009-05-18T23:08:00.000-07:00Thanks BK!
And thanks to the sock drawer.
And mo...Thanks BK!<br /><br />And thanks to the sock drawer.<br /><br />And most of all, thanks to Manny.Louis Stevenshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11668141796508708030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-44014735872121266662009-05-18T20:18:00.000-07:002009-05-18T20:18:00.000-07:00I have a question. My boyfriend is pretty cool, bu...I have a question. My boyfriend is pretty cool, but sometimes he's lame. Right now, he's being lame. (And probably reading this and cursing me, and picking up the phone.) See, I want to go to Reggie's on Saturday, see The Falcon, and then go home. He thinks we're going to get robbed/be shot at/have our cars stolen/get killed/run into a gang member in that area of town, which I will mention none of us have ever been to. So, 1) How do I make him change his mind, (I don't think a BJ will do it) and 2) How do I make him less of a wuss? Is there like a key to de-wuss-ifying a dude? All I know how to do to is to wuss-ify with a swift kick to the 'nads. Thank you.Bridgetthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14590393347596875526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-41803011081907213172009-05-18T19:26:00.000-07:002009-05-18T19:26:00.000-07:00everyone should leave the comedy to brendan...everyone should leave the comedy to brendan...Scott Juniper.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15478071855080214386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-39686172337067538632009-05-18T17:44:00.000-07:002009-05-18T17:44:00.000-07:00BK, I really like this girl and I've been offered ...BK, I really like this girl and I've been offered the chance to have sex with her. Now, that's great, but, the only catch is, well... A wizard put a curse on me and proclaimed the only way I will be able to nail her to the cross is if she's the one with the penis and I have a vagina. As a man that's probably been in similar situations, what do suggest I do?mike-sinkovichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06028710546419904487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-28989550543420041362009-05-18T15:32:00.000-07:002009-05-18T15:32:00.000-07:00brendan, i need BASS advice. please, it's a si...brendan, i need BASS advice. please, it's a simple one. <br /><br />i've played guitar for a long time. now i'm playing bass in a 50s cover band with my friends from high school (even though we're all done with college at this point). i'm getting a jaguar bass, what kind of amp should i get for small gigs? leaning between an ampeg b2: <br /><br />(http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/msg/1137150309.html)<br /><br />and an ampeg b-100r:<br /><br />http://www.music123.com/Ampeg-B-100R-Bass-Combo-Amp-481773-i1145712.Music123?source=ZWFRWXX&mr:trackingCode=E1C99ACF-3131-DE11-B4E3-0019B9C043EB&mr:referralID=NA<br /><br />which one? we're playing 50s and 60s covers, but there's a punk vibe going on, kind of like the monks or the hives. oh ya, and we're called 'the friendly guys.'Zachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09105082251460273636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-4560294476694375022009-05-18T15:09:00.000-07:002009-05-18T15:09:00.000-07:00hahaha the "old video game cartridge" analogy is c...hahaha the "old video game cartridge" analogy is classic!<br /><br />Please include that line in a future song?<br /><br />ThanksssssSeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07179079415035234552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-3484042877670369272009-05-18T14:44:00.000-07:002009-05-18T14:44:00.000-07:00Telling her that you are a virgin shows that you h...Telling her that you are a virgin shows that you have confidence. Just don't apologize for it. We've all been there.PIXIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09342951831585140812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-21245497054650263722009-05-18T14:40:00.000-07:002009-05-18T14:40:00.000-07:00It should be duly noted that there is a distinctio...It should be duly noted that there is a distinction between being confident and being a macho prick.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00987900253043000200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-66165344038703372842009-05-18T13:11:00.000-07:002009-05-18T13:11:00.000-07:00...side 2 of led zepplin 4......seriously, that's ......side 2 of led zepplin 4......seriously, that's your counter to honesty....fuck, even drunk honesty is suitable, you can blame it on the whiskey...I bet you can throw a pigskin over that mountain....if only coach would have put you in......could have been state champsakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15762981782482218577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-55675176667550698942009-05-18T13:05:00.000-07:002009-05-18T13:05:00.000-07:00Don't listen to that "she'll think you're a pussy"...Don't listen to that "she'll think you're a pussy" shit. if you like that chick one iota and she's an individual worthy of your time, emotions, and bodily fluids she'll understand. <br />as far as the covering against me question: yeah, do bachman turner overdrive or something. its always kinda lame when a band covers a band that is still around.berthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15836619839077051674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-31697862652265056442009-05-18T12:48:00.000-07:002009-05-18T12:48:00.000-07:00i'd be doing said cover at a show at an anarchist ...i'd be doing said cover at a show at an anarchist collective. people not knowing it's AM! isn't the issue...people KNOWING that it's AM! is the issue...i think. <br /><br />maybe my bitchassness is the issue?<br />i should just the fucking cover...admphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17133099227631270808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-26759537670396619142009-05-18T12:40:00.000-07:002009-05-18T12:40:00.000-07:00Can I please be the dissenting opinion on this Vir...Can I please be the dissenting opinion on this Virgin guy with the experienced girl? Don't fucking tell her you are inexperienced. You'll come off looking like a pussy. That totally flies in the face of the "confidence" that men are supposed to show to impress women which is often espoused here. If you need to figure out what goes where, watch a porn. I mean that will at least show you what's up. I'm sure you've already seen a porn, and you have at least an inkling of how to please a girl. If she is experienced she'll show you where to go, or just try to figure it out yourself. Don't be a pussy about it, be a man!!!!!!!<br /><br />If you like whiskey, drink some, get some guts going the old fashioned way. Then you hook up and let the rest figure itself out.<br /><br />When it comes to making out put on side 2 of Led Zeppelin 4, and wrap that rascal!!!!!!!Manny Los Gatoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17049700008504820832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-63804147149731384002009-05-18T12:38:00.000-07:002009-05-18T12:38:00.000-07:00admp,
perhaps it's not a good idea to cover a ban...admp,<br /><br />perhaps it's not a good idea to cover a band that isn't that well known and still actually performs the song themselves, anyone who doesn't know that song (which is most people) will think you wrote it and you'll have to feel like an ass explaining to them that their favorite song of yours isn't yours.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-88447395831103165482009-05-18T11:31:00.000-07:002009-05-18T11:31:00.000-07:00I would like a detailed step by step guide to bone...I would like a detailed step by step guide to boneing.<br /><br />Thanks in advance.turnitouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08540827738941986916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-16631142333415322042009-05-18T11:26:00.000-07:002009-05-18T11:26:00.000-07:00wow, i learned about fingerbanging technique and p...wow, i learned about fingerbanging technique and parenting advice today...<br /><br />How about this question BK:<br />My buddy keeps telling me I look and sing like Tom Gabel and won't leave me the hell alone about it. I'm playing a show next month and I want to cover Walking is Still Honest but I'm worried about opening myself to a world of insults from both my friend and bitter AM! fans.<br />Should I just cover The Bay City rollers or something instead and forget about it, or do I go the ballsy route and risk my (haha) punk street cred?admphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17133099227631270808noreply@blogger.com