Monday, August 1, 2011

Dicks!!!!! No...wait. Not today.

You guys, I had this idea for a column about dicks and I was gonna write it up and it was gonna be terrific. The thing is, I'm so fucking tired I can barely see. I was in the studio til 330 this morning and I had to get up at 7 to take care of these kids. SO, the upshot is that I'm way too braindead to wittily espouse any sort of coherent philosophy regarding why dicks are hilarious. Maybe I'll try again later if I start to feel better. As it stands, I'm just gonna try to stay awake and keep my kids out of the street.
Sorry. Hopefully the record we're making will be entertaining enough that this lapse in dick-reporting will be overlookable.

13 comments:

motorbike said...

that was the shortest dick column i've ever read.

Dissent said...

Where am I going to get my dick philosophizing today then?

Matt Ramone said...

Perhaps they're in your eyes?

BEEXtrix Potter said...

beex beex pump up da beex pump up da beex till the break o daaaaahhhwn till the break o daaaaaaaaahhhwn! I'll KILL ALL o' you! ...Till the break o daaaaaaaaahwwwwn baby!

Tyler said...

you can't tease us like that man :/

disastermarch said...

cock tease...

James said...

gay laugh,
kisses and hugs.
xo

Owner Operator said...

you're fired.

James said...

thanks be for little assholes

BEEXtrix Potter said...

hehe you're welcome sweet lil' Jaaaaaaaaaaaymes. Come here and lick my dick, lil James Fauntleroy Peatree. Thassit, give it a sweeet little suck!

BEEXtrix Potter said...

James what was with that little Bret Easton Ellis-y depiction of bored privileged youth you tossed in the other day's drawer? Flemish candy company heirs playing croquet onboard a battleship or something, I forget. That an excerpt from something or your own mind?

BEEXtrix Potter said...

Anyway, don't do that again. lulz! Disarm it with a lulz! Say a mothafuckin serious thang, throw in that lulz to soothe da stang!

James said...

NEVER AGAIN

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