Thursday, March 3, 2011

WOW!!!! ADVERTISING!

Hey! I'll be starring in a post dinner theater version of "A night at the L&L tavern on Belmont and Clark" this saturday night. I'll be playing the role of creepy bartender with a beard. You should come down and get drunk. It's the part I was born to play. I'll be serving tigers blood and chocolate milk and everything else that could possibly relate to the insane popularity of Charlie Sheen's meltdown...um...yeah. Come see me. It's the least you can do. er...um, winning? is that it? Rhymes with winning?
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46 comments:

  1. JayzillaMarch 3, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    #TIGERBLOOD

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  2. Drew BrooksMarch 3, 2011 at 10:36 AM

    Sinning. Sinning rhymes with winning.

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  3. RobbMarch 3, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    What a LoOnY, that Mickey Roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  4. SeanMarch 3, 2011 at 11:25 PM

    anyone wanna start a band?

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  5. SeanMarch 4, 2011 at 12:20 AM

    no, that wouldn't work, would it.

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  6. bill_stickersMarch 4, 2011 at 2:29 AM

    Please serve a cocktail called a "Droopy Eyed Armless Child"

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  7. FelixMarch 4, 2011 at 5:45 AM

    Brendan, did you hear about this?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1362646/Northwest-University-investigate-sex-toy-demonstration-Faith-Kroll.html?ITO=1490

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  8. It's A-Me, MartucciMarch 4, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    Best of luck with the band Sean, as long as you don't name it Tiger Blood or any current pop culture reference for that matter. I consider it a minor miracle that there's not a band called Cyber Police out there (to my knowledge)

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  9. It's A-Me, MartucciMarch 4, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    "My thoughts and prayers are with Charlie Sheen tonight, as he's been diagnosed with Full Blown Busey"

    fuck Sarah Silverman

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  10. It's A-Me, MartucciMarch 4, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    Fucking inept comparison, ya know? Isnt Sheen more of a less-charismatic Robert Evans, on crack? In terms of presence and opinion of himself? Couldnt you envision him narrating his autobiography audiobook in the same way?

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  11. It's A-Me, MartucciMarch 4, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    prob some less-charismatic Robert Downey Jr on crack in there too

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  12. It's A-Me, MartucciMarch 4, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    Takin some cues from Sean here. The "waaaaall o' comments"! Hopefully it'll really irritate Kevin or somethin

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  13. It's A-Me, MartucciMarch 4, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    "Josh Brolin & Javier Bardem both look like they're wearing prosthetic faces over their faces"

    nevermind, Silverman can be ok sometimes

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  14. It's A-Me, MartucciMarch 4, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    Know how sometimes ya can just look at someone and know they've got real fat, rounded, bulbous toes? <-- That's another freebie
    Listen Bren anytime ya need a twitter ghostwriter just holla

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  15. It's A-Me, MartucciMarch 4, 2011 at 5:27 PM

    Know how sometimes ya can just look at someone and know that person doesn't give a fuck about blu-ray?

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  16. It's A-Me, MartucciMarch 4, 2011 at 5:29 PM

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  17. It's A-Me, MartucciMarch 4, 2011 at 5:31 PM

    I dunno, I think bulbous toes was prob my fav of that bunch, it's the most universal

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  18. It's A-Me, MartucciMarch 4, 2011 at 5:39 PM

    Ever look at someone and just know they secretly love the climactic street fight in Rocky V? nevermind that's prob the best

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  19. It's A-Me, MartucciMarch 4, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    "Cmon knock that bum out he took my ROOOOOOM!!"

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  20. It's A-Me, MartucciMarch 4, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    "Can you imagine the size of the model train sets Christopher Nolan and his brother must have assembled as children? Fucking obnoxious"

    --Patton Oswalt

    siiiike that shit's all me

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  21. It's A-Me, MartucciMarch 4, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    "Fuck, Martucci, I wanna punch you in the dick"

    Fuck, I want to punch every person on here in the dick, repeatedly, except for like seven people

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  22. BEEXtrix PotterMarch 4, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    Can I try one?
    "Every time someone gets excited about that stupid fucking upcoming Atlas Shrugged movie, lil' baby jesus continues to have never existed"

    Yea, I see the appeal in this

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  23. BEEXtrix PotterMarch 4, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    "Ever been in line at the supermarket and seen someone in front of you buying that weird Mexican fruit soda? Yea me neither"

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  24. BEEXtrix PotterMarch 4, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    Combo: "I bet that creepy-ass Mexican fruit soda no one buys tastes like baby jesus jizzing in your mouth, if he'd ever been around to do that i mean"

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  25. BEEXtrix PotterMarch 4, 2011 at 8:43 PM

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  26. BEEXtrix PotterMarch 4, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    "Display these comments on some kind of half-ass projector setup with really shit resolution at the L&L or whatever tomorrow"

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  27. BEEXtrix PotterMarch 4, 2011 at 8:58 PM

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  28. BEEXtrix PotterMarch 4, 2011 at 9:00 PM

    "Boy it'd be real fun to gently interrupt someone talking about their fascination with Nazi/Third Reich aesthetics at some swanky soiree and politely ask them if they're "fucking retarded"

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  29. BEEXtrix PotterMarch 4, 2011 at 9:26 PM

    "Is there a direct correlation with the surname 'Rappaport' and chronic socially-debilitating halitosis? Almost certainly, but who gives a shit"

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  30. BEEXtrix PotterMarch 4, 2011 at 9:28 PM

    "Is it a coincidence that Evian is naive backwards? Of course it is, you fucking idiot"

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  31. BEEXtrix PotterMarch 4, 2011 at 9:30 PM

    "Is there a direct correlation between being a caucasian male named Jamie and being a pale-skinned wigger piece of shit? Absolutely not, are you fucking crazy?"

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  32. CalebMarch 4, 2011 at 11:01 PM

    You're sort of a niche actor eh? Isn't that how you always are?

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  33. SeanMarch 5, 2011 at 2:18 AM

    hahaha, see, the "wall" is fun, isn't it?

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  34. SeanMarch 5, 2011 at 2:19 AM

    ... also, love the James reference. Who is that guy, even?

    And what exactly gave his fist a thirst for dick?

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  35. SeanMarch 5, 2011 at 2:23 AM

    how's that for a band name: Thirst For Dick.

    "You gunna catch TFD when they cum through Chicago? I hear they've got this gimmick where they rig a dildo onto a hacksaw (read: "fucksaw")and bring this mildly attractive redhead to show the audience 'her ohhhh face!' Gon' be tits!"

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  36. SeanMarch 5, 2011 at 2:27 AM

    {.... wish I could go to the L&L, but I'm stuck in this hell hole they've deemed "Champaign-Urbana" for the most obnoxious, douchefest of the year.... "Unofficial." Riding my bike to class some dick fratboy pretended to "jump" in front of my bike to try to scare me. So obviously I swerved in HIS direction. He ended up stumbling back into some "chick" that I can only assume he started pathetically hitting on.}

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  37. AnonymousMarch 5, 2011 at 9:12 AM

    Man come on dawg..ghostin tweets for beeeeex would be like playing bass and helping with arrangements on russel crowes bands next joint.dont fucking encourage that activity .naaaaaah

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  38. AnonymousMarch 5, 2011 at 9:15 AM

    And is body gon have to be the one to point out the obvious.......sheens been ghostin sooome bree tweets ypu fucking idiots!

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  39. AnonymousMarch 5, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    oh yeeeah beeextrix,but tha weird shit is why them jamey wigger boyz always got that enviably delicate ass bone structure and piercing blue eyes?buncha bang bros/sans condoz.t=yaaaaaaaaaah

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  40. Drunken AcornMarch 5, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    Sean I will support your band if you name it Thirst for Dick.

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  41. ShaylaMarch 5, 2011 at 5:37 PM

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  42. ShaylaMarch 5, 2011 at 5:39 PM

    If you wanna come across the street to starbucks i'll give you some coffee.

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  43. SeanMarch 6, 2011 at 5:14 AM

    how bout i just name my first child that instead?

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  44. JamieMarch 6, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    I'm bi-....winning

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  45. AnonymousMarch 6, 2011 at 12:27 PM

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  46. SeanMarch 6, 2011 at 11:04 PM

    hey guys...

    just curious, is there like a website where i can post a song and i can get some feedback on it?

    I know there's always youtube.... but I hear the quality is decreased if you upload it onto there...

    that and it doesn't seem like "youtube feedback" would be that helpful haha

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