bad sandwich chronicles

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Well, I hope all you lard-asses had a nice Thanksgiving! Me? Oh, I ate until mashed potatoes leaked out of my dickhole like some kind of slo...

Well, international readers of BSC, thanksgiving is upon us and as always it’s this time of year when depressed American losers such as myse...

Let’s say you got onto American Idol. What would you do? We are gonna have to make a few assumptions, and here they are: 1) you can sing wel...

GO SEE THE FALCON WITH NAKED RAYGUN NEXT WEDNESDAY (THE DAY BEFORE THANKSGIVING) AT METRO!!!! TIX ALMOST GONE! Thanks. We now return to our ...

It’s a busy day. I’ve got some meetings and then I’ve got Falcon practice because we’re playing a show with the mighty Naked Raygun at Metro...

Last week I attended my very first parent/teacher conference as a parent. For some reason I feel like I used to go to the parent/teacher con...