You guys, I had this idea for a column about dicks and I was gonna write it up and it was gonna be terrific. The thing is, I'm so fucking tired I can barely see. I was in the studio til 330 this morning and I had to get up at 7 to take care of these kids. SO, the upshot is that I'm way too braindead to wittily espouse any sort of coherent philosophy regarding why dicks are hilarious. Maybe I'll try again later if I start to feel better. As it stands, I'm just gonna try to stay awake and keep my kids out of the street.
Sorry. Hopefully the record we're making will be entertaining enough that this lapse in dick-reporting will be overlookable.