Monday, September 20, 2010

Quickly

Okay, wow. I got no time today, but I want to get a few things out there real quick. Firstly, this is incredible. Very happy with all that. Secondly, it’s my wedding anniversary, and thirdly, I’m gonna be down at the Gingerman tonight slingin suds and pumpin studs so come down and let’s hang out, eh? I bet your friends from the Menzingers and Gaslight Anthem could potentially show up there. Eh? Eh?
Fuck, I dunno. I gotta run.

33 comments:

Nico said...

dude, if that guy on his blog is serious, then it is *seriously* creepy dude. i've seen this before, be careful man.

jeanmarie said...

That blog is amazing. I love it. What a genius.

limited nobility said...

awesome super earnest south african concern nico but the choice of screaming trees as a musical fave assuages any concern that I may have had about francis being a nefarious dude

Nico said...

I've never heard of them, but Ok. Still a little bit of a creepy move, even for a joke.

It's A-me, Martucci said...

Nico - does "sOoper creepy" in this context mean,
"Fuck, I wish I'd thought of that?" Oh, ok.

Robb said...

Bren, on account the bsc readership is a far-reaching, bizarro mixture of some of the brightest and fucking dumbest minds to exist, have you guesstimated the poor souls who have Francis pegged as 'just some random creeper'? Id place it round 34, conservatively? I'd be lying to say I don't hope the figure's way higher

Nico said...

no need to hate.

Robb said...

Nico, no quarrel with you good sir. Had I hated on you specifically, I'd have said "Nico, you fucking idiot" - as I don't believe in passive-aggressive "Does he mean me??" internet half-assery. (see Brandon Early's facebook status updates). It was more of a generalized ha-ha speculative thing that will inevitably be confused for genuine malice by the aformentioned dum dums...same ol song

Sean said...

damn, if that is real then that's pretty creepy...

but if not, then it's definitely hilarious.

Well.. it's still a little fun even if it's real.

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Candice said...

and i thought i was crazy.

limited nobility said...

Yeah,I wouldn't put it past candice and kevin burnett to have both independently alerted the proper authorities

limited nobility said...

and she shall appear.............

Robb said...

just occurred to me nico may have been adressin 'Tucci. goodness me

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Candice's Breasts said...

So it's a tit fight you want! Bring tit on!

It's A-me, Martucci said...

c breastz still fightin the fight?? Holy fuck I thought maybe you'd offed yourself on account of floundering reception! Sure this tit-off is a wise idea? This new contender seems to have established considerably more comedic prowess than you with a single post.

It's A-me, Martucci said...

I'm just sayin I think your time would be better spent chowin down on the Arby's 5 for 5 deal or pre-ordering a stack of 7"s from no idea that you'll never actually spin rather than trying to tickle funny bones

Jimmy Collyer said...

Has anyone else seen this new hilarious yet slightly disturbing comic http://hipsterhitler.com/

kylewagoner said...

I'd like to apologize for not commenting in so long. I've been lagging behind with this college and studying shit...but anyway! I'd like to say that if you want true DIY, try booking bands yourself...as I'm trying desperately to do as I talk with Cobra Skulls' booking agent. If bands you want aren't coming through your town, book them yourself...or like WV, no bands come through ever and you gotta build a scene from the ground. That's my only option. Sorry, that's just an update of my troubles.

Love,
Kyle

dgibby said...

Thoughts on 25 year olds that meet 18 year olds, that are DTF...guilty part of me says no, but tight P's are hard to turn down.

Toto said...

hitler with that "death CAMP for cutie" t-shirt , HILARIOUS.

Kevin Burnett said...

@limited nobility...not sure what I did to deserve that but it's okay...my guess was somebody from the splinter sock drawer wrote up Francis McAvoy for some laughs...similar to that Candice's Breasts thing from several months ago.

limited nobility said...

you just seem extremely pragmatic or something I guess?A "real boy".though it's not very practical to assume that anything of merit was born out of the dreadful splinter sock drawer

Candice said...

How dare you.

limited nobility said...

oh come on,the splinter stalwarts prob feel the same way that the dudes in less than jake feel about still playing that shit music for folks."Yeah we kinda suck but it's fun as shit and how the hell else are we supposed to get laid and sell t shirts"?

limited nobility said...

you guys do have merch right?ah......I dunno

Candice said...

It's true. The splinter cell gets me laid.

Candice said...

And yes, I have an original bsc pin and shirt 15/38 plus the only autographed bsc boy shorts.

Robb said...

'It's true. Splinter Cell gets me laid'. just picturing this high-scoring (original) Splinter Cell legend touring the country in his '86 vw rabbit getting laid by a clandestine faction of smokin hot 'game vixens'

Robb said...

ps ponytail and perpetual adidas flip flips of course

limited nobility said...

or just a shitfaced tom clancy."ubisoft?well clancy be hard"! high fives all around

Robb said...

Just image searched,realized i'd never seen the guy. seems shitfaced clancy would be a real treat, real rodney dangerfield vibe. bet anything he has some weird 'eye trick'