and you thought scotland had a crazy take on language....

we're in Wales, where everything is written in two languages, English and Welsh, which looks like this kind of: aaaaaweyy yymnn loogoyyyymm myyyyas seeyey. I don't know if that "take" on Welsh is the equivalent of a bunch of dickheads doing "ching chong gibberish" (as mike park has so kindly named it) in order to belittle eastern languages and/or people but if it is, well, sorry, not my intent. It's just that it's an absolutely CRAZY looking language. We're stoked on the show. We had a great time last night, we stayed with a prominent VW Golf enthusiast (no, really. He restores and cherishes VW Golfs in what can only be called the strangest and most inexplicable but ultimately pretty cool non-sexual obsessions out there) and we're looking forward to dublin and Belfast. 

Kay. Well, that's all for now. Later, dipshits. Um, what else? We got invited to an orgy last night. It was pretty fun. I sucked the most dicks at the whole thing. 

Just kidding. 

Toby did.

zing!