Wednesday, February 18, 2009

jesus fucking christ

ever have one of those days? I'm already having one and it's nine in the morning...all I can tell you is my baby is pissed, some dumb piece of paper that I need is eluding me, i'm tired, the house is a mess, it's tax season, the world is going out of business, I'm tired, my breakfast was terrible and i don't think that Angelina is going to win the oscar. I've got six grand riding on her, for fucks sake. I don't know...I'm not in the mood. You name it, I'm not in the mood for it today. You can all entertain yourselves with stream of consciousness thoughts of deviant blowjobs and arcane arguments about the nature of being and how that relates to creating stuff. Oh, and talk about your babies when the rest gets boring. Also, try lists...Those are a great time waster. Fun to read, easy to write. AAARGH! I'm out of here, man.
Stupid car registration...YOU WERE JUST HERE!!!!!!!

10 comments:

Amy said...

Breathe. In... and out.

Jay said...

life is fun.

The Bryant said...

I work with car reg and titles and shit. What is your prob man, I'll help you out. I don't wanna advertise on your fucking blog but I'm pretty tempted to give you my work number. You don't need a 3 dollar fucking registration about 90% of the time. It's just a way the Secretary of State wants to control you. "We're not gonna do that for you cause you don't have it"...when in reality, they should say..."can you write down your VIN number and bring it back in. Oh, and I hope you know the year, make, model of your vehicle"...pause..."You do? Ok, lets have a felching party in my office".

Seriously B-Dawg(that's ur new name)...cheer up.

Alex said...

If it makes you feel any better, all my friends would both kill the hobo and then fuck the dog.

Would you also suggest that question as an ice breaker on a first date? I think it'd be smooth.

Wayne Michael said...
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Wayne Michael said...

after seeing your last post your dog probably ate it

Mike said...

I liked your tags for this one. Ah, Fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X6VoFBCE9k

mutiny123 said...

I turned 21 in July and wanted to be single so I could try out the bar scene. Recently I’ve found my self wanting to get back into regular relationships…call me a pussy but I don’t wanna hook up with random sleazy girls at bars anymore….right now. In my experience it’s not really a good place to meet someone.

So, I was hanging out with a friend of mine and he brought along his girlfriend and her sister. Her sister and I were hitting it off pretty well. We traded phone numbers and talked on the phone for like 4hrs straight the first night. Then she came over to my place and it happen again. I haven’t talked like that since like high school. She seems pretty cool. She was so nervous on our first date, she seems really innocent, which is weird for me cuz I’m use to the aggressive types.

Now here is where it gets complicated, I go to night classes at school and theirs this girl that is in the same class that I will be making my major in. We get a 15min break in the middle of a 3hr long break. So this girl in my class starts talking to me on break. She didn’t hold anything back. I have a really good sense of humor and that’s where I get a lot of my confidence from. I’m very sarcastic, so id crack a couple of jokes to break the ice and she picked up on it and went with it. She’s really spontaneous and I like dating girls that keep me on my toes. She’s into tattoos and facial piercing which is a huge plus for me and she’s smokin’ hott. She’s made it pretty clear that she likes me. Only problem is she is 18 and a single mother! Knowing my self if I get into a relationship with her I’m gonna want to be their for the kid. Play with him, give him attention, and try to be a good male influence. But if the relationship doesn’t work out and kid and I get attached he is gonna be heart broken if I just leave his life, and I’m not gonna be any happier either. I don’t know what the picture is with the father but he’s gotta be an ass hole to just leave her with his spawn.

So now I’m not sure which one I should go for. The stable relationship which is why I wanna get a girl friend to begin with or someone exciting but being put in the moral dilemma of dealing with her son. I haven’t lead any of them on…I’m no player and nothing serious has happen in each situation yet. I’m not gonna cheat on them I just want one monogamous relationship. I was hoping you could shed some light on my situation.

planespotting said...

To Mutiny123 - in the words of Marge Simpson's uncle Arthur ... "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out."

Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again.

DancingMachine said...

Yeah those days are the worst, its like everything is clusterfucked and your mind is playing tricks on you. I cant stand it