Thursday, March 3, 2011
WOW!!!! ADVERTISING!
Hey! I'll be starring in a post dinner theater version of "A night at the L&L tavern on Belmont and Clark" this saturday night. I'll be playing the role of creepy bartender with a beard. You should come down and get drunk. It's the part I was born to play. I'll be serving tigers blood and chocolate milk and everything else that could possibly relate to the insane popularity of Charlie Sheen's meltdown...um...yeah. Come see me. It's the least you can do. er...um, winning? is that it? Rhymes with winning?
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#TIGERBLOOD
Sinning. Sinning rhymes with winning.
What a LoOnY, that Mickey Roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
anyone wanna start a band?
no, that wouldn't work, would it.
Please serve a cocktail called a "Droopy Eyed Armless Child"
Brendan, did you hear about this?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1362646/Northwest-University-investigate-sex-toy-demonstration-Faith-Kroll.html?ITO=1490
Best of luck with the band Sean, as long as you don't name it Tiger Blood or any current pop culture reference for that matter. I consider it a minor miracle that there's not a band called Cyber Police out there (to my knowledge)
"My thoughts and prayers are with Charlie Sheen tonight, as he's been diagnosed with Full Blown Busey"
fuck Sarah Silverman
Fucking inept comparison, ya know? Isnt Sheen more of a less-charismatic Robert Evans, on crack? In terms of presence and opinion of himself? Couldnt you envision him narrating his autobiography audiobook in the same way?
prob some less-charismatic Robert Downey Jr on crack in there too
Takin some cues from Sean here. The "waaaaall o' comments"! Hopefully it'll really irritate Kevin or somethin
"Josh Brolin & Javier Bardem both look like they're wearing prosthetic faces over their faces"
nevermind, Silverman can be ok sometimes
Know how sometimes ya can just look at someone and know they've got real fat, rounded, bulbous toes? <-- That's another freebie
Listen Bren anytime ya need a twitter ghostwriter just holla
Know how sometimes ya can just look at someone and know that person doesn't give a fuck about blu-ray?
I dunno, I think bulbous toes was prob my fav of that bunch, it's the most universal
Ever look at someone and just know they secretly love the climactic street fight in Rocky V? nevermind that's prob the best
"Cmon knock that bum out he took my ROOOOOOM!!"
"Can you imagine the size of the model train sets Christopher Nolan and his brother must have assembled as children? Fucking obnoxious"
--Patton Oswalt
siiiike that shit's all me
"Fuck, Martucci, I wanna punch you in the dick"
Fuck, I want to punch every person on here in the dick, repeatedly, except for like seven people
Can I try one?
"Every time someone gets excited about that stupid fucking upcoming Atlas Shrugged movie, lil' baby jesus continues to have never existed"
Yea, I see the appeal in this
"Ever been in line at the supermarket and seen someone in front of you buying that weird Mexican fruit soda? Yea me neither"
Combo: "I bet that creepy-ass Mexican fruit soda no one buys tastes like baby jesus jizzing in your mouth, if he'd ever been around to do that i mean"
"Display these comments on some kind of half-ass projector setup with really shit resolution at the L&L or whatever tomorrow"
"Boy it'd be real fun to gently interrupt someone talking about their fascination with Nazi/Third Reich aesthetics at some swanky soiree and politely ask them if they're "fucking retarded"
"Is there a direct correlation with the surname 'Rappaport' and chronic socially-debilitating halitosis? Almost certainly, but who gives a shit"
"Is it a coincidence that Evian is naive backwards? Of course it is, you fucking idiot"
"Is there a direct correlation between being a caucasian male named Jamie and being a pale-skinned wigger piece of shit? Absolutely not, are you fucking crazy?"
You're sort of a niche actor eh? Isn't that how you always are?
hahaha, see, the "wall" is fun, isn't it?
... also, love the James reference. Who is that guy, even?
And what exactly gave his fist a thirst for dick?
how's that for a band name: Thirst For Dick.
"You gunna catch TFD when they cum through Chicago? I hear they've got this gimmick where they rig a dildo onto a hacksaw (read: "fucksaw")and bring this mildly attractive redhead to show the audience 'her ohhhh face!' Gon' be tits!"
{.... wish I could go to the L&L, but I'm stuck in this hell hole they've deemed "Champaign-Urbana" for the most obnoxious, douchefest of the year.... "Unofficial." Riding my bike to class some dick fratboy pretended to "jump" in front of my bike to try to scare me. So obviously I swerved in HIS direction. He ended up stumbling back into some "chick" that I can only assume he started pathetically hitting on.}
Man come on dawg..ghostin tweets for beeeeex would be like playing bass and helping with arrangements on russel crowes bands next joint.dont fucking encourage that activity .naaaaaah
And is body gon have to be the one to point out the obvious.......sheens been ghostin sooome bree tweets ypu fucking idiots!
oh yeeeah beeextrix,but tha weird shit is why them jamey wigger boyz always got that enviably delicate ass bone structure and piercing blue eyes?buncha bang bros/sans condoz.t=yaaaaaaaaaah
Sean I will support your band if you name it Thirst for Dick.
If you wanna come across the street to starbucks i'll give you some coffee.
how bout i just name my first child that instead?
I'm bi-....winning
hey guys...
just curious, is there like a website where i can post a song and i can get some feedback on it?
I know there's always youtube.... but I hear the quality is decreased if you upload it onto there...
that and it doesn't seem like "youtube feedback" would be that helpful haha
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