Monday, January 18, 2010

office closed for holiday

Yeah, man. It's MLK day. If the post office isn't open, neither is BSC world HQ. We can't get our nudes, you know? Right. Anyway, in honor of the day, here's a joke. Be cool to each other and we'll rap tomorrow.

Q:
What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?


















A:
A pilot, you fucking racist.


xoxox
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23 comments:

  1. neilJanuary 18, 2010 at 9:28 AM

    The first time I heard that joke, I heard it had been told by Tiger Woods to a fellow golfer. True story.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2010 at 10:19 AM

    Hilarious!

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    I love that joke. See also:

    What's the difference between a Nazi and a gay man?

    About 45 degrees. *throw up a Nazi salute, then let the wrist go limp*

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  4. scott.January 18, 2010 at 3:44 PM

    those jokes are not similar.

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  5. Sickie27January 18, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    I've also heard this with "in space suit"/"astronaut" instead.

    MLK is cool and all, but he be backin' up mad traffic in my 'hood, ATL represent, frillz.

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  6. StizzyJanuary 18, 2010 at 7:50 PM

    oh. we're posting jokes now?

    Q: How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

    A: With a baseball bat!

    (we would have also accepted "AIDS")

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  7. CandiceJanuary 18, 2010 at 7:50 PM

    oh stizzy- how terrible!

    unless people aren't horribly offended, in which case i'm the one who told him the joke.

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  8. BlakeJanuary 18, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    How do all black jokes start?

    (look side to side and behind you until the person finally gets the joke)

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  9. BlakeJanuary 18, 2010 at 9:53 PM

    This comment section turned into a clan meeting really fast.

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  10. UnknownJanuary 19, 2010 at 3:37 AM

    They all do eventually Blake.

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  11. JSINJanuary 19, 2010 at 7:35 AM

    I'll have a coke.

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2010 at 8:08 AM

    Hey Blake,
    It's Klan. Just saying.

    WV: chant

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  13. NinaJanuary 19, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    stizzy ftw

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  14. StizzyJanuary 19, 2010 at 1:21 PM

    Nina-Thank you

    Candice-quit trying to steal my glory

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  15. CandiceJanuary 19, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    oh stizzy, you lying sack of shit.

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  16. Ted YangJanuary 19, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    it's not a holiday anymore you lazy fucking sexy dick.

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  17. DainaJanuary 19, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    http://www.last.fm/music/The+Lawrence+Arms/+events

    Are these dates for real?

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  18. RobbJanuary 19, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    I prefer Blake's. My fav punchlines highlight a blatant truth of human nature and/or throw a complete 180 and turn joker into jokee

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  19. RobbJanuary 19, 2010 at 6:10 PM

    I'm sure you're an upstanding guy though, stizz

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  20. CandiceJanuary 19, 2010 at 6:20 PM

    robb- don't be silly. he's not.

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  21. RobbJanuary 19, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    My guidelines for "upstanding" are unconventional, candice.

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  22. Ted YangJanuary 19, 2010 at 7:09 PM

    Robb - he's still not.

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  23. SeanJanuary 20, 2010 at 2:05 AM

    hey, have you guys heard the new Trio record? it leaked.

    It's pretty sick, definitely gunna end up buying it.

    http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b81/X_Obituary_Romance_X/Matt%20Skiba/Matt4.jpg

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