tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post8105603564393903226..comments2024-03-17T00:12:46.366-07:00Comments on bad sandwich chronicles: goddamnit, people like me!Brendan Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11884835809491549191noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-82834672583819822822021-11-21T03:42:29.528-08:002021-11-21T03:42:29.528-08:00Where can I watch your movie. Non porno oneWhere can I watch your movie. Non porno oneFrankie Monizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17999251402369562070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-6730181658537920572009-10-29T03:15:23.779-07:002009-10-29T03:15:23.779-07:00Well, at least you get it. I haven't been doin...Well, at least you get it. I haven't been doing any artwork for quite a long time and am kind of using our recent move to France (and my unemployment while the missus is the baguette-winner) to bring myself back from the brink of not being creative anymore. I've drawn more in the past month that I have in the previous 4 years. No shit. Of course, most of it is idea sketches that kind of suck, but I'm getting back into my groove. You will too.Jeff Sorleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09003678693871759974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-23209058181840133582009-10-29T00:13:39.132-07:002009-10-29T00:13:39.132-07:00Ya know what's awesome? In "Them Angels B...Ya know what's awesome? In "Them Angels Been Talkin,'" how, at about 2:19 Brendan and Chris are singing together but one of them drops out (or runs out of breath)!!!!!!!!!!! It sounds just like Guided tour of Chicago! God damnit i love this band so much.J.A.F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08962284969550376428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-38719254969907036392009-10-28T23:30:40.108-07:002009-10-28T23:30:40.108-07:00weird. i was just thinking/writing about this whil...weird. i was just thinking/writing about this while cooped up in the cavernous stacks section of my school's library, trying to study logic puzzles. thanks brendan for articulating it in a manner much better than i'm able to. along similar lines, the band Rumspringer, who you should DEFINITELY check out and sign to your label, sing the following in their song "Spring Breakdown": "i don't mind the way we stand because we're all in this together; it's a little off beat and out of tune and it may not be forever; but if i can survive and create something i'm proud of, i'll wade through this shit we stand in, no matter how consequential."<br /><br />http://www.myspace.com/rumspringerbandFranklinSteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12991725069217776481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-82122982123032135652009-10-28T22:28:19.635-07:002009-10-28T22:28:19.635-07:00sasha grey sure can take a dick. it's like... ...sasha grey sure can take a dick. it's like... it doesn't even phase her.Seanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07179079415035234552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-64890362451351397822009-10-28T20:25:28.430-07:002009-10-28T20:25:28.430-07:00JAF, yes. I mean hey guy, I get why you find that ...JAF, yes. I mean hey guy, I get why you find that Victrola tat/black rimmed glasses combo arousing. Me too. But you're not sitting there analyzing the metaphorical implications of that choice of tat and stuff (*hint* none; it just 'looks kewl')...you've got your dick in your hand. Let's just not call it anything other than what it is.Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-86631678742851293982009-10-28T20:20:11.184-07:002009-10-28T20:20:11.184-07:00And to fuel the fire even more; Nick Manning forme...And to fuel the fire even more; Nick Manning formerly worked on Wall Street and has a Masters Degree.Blakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09976109999262882331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-66293787269006207662009-10-28T19:50:41.435-07:002009-10-28T19:50:41.435-07:00Speaking of pornstars with high IQ's. Asia Ca...Speaking of pornstars with high IQ's. Asia Carrera. Mensa?? Really?? Just found that out recently. Not sure I buy it yet but that completely ruins every "session" I had back when I was like 17. I only want the dumb dumbs.Sylvester Trombonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16228017090236618417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-36412624385702884912009-10-28T18:53:54.185-07:002009-10-28T18:53:54.185-07:00best description of Sasha Grey ever!.it always bot...best description of Sasha Grey ever!.it always bothered me how she really needs to show off her "intelligence" while taking a huge black cock up her gaping asshole.it really turns me off dude...but Taylor Rain, that was the ultimate brainless-abused by dad-disproportionatedly idiotic-born to buttfuck- ass whore ever.<br />i mean,i'm trying to jerk off ,so keep your culture out of my porn.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-57680990378599039572009-10-28T18:37:30.735-07:002009-10-28T18:37:30.735-07:00laaaaaaaamelaaaaaaaameGnawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08437226042591019867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-89539186993531388582009-10-28T18:27:48.254-07:002009-10-28T18:27:48.254-07:00ROBB!!! Hilarious input on sasha grey. I agree.
...ROBB!!! Hilarious input on sasha grey. I agree.<br /><br />Same idea with "suicide girls" and "alt porn." It's not artistic. It's fucking porn. It's no different then any other porn site. There's absolutely no such thing as artistic porn. Stop trying to make it seem like dudes aren't looking at some girl with a tattoo of a Victrola and glasses and whackin' it the same as if they were looking at milf hunter.J.A.F.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08962284969550376428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-33796137638497081242009-10-28T17:44:43.413-07:002009-10-28T17:44:43.413-07:00Sasha Grey is a Juggalo. ICP is listed under her f...Sasha Grey is a Juggalo. ICP is listed under her favorite music.Blakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09976109999262882331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-55755876410701739162009-10-28T17:18:16.755-07:002009-10-28T17:18:16.755-07:00I agree wholeheartedly with basically all of this ...I agree wholeheartedly with basically all of this (including the hypothesis that there's a dick joke in there somewhere)... I never really knew what "being a little rusty" felt until I wrote a story after a year of not writing. Talk about trash! I don't think it ever saw the light of day (at least it didn't if I had any self-respect at the time). It's really frustrating, but the fact that you know your pattern is awesome. Good luck.Maggiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13733539042108135886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-34463887013886453892009-10-28T17:08:02.229-07:002009-10-28T17:08:02.229-07:00Ahh, Sasha Grey! My one gripe with her is she real...Ahh, Sasha Grey! My one gripe with her is she really needs to drop the whole pretense of being smart and cultured and take cues from Taylor Rain and just embrace the concept of being a sexually-charged gaping-asshole-cumblast-receiving mental midget with gleeful abandon. That Myspace profile? Jesus christ. Aww Sasha, did you see 8 1/2 and The Conformist last month and mistake that for Italian Neo-Realism? Cute.Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-31013164947690183172009-10-28T16:55:33.288-07:002009-10-28T16:55:33.288-07:00hey. give us a rundown on ya movie? highs of makin...hey. give us a rundown on ya movie? highs of making/writing/etc and the lows. the plot. all that junk? nice.<br /><br /><br /><br />cheers n beersOwner Operatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08661332606619670339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-24808342393637830262009-10-28T16:43:22.401-07:002009-10-28T16:43:22.401-07:00Yea I definitely agree with the 10 minute songs be...Yea I definitely agree with the 10 minute songs being the best... I've written so many half-assed songs that if each shitty tune was a tiny drop of semen I would be Sasha Grey by now!<br /><br />But seriously, does anyone live in the Chicago-land area and want to start a punk band? Despite all of those shitty songs that are unfinished... I have about a dozen "10 minute songs" that I (and even some other people I've shown them to, but not at a party!) feel have some depth and potential.<br /><br />Lemme know. I play guitar, but would definitely not be opposed to bass. <br /><br />And Brendan, when is that DVD of the show coming out? I was right in front of you making heart-shapes with my hands... ;)Seanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07179079415035234552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-13546535307660231522009-10-28T16:38:24.862-07:002009-10-28T16:38:24.862-07:00Write a song about not being able to write a song....Write a song about not being able to write a song. Strange paradox, but it could work...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15895205451884536055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-55304195247948092012009-10-28T16:06:41.525-07:002009-10-28T16:06:41.525-07:00im content knowing that youre still interested in ...im content knowing that youre still interested in writing/creating ...<br /><br />thanks for the 30song extravaganza--see you back in SFJayzillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07899773816149473127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-10081935466635669402009-10-28T15:17:07.674-07:002009-10-28T15:17:07.674-07:00i agree with planespotting, i think that would be ...i agree with planespotting, i think that would be really cool, especially hearing about older songs youve wrote and if you still feel the same way now, since it seems alot of your thoughts on the world are alot different now than back in the "i hear things are just as bad..." days.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-64168008789597754372009-10-28T14:23:13.927-07:002009-10-28T14:23:13.927-07:00yea, i totally agree with that... BUT! there is a ...yea, i totally agree with that... BUT! there is a massive, untapped goldmine of songs about whacking off or watching sportscenter. i think a good song really hits you when you're in a situation like that.<br /><br />i mean, c'mon! how creepy would that be if you heard a song about taking a dump, jerkin' it, or watching a kids show that wasn't really for kids while you were in the above described situation?! well, i'll tell you! ...kinda creepyAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12014049041720038928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-28965133229905508142009-10-28T13:26:43.013-07:002009-10-28T13:26:43.013-07:00I agree with the really good songs taking 10 minut...I agree with the really good songs taking 10 minutes. I have songs that I have written 80% of that sit dormant for months. But when Brittney and I are inspired, we go to my house, say "You wanna write something?" and then sit down with a guitar, get a brief concept, then take it to the basement and put full music to it. It's pretty awesome having someone that you can comfortably write with.<br /><br />love,<br />Kylekylewagonerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02343462630806704702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-44208240245364888312009-10-28T13:19:42.269-07:002009-10-28T13:19:42.269-07:00Your parenthesis always make me laugh. Sometimes i...Your parenthesis always make me laugh. Sometimes it really picks up my day. Thanks BKlaurabmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03429571156966686809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-75374922285805341622009-10-28T12:53:24.236-07:002009-10-28T12:53:24.236-07:00that's the thing about creating, the best shit...that's the thing about creating, the best shit comes when you do not even expect it. It just happens, something triggers it. I read alot, listen to a ton of music, take in whatever art I can, but I still can't write lyrics. I tend to ramble on and on about shit no one should remember and once I get going, it is hard to stop. But then, at that point, that is usually when I come up with the answer to a problem that has nothing to do with what I am talking about. My girl likes to get me going on a topic because of how passionate I am about it. Just did the slapstick family tree to a friend of mine to be honest. But also, my brain fires off in different directions with no transition whatsoever. That has a tendency to make people around me confused. But it is just stream of consciousness thing.<br /><br />I dunno. I am unchallenged with my work. My brain wanders. No one wants to hear songs about spreadsheets and shit they need to do to improve their online marketing. That sentence just bored me. Maybe that's it, I am bored or depressed. I just want an outlet. Music does that. Your music does that.<br /><br />So yeah, I guess no matter how long it takes to make those songs, it is worth it.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15452026163855022056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-81430287853715726702009-10-28T12:34:27.018-07:002009-10-28T12:34:27.018-07:00Perhaps you can regale us next time with "Gre...Perhaps you can regale us next time with "Great moments in Brenden Kelly's song writing history."<br /><br />For instance, how did you write the lyrics to "74 Fullerton" and what was your inspiration - that sounds like an interesting evening.<br /><br />But you've written like a billion songs in your "career" that have been published so that people can listen to them pretty much at will, so just pick something and let's have a story time.planespottinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16800798917313317700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-51957731158426801782009-10-28T12:33:50.431-07:002009-10-28T12:33:50.431-07:00You're good enough. You're smart enough an...You're good enough. You're smart enough and gosh darn-it people like you...Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00967754816339025176noreply@blogger.com