Yo, it was so fun we decided to do it again! This Saturday, I’m gonna be bartending at the L and L, and it’s gonna be off the proverbial heezy! Go see Against Me! at the Aragon and then come on down to the L and L for the kind of Saturday night you’ll almost certainly regret. Like I said before, folks, this is the bar that inspired most of the Lawrence Arms songs about killing yourself to live in some shitty dive, so come down and live the interactive “Chicago TLA death spiral experience” with me this Saturday at Clark and Belmont.
Okay, my mom is in town, and I’ve got some grandkids to hand off to her, so I’m not gonna waste your time with any hilarity or zingers today. Check out the BSC guide to summer fun (below) if you need something to read while you poop. I’m going outside.