tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post7405801860032816708..comments2024-03-17T00:12:46.366-07:00Comments on bad sandwich chronicles: Oh God, You Devil Part 3Brendan Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11884835809491549191noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-45890265757507564232008-09-26T09:13:00.000-07:002008-09-26T09:13:00.000-07:00now, now... i had read "oh god, you devil" 3 and 4...now, now... i had read "oh god, you devil" 3 and 4.<BR/>i understand that you were simply talking about the ambassadors of said god(s) that are surely dipshits.<BR/>but, i fail to see how this is any different from the people using the excuse of being drunk or high from whatever... which, surely seems to be a bigger "religion".<BR/>where i am currently living is the greatest example of this... "oh, i operated a car while i was shitfaced and crippled all passengers in my car and killed two in the other car involved in the crash... its ok though, i was drunk".<BR/>oh shit, you should have said so!!!<BR/>all is forgiven.<BR/>you beat your girlfriends face in, whats wrong with you?!?<BR/>oh, you were drunk? sorry to judge you, its ok.<BR/>hahaha...<BR/>nearly everyone looks for a scapegoat, whether it be a deity or a beer... i think excuses are shitty, if you fucked up, you fucked up.<BR/>its not gods fault, or the bartenders fault...<BR/>you can tell people use "god" as an excuse for everything, try and find a statistic... see how many "christians" are obese, have you ever been to church??<BR/>all of these born agains are whales!<BR/>thats my rant...jasonxyouthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14478486244380519747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-88418061356961087342008-09-17T22:01:00.000-07:002008-09-17T22:01:00.000-07:00Hot Dong Eating Contest.Hot Dong Eating Contest.John Barretthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07161904609577838453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-55543054135554338982008-09-17T17:41:00.000-07:002008-09-17T17:41:00.000-07:00Sarah Palin scares the crap out of me too. McCain ...Sarah Palin scares the crap out of me too. McCain was bad enough, but with her together, it's just some crazy batshit McPain...Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10185555339897942102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-51283534215267104612008-09-17T13:43:00.000-07:002008-09-17T13:43:00.000-07:00Funny, my almost 2 year old woke up at the same ti...Funny, my almost 2 year old woke up at the same time this morning. Thankfully for the bad parent in me, she's at the age where Nick Jr. comes in handy.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16688668521588991846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-12651219530894093382008-09-17T10:48:00.000-07:002008-09-17T10:48:00.000-07:00Jesus left babies to get drunk left and right! An...Jesus left babies to get drunk left and right! And Muhammad, Blessings and Peace be upon Him, would totally throw a ballin' coke party while his baby slept.John Barretthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07161904609577838453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-40625784401385434442008-09-17T10:30:00.000-07:002008-09-17T10:30:00.000-07:00You just summed up everything I could never quite ...You just summed up everything I could never quite figure out the right way to say. I fucking love you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-10590822038048807992008-09-17T10:07:00.000-07:002008-09-17T10:07:00.000-07:00I agree with this, but I think I can add to it. Th...I agree with this, but I think I can add to it. The seven deadly sins are fucking horseshit. Much like the moral "values" that religion claims to inject, the seven deadly sins are just a way to break down a human being into self depreciating, whiny mess that needs a higher power to forgive him/her for going about their natural, human instincts.<BR/><BR/> Lust? We all do it. You mean to tell me that Jesus wasnt thinking about boning the chick next to him when he was in high school? Come on!<BR/><BR/> Gluttony?Anyone who has ever eaten more than they need is guilty. That means every single person in the Chipolte line. Is this because we are sinners? No, its because I have seven bucks and this shit tastes amazing.<BR/><BR/>Pride? If I do something sweet like beat Alien 3 for sega, Im going to feel proud. Again, why is this a sin?<BR/><BR/> I could go on and on and on about this, but the cold hard fact about religions are that they break you down and make you feel guilty of being a human being. Once you feel this guilt, you look to the sky for nonsense and are very easily manipulated and controlled. Its painfully obvious to anyone with a quarter of a brain.<BR/><BR/>Now I just wish I could come up with a scam like this, because working for a living sucks ass. Sucking ass, damnit, now Im lusting. <BR/><BR/>OFF TO HELL!!Sam Tie Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02131165470720152536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-75362343438778500562008-09-17T09:16:00.000-07:002008-09-17T09:16:00.000-07:00This made my day. Everyone thinks I'm an idiot whe...This made my day. Everyone thinks I'm an idiot when I say that people really shouldn't feel the only justification for not murdering people is that they'll go to heaven and shit. Like, isn't it better to be an atheist that thinks "I don't have an urge for blood" than some holy guy that is like "well, I wanna kill some babies...but god would be mad so I won't"? Thank you for being someone else that thinks the same thing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-58590604202156124962008-09-17T09:07:00.001-07:002008-09-17T09:07:00.001-07:00If you're really, really devout, you could go ahea...If you're really, really devout, you could go ahead and drown the baby in the tub before you go to party and then tell the police you were getting an angel as a babysitter.james blisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10181827011568497548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-10967717436062183642008-09-17T09:07:00.000-07:002008-09-17T09:07:00.000-07:00You left out the best part of all religious practi...You left out the best part of all religious practices (ok, maybe not the best but one of the most fucked up). Confession. Beat your wife? Go confess and do it again! Pretend to feel bad when you are sitting in a little booth and all sins are forgiven. WTF?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-34490390504785569802008-09-17T08:41:00.001-07:002008-09-17T08:41:00.001-07:00The one thing I fail to understand about religion ...The one thing I fail to understand about religion is how everyone is so scared of god. Why? Who wants to believe in something that is just going to punish them after all is said and done? <BR/>Great stuff, keep it coming.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-63184189012631340072008-09-17T08:41:00.000-07:002008-09-17T08:41:00.000-07:00you are my god now.you are my god now.Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13218544997446948385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-63850553504640562572008-09-17T08:08:00.000-07:002008-09-17T08:08:00.000-07:00ah. you crack me up- as always!ah. you crack me up- as always!sassyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01907461120677010806noreply@blogger.com