tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post8995250176009039..comments2024-03-17T00:12:46.366-07:00Comments on bad sandwich chronicles: Happy birthday, Eric Halborg! Now back to me.Brendan Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11884835809491549191noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-54048226131572074672010-12-13T07:13:13.578-08:002010-12-13T07:13:13.578-08:00Good stuff. I don't really get the point of tw...Good stuff. I don't really get the point of twitter. I used to know a girl that legitimately believed that she could get fucked in the ass and still be a virgin and lived her life by that. Pretty fucked up if ya ask me.Ryanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04885008779927345348noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-79293301510822183222010-12-12T20:03:00.966-08:002010-12-12T20:03:00.966-08:00You already have 500 somethin twitter followers? H...You already have 500 somethin twitter followers? How fucking irritatingIt's A-Me, Martuccihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12763285004807396986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-23288063193753192052010-12-12T19:54:35.837-08:002010-12-12T19:54:35.837-08:00HaaaaaaaaaawzzzzzHaaaaaaaaaawzzzzzTimex Social Clubhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05281295704175802820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-19167469537190832202010-12-12T19:24:49.306-08:002010-12-12T19:24:49.306-08:00The sock drawer has evolved into the "in a br...The sock drawer has evolved into the "in a brass bra" amendment to the already dreadful phrase"Man,It's colder den uh witch's teety"......hooooouuuuuuusssss......<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />'limited nobilityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10354145522981502043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-68907981877343054712010-12-12T17:01:36.542-08:002010-12-12T17:01:36.542-08:00man, i'm glad that's over. necessary thoug...man, i'm glad that's over. necessary thoughRobbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-46737028168432197772010-12-12T16:48:12.066-08:002010-12-12T16:48:12.066-08:00Hoooooooooousssseeee...
Hooooooouuuse, give me ge...<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN0HVJ5tkIM" rel="nofollow">Hoooooooooousssseeee...</a><br /><br />Hooooooouuuse, give me gentle doofuss fellatio while we watch Nobuhiko Obayashi's HooooooooouuuseRobbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-36022387643309207352010-12-12T16:16:24.107-08:002010-12-12T16:16:24.107-08:00(feasting on a bowl of cheez-it's floating in ...(feasting on a bowl of cheez-it's floating in 2% milk like cereal; wearing comically oversized Garfield tshirt): Hooooooouse, can I play da hottist new video gaaayms wid yur doofuss yunger bruther for aprox. 45 minits and den steel yur dog an giv it a much happier life?? (begins counting on fingers methodically like Rain Man)Robbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-52364403328270372762010-12-12T07:22:02.831-08:002010-12-12T07:22:02.831-08:00breeeendan am i a gooooofball?
http://www.youtube...breeeendan am i a gooooofball?<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id2q9-yoToI<br /><br />Just doin' what I love!Bury my Latina stink-hole at Wounded Kneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05061337666272184045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-86623694969374618742010-12-11T16:03:25.620-08:002010-12-11T16:03:25.620-08:00(wearing one of those hats with the little propell...(wearing one of those hats with the little propeller and really ill-fitting pajamas): Siiiickie...wann' seeee my pwiiiivates? (infantile giggle) ..wazaat baaad? I juss a doooofuss don' know no bettur!! (crosses hands over 'privates' compulsively)<br /><br />relax bk there's like two more of these to go and it's overRobbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-39168727549855104072010-12-11T13:11:52.348-08:002010-12-11T13:11:52.348-08:00Just play with the little button on your phone for...Just play with the little button on your phone for some clitter actionTheMEATBOSShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10774798702270091729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-51734131417366422302010-12-11T09:27:24.842-08:002010-12-11T09:27:24.842-08:00Why don't you tell Chris about that lovely sto...Why don't you tell Chris about that lovely story on twitter? @sundownermusicBrittany Strummerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07909916582958105848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-48772907715153781262010-12-10T21:38:31.331-08:002010-12-10T21:38:31.331-08:00Apparently since I'm following you, I might al...Apparently since I'm following you, I might also like to follow:<br /><br />LilyLaBeau and kevin_nealon<br /><br />haha, you and kevin nealon, peas in a pod.Garfield Roscoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18181586458941480842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-57819113428178961422010-12-10T20:40:04.255-08:002010-12-10T20:40:04.255-08:00yay! may your twittering bring you a bounty of #bo...yay! may your twittering bring you a bounty of #boobs, #jugs, #cans, #funbags, and #beaver!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09858468187239115850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-32782933347501254322010-12-10T19:02:54.287-08:002010-12-10T19:02:54.287-08:00I'm about 200 twits shy of having 2,000 tweets...I'm about 200 twits shy of having 2,000 tweets so I think I win, right? Although 80% of my tweeds are me bitching about my feelings and the other 20% is me fawning over Ke$ha and/or Miley. I think it's still acceptable, though.<br /><br />Me and my gentlefriend now follow you, though. Game on!<br /><br />@Yumiko27, though. If anyone cares.)Sickie27https://www.blogger.com/profile/07232844835838543248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-28302913062431850112010-12-10T16:55:01.650-08:002010-12-10T16:55:01.650-08:00(Sheepish buck-toothed grin, eyes averted to floor...(Sheepish buck-toothed grin, eyes averted to floor; like a good-natured imbecile): Iz okaaaay, yoo cin saaay iiit...Dooooooooof- (lapses into violent spasms)<br /><br />@Housedweeb I challenj thee to a spelling be! #confidence #humiwiationRobbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04293038241089465688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-22940180492535865872010-12-10T16:44:38.961-08:002010-12-10T16:44:38.961-08:00Awesome!
#benstillerfaggot69 is now a trending top...Awesome!<br />#benstillerfaggot69 is now a trending topic on TwitterAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-58817087533524313502010-12-10T16:32:09.638-08:002010-12-10T16:32:09.638-08:00'Chestnut1988', about 5 hrs ago:
"@b...'Chestnut1988', about 5 hrs ago:<br /><br />"@badsandwich your jokes are dry and empty your trying tooo hard but damn it I understand you"<br /><br />The posse should gang up n tweet the SHIT outta this guy! He seems like a real d-...should i say it? I dont wanna intrude on robb's troll meme or whatnotIt's A-Me, Martuccihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12763285004807396986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-59444952036689050672010-12-10T16:15:01.143-08:002010-12-10T16:15:01.143-08:00Did that get tweeted? It gets tweetzed long as you...Did that get tweeted? It gets tweetzed long as you put the pound sign right?? Dusty?It's A-Me, Martuccihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12763285004807396986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-84800465446591778132010-12-10T16:02:40.267-08:002010-12-10T16:02:40.267-08:00Brendan quit actin like you dont know the ins n ou...Brendan quit actin like you dont know the ins n outs of the internets like the back of your hand. You're clearly quite adept<br /> #benstillerfaggot69It's A-Me, Martuccihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12763285004807396986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-65610993865771454572010-12-10T14:39:37.135-08:002010-12-10T14:39:37.135-08:00socks, have you seen this? it's absolutely rid...socks, have you seen this? it's absolutely ridiculous...<br /><br />http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/miley-cyrus-smoking-salvia-out-of-a-bong<br /><br /><br /><br />although I don't think that's really salvia.... I think she's smoking weed and is using the legal? salvia as a coverSeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07179079415035234552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-44851358195652494232010-12-10T14:08:57.311-08:002010-12-10T14:08:57.311-08:00So the obvious extension of what dustyfloors just ...So the obvious extension of what dustyfloors just said is that youshold put #boobs and #penis and #vagina in as many posts as you can and you'll have the biggest internet following ever.Brett Storyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01921797058828169362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-50853405329806658082010-12-10T10:35:25.680-08:002010-12-10T10:35:25.680-08:00# is a hashtag.
If you use that for something lik...# is a hashtag.<br /><br />If you use that for something like #beaver as you already have it will be lumped in with any/all other tweets tagged with #beaver.<br /><br />If enough people start tweeting about #beaver it will become a trending topic and you will be praised for your awesome twitterings...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-24472729388815363492010-12-10T10:15:28.267-08:002010-12-10T10:15:28.267-08:00LO FUCKING LLO FUCKING LFranklinSteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12991725069217776481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-62438018513620474602010-12-10T09:31:47.916-08:002010-12-10T09:31:47.916-08:00just spend like 3 hours clicking around the websit...just spend like 3 hours clicking around the website & you'll figure out way more than you ever wanted to know about twitter. then you will realize how dumb 95% of the population is as well. at least that's how I did it...<br /><br />@datenochaserdate, no chaserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07579055234925942630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5169849407979145898.post-65414632358687070232010-12-10T09:10:38.009-08:002010-12-10T09:10:38.009-08:00dont feel bad, i have a twitter, i don't get i...dont feel bad, i have a twitter, i don't get it either.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15452026163855022056noreply@blogger.com