tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post8930786924196900697..comments2024-03-17T00:12:46.366-07:00Comments on bad sandwich chronicles: bad daddy chronicles...Brendan Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11884835809491549191noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-41894126714644285942009-05-22T11:19:33.845-07:002009-05-22T11:19:33.845-07:00Thats really some advice of the pro!Thats really some advice of the pro!DutchDudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10926053077901529317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-1185972548102109332009-05-21T06:25:58.808-07:002009-05-21T06:25:58.808-07:00yeah I fucked that up, it's not the plan b pill. I...yeah I fucked that up, it's not the plan b pill. It's whatever the abortion pill is called.<br />She was pregnant for about 4 weeks when she took it.Daxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00028839526961758876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-62537233465157663182009-05-21T06:19:22.886-07:002009-05-21T06:19:22.886-07:00Coming from a girl... it's pretty dead on. I think...Coming from a girl... it's pretty dead on. I think it's promising that there's a guy out there who gets it....... and wants to share it with the rest of the clueless dudes out there. <br /><br />I especially like how you mention the relationship is dead. I have always had a rule about dating someone twice... but strategically, it could quite possibly work.<br /><br /><br />Maybe I should get my husband to write on this thing.Tim & Rachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08785991209911529730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-36552343443920119652009-05-21T05:01:10.068-07:002009-05-21T05:01:10.068-07:00It would be annoying and pathetic to try and hang ...It would be annoying and pathetic to try and hang out, I was in a very similar relationship (i.e. no fighting and lots of sitting around) and it just didn't work, oh, we tried it 3 times and I got pregnant for real the last go around, and have a 7 year old now with him. So just stop now, while you're still ahead.nancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10544612893817302148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-79065320779429641152009-05-21T03:40:59.294-07:002009-05-21T03:40:59.294-07:00More to the point,is your cleaning Lady Hot Brenda...More to the point,is your cleaning Lady Hot Brendan?FLetchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01072396751262456121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-91177396974792855842009-05-21T01:28:11.066-07:002009-05-21T01:28:11.066-07:00I will join in with the herd and say awesome advic...I will join in with the herd and say awesome advice. I think that you should pursue writing some sort of book. For real.<br /><br />In addition to your advice to DAX, or perhaps to re-emphasize: No matter what happens keep moving. If she doesn't want to be your girl, your friend, whatever, then move on. I know it sounds trite, but if there was enough there for this girl to like/love you, then someone else will undoubtedly think you are the raddest thing since deep-fried twinkies. <br /><br />You needn't get over her overnight; by all means get all that grief outta yer system. But don't let it hang around yer neck like the old albatross... new potential mates (beyond the sympathy loving you might encounter) can smell old girl baggage a mile away.<br /><br />Fuck yeah this advice is difficult to put into action... but if you can get even half of it into motion you will be soooo much better off. I have only begun to think in these terms myself... I'm 28... so don't expect immediate results. But when the advice does kick in, you will feel so liberated.<br /><br />Oh, and to the haters: what's yer beef with the cleaning lady? Is it that you are pissed/jealous you don't have a job or that BK is responsible enough to get his shit taken care of (even if it means that he is paying someone to do it... who will in turn get to eat something today.)?<br /><br />You guys can all say yer joking about that shit but I know it gets to you deep down. Sad.<br /><br />Cheers.<br /><br />p.s. - looking forward to maybe finally seeing Lawrence Arms soon... I gotta get you guys to play my shit city some year. You'll love it. There's nothing to do but drink and... well, drink.Justin Stitcheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08552630644223922357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-35900073548848920892009-05-20T22:57:48.192-07:002009-05-20T22:57:48.192-07:00Brendan,
I am consistently impressed. Thanks for ...Brendan,<br /><br />I am consistently impressed. Thanks for writing the chronicles man, it's humanizing and totally relate-able. (Sp?)<br /><br />I'm just another Kevin wearing flip flops without a creative bone in his whole fucking body, so it's a relief someone out there knows how to write a thing or two. Obviously us in the sock drawer need it, that's for sure.<br /><br />I'm not trying to suck you off or anything, just digging the blog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-57212425373365472952009-05-20T22:55:45.311-07:002009-05-20T22:55:45.311-07:00hey kids...yeah, the cleaning lady comments were d...hey kids...yeah, the cleaning lady comments were dumb. see brendans post where he defines super judgy assholes or dicks or whatever. <br /><br />at some point in life little or huge transitions take place,... once upon a time i had a car that would not stop breaking down. this was just fine cuz my friends had a garage with a ton of tools, we would get beers and stay up all night wrenching, drinking talking and then...cars fixed! <br />well, now all 5 of those dudes are married, 3 have kids and i see each one of them about every 2 months. also, my girl is not gonna let all night wrenching sessions go on, and no way could i handle it either. fuck, what am i doing here? oh well, kind of an example.<br /><br />ya, i got a cleaning lady too, i think she might make more than me too...thats fine of course! <br /><br />anyhoo, good advice for that guy, hope he takes it.3 wisdom teethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13565815525179955700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-34051247248421571302009-05-20T20:10:53.134-07:002009-05-20T20:10:53.134-07:00BK, I was one of people that asked about the clean...BK, I was one of people that asked about the cleaning lady. Sorry, I bummed you out. I was teasing you, just like I would give my own friends the business if they told me they had a cleaning lady, nanny, chaffeur, or personal shopper. No offense was intended. Let's be bros.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08184449515180169465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-41045256704713286382009-05-20T20:06:12.081-07:002009-05-20T20:06:12.081-07:00plan b doesn't work if you are already pregnant. ...plan b doesn't work if you are already pregnant. basically it just prevents implantation of the zygote, if one was formed.<br /><br /><br />as always brendan- stellar advice.Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13218544997446948385noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-9678253917519568232009-05-20T17:35:50.467-07:002009-05-20T17:35:50.467-07:00Brendan,
don't let those cleaning-lady rights act...Brendan,<br /><br />don't let those cleaning-lady rights activists or whatever the fuck they think they are get to you. I have always dreamed of having a cleaning lady. since childhood, really. There's absolutely nothing wrong with hiring a person to clean your home. It's fucking WORK. Plain and simple.sheilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14255392086264338004noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-9201110978289549332009-05-20T17:29:22.541-07:002009-05-20T17:29:22.541-07:00Housekeeper? Yeah. He also consumes meat. In fact,...Housekeeper? Yeah. He also consumes meat. In fact, he's made even more references to delicious cheeseburgers than Venezuelan maids! Yup, it's all right here in this blog, for which he sacrifices personal time to provide free, which you read religiously and enjoy fervently, and which is the sole reason you know of any such personal 'quirks'. Without being too cryptic, I guess I'm saying "shut the fuck up".Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-20335774174805742932009-05-20T17:12:26.357-07:002009-05-20T17:12:26.357-07:00I have just one question.. I thought the Plan B pi...I have just one question.. I thought the Plan B pill was the morning after pill, not an abortion pill.. At least, I've taken plan b for the morning after purpose..<br />Not saying it's not traumatic and all that, but there's a big difference between morning after pill and pregnant-abortion.Suzannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10185555339897942102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-5535846094409714322009-05-20T16:56:15.732-07:002009-05-20T16:56:15.732-07:00"I mean, I’m pretty sure that the kid bit the dog ..."I mean, I’m pretty sure that the kid bit the dog first. That’s a fairly reasonable response, right?"<br /><br />i laughed so loud when i read this. gold!<br /><br />oh, my verification is valtin... is that like jumping over something with a stick?Owner Operatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08661332606619670339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-45577629045632888302009-05-20T16:18:11.825-07:002009-05-20T16:18:11.825-07:00Another great post. I wish I would've read all thi...Another great post. I wish I would've read all this a year or two ago.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10252417877576788572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-73724536389604796972009-05-20T16:06:46.514-07:002009-05-20T16:06:46.514-07:00I think the hawks will step it up, they'll get at ...I think the hawks will step it up, they'll get at least two wins from the series.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13264658411507486971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-12065280386565248012009-05-20T16:06:41.944-07:002009-05-20T16:06:41.944-07:00who's bitching about a housekeeper?!? who gives th...who's bitching about a housekeeper?!? who gives that much of a shit? if it gives sir kelly more time to spend with the family and write songs, where's the problem? seriously?berthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15836619839077051674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-23357916312308050642009-05-20T15:44:16.413-07:002009-05-20T15:44:16.413-07:00if having a house keeper isn't "punk rock"... then...if having a house keeper isn't "punk rock"... then Fat Mike DEFINITELY is not punk... cuz that guy supposedly has bidets!<br /><br /><br />...oh... wait...<br /><br />still. you naysayers blow a whole load of nay.Seanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07179079415035234552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-39373771193432347452009-05-20T14:02:40.542-07:002009-05-20T14:02:40.542-07:00When Babies Attack
-almonds
-parents
-dogs
-other ...When Babies Attack<br />-almonds<br />-parents<br />-dogs<br />-other children<br /><br /><br />add a couple more on there and you got a sitcom my friend.simmonshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322974428079141899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-5275661368914717612009-05-20T13:54:22.108-07:002009-05-20T13:54:22.108-07:00listen to brendan. its hard to hear, but its the t...listen to brendan. its hard to hear, but its the truth.berthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15836619839077051674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-81373693430888910312009-05-20T13:51:18.090-07:002009-05-20T13:51:18.090-07:00I know what you mean by not caring once you get to...I know what you mean by not caring once you get to that point. I dated this girl and, granted I'm only 17 now, we fucked and all and she was my first and all of that snazzy shit and then we broke up like teenagers did and I wanted her back and when I realized I could just try to be like I used to and got to the point that I dropped all of the mushy past shit, I didn't care anymore. Relationships tend to suck a lot sometimes. Now I haven't had sex in 20 months....I love you, man. I said it before and I'll say it again. You're great. Lawrence Arms and/or Falcon East Coast tour. How about it? With someone like American Steel again or whoever you'd pick or get with would be awesome. OWTH would be cool, too. Fuck it, I don't give a fuck, just come over here when you get the chance. I'm gonna make a BSC for the show.<br /><br />love,<br />Kylekylewagonerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02343462630806704702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-11166861212603100222009-05-20T13:49:38.649-07:002009-05-20T13:49:38.649-07:00Your dog vs. kid story painted an awesome picture ...Your dog vs. kid story painted an awesome picture in my head. i mean, i'm sure it was scary as fuck but hearing about it afterwards...<br /><br />i need some advice. how do you go about coming up with a good band name? i realize this is a lame question. very lame indeed. but it's been kicking my band in the ass for a little while now. i know how you came up with the lawrence arms but how about the falcon? were you just like "the falcon, that sounds cool" out of thin air or what happened? Any great band names off the top of your head you wouldn't mind sharing (cause that would be pretty cool to have my band named by Brendan Kelly)?Mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10376065422562728320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-85346438783163414652009-05-20T13:47:28.995-07:002009-05-20T13:47:28.995-07:00"No lurking" is one of the best rules for dealing ..."No lurking" is one of the best rules for dealing with relationship issues. Also, I would do it if I was offered, but please do not play The Tonight Show.Seagull Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01851438505719552645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-27699697173958826452009-05-20T13:02:14.710-07:002009-05-20T13:02:14.710-07:00Shit, man, that's great advice, but way easier sai...Shit, man, that's great advice, but way easier said than done. But it's something to think about at least.<br /><br />And fuck the haters. When I move out again, I'd totally hire domestic help. I'm way too lazy to keep a properly clean apartment, but nothing tells female visitors "I have my shit together, you should fuck me" like a clean apartment. The odds get better if the place is clean enough that they're comfortable going to your bathroom after fucking you without putting on shoes or anything.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-35508643786749892222009-05-20T12:58:36.786-07:002009-05-20T12:58:36.786-07:00Wait so it wasn't the dude who posted on here abou...Wait so it wasn't the dude who posted on here about it?<br /><br />I like your style Yumiko!MOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02175744480289101674noreply@blogger.com