Friday, July 2, 2010

Happy birthday to Jesus's America

Yo, it was so fun we decided to do it again! This Saturday, I’m gonna be bartending at the L and L, and it’s gonna be off the proverbial heezy! Go see Against Me! at the Aragon and then come on down to the L and L for the kind of Saturday night you’ll almost certainly regret. Like I said before, folks, this is the bar that inspired most of the Lawrence Arms songs about killing yourself to live in some shitty dive, so come down and live the interactive “Chicago TLA death spiral experience” with me this Saturday at Clark and Belmont.

Okay, my mom is in town, and I’ve got some grandkids to hand off to her, so I’m not gonna waste your time with any hilarity or zingers today. Check out the BSC guide to summer fun (below) if you need something to read while you poop. I’m going outside.

Bye.

16 comments:

Nick said...

Definitely my favorite post ever.

Josh said...

bk, my girlfriend is a transplant Chicago elitist. She came from Michigan and has lived there like 4 years. Maybe it could be a good topic to write about because I am sure you have come across this before.

Bridgett said...

Good idea, Mr. Kelly. It'd be better if my boyfriend wasn't 100% convinced that we're going to get mugged, burgled, raped and shot in the Aragon neighborhood.

Matt Ramone said...

Propagandhi kills.

Chad said...

Happy jesus' america birthday. But seriously, you guys need to come play a show in corpus christi, tx. I can guarantee atleast 2 ppl in attendance. Thx, gg

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成熟,就是有能力適應生活中的模糊。.................................................................

Sean said...

Brendan and I have the same Menzingers' shirt.

It's a sick shirt.

Toto said...

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also,those dots are great websites, thank you.

Sean said...

hey, does anyone remember a while ago when Brendan was writing the songs for the Buttsweat & Tears EP, he said he was listening to some sort of... african tribal something something band and he mentioned that a song he was working on would be influenced by that style and it will be pretty out there (...I'm paraphrasing).

Does anyone hear any of this influence on any of the tracks from B&T? I randomly thought of that today.

Robb said...

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limited nobility said...

shit,just watched the vid for gaslight anthem's new single american slang.man,I don't think pitchfork or punknews woulda let green day or alk3 off so easy for cribbing the anchoring riff from matchbox 20's real world.team white crosses?

limited nobility said...

ok,excuse to make up more fake gaslight lyrics....."we sucked cold cigarettes like milkshake straws/the drive inn blues led to diner brawls"Do me one better robb!...come on weeeeirdo...........

eric said...

I actually do count on these blog posts for pooping. I haven't pooped in days!

Candice said...

come back to us.

Andi said...

Man, my morning shits have been so boring this week BK! Please return soon!