Tuesday, August 3, 2010

we gon find you!

yo! after what seems like an eternity out on my hillbilly quest to see all of missouri and a slice of colorado (side note, thanks to the dudes in 10-4 eleanor and every one who showed up and provided me with a great show in ft collins on sunday. y'all are radical) is over and I'm gonna be home tonight (tuesday) just in time to provide all you worthless queef bubbles with the Risque Cafe's newly awesome punk night, featuring the hour of power at 9 and cheap cans and dollar tacos all night. This all goes down at sheffield and clark in wrigleyville. I've been gone for 3 weeks so I'm bringing in Red Scare Czar Toby Jeg as a guest DJ. Y'all need to come in as 3 weeks of vacation has left me broke, exhausted and in need of time with grown ups that didn't give birth to me or my wife or my kids. Come down and let's rage. Cool? Cool. Okay. That's all. I gotta go to bed. It's the middle of the fucking night for chrissakes.

22 comments:

Donnie said...

He's climbin' in yo window, he's snatchin' yo people up!

Moxie. said...

hide your wife, hide your kids, and hide your husband

Brooks said...

mr. kelly,
i love reading your blog, but have you considered changing the traditional poop and pee template to something easier on the eyes? nothing against yr style, it just hurts my eyes.

Daniel said...

Hey is punk rock night 17+ by the way

Sean said...

hey, does the Risque Cafe allow people under 21 inside to just hangout during the punk rock tuesdays?

I mean, i've got 2 months til I'm officially 21... and I don't feel like using my fake at your bar, but some of my friends that are 21 are down to go, and I could always be the DD or somethin like that, if I'm allowed in, that is.

Candice said...

yay! 10-4 eleanor!

Mary said...

I've been out of commission from the sock drawer way too long...
Anybody hear the new Sundowner yet? Amazing!

Owner Operator said...

yeh. it's oright mary. and by oright i mean FUCKING AWESOME. werd.

Blake said...

"queef bubble" is disgusting.

Bridgett said...

Blake, queef bubbles are a natural part of life, man.

則V哲維治 said...

人若賺得全世界,賠上自己的靈魂,有什麼益處?......................................................

Blake said...

Bridgett, many things are natural in life. None of those things are as disgusting as "queef bubble."

Candice said...

blake- we had a patient come into the ER with a complaint of "too much queefing".

Mary said...

Operator: Oh man. I jumped up and down like a little girl on Xmas when I got that thing in the mail. Haven't stopped listening to it.

Sickie27 said...

@Candice - Well, what'd you tell her? Not... Not that I need to know.

Candice said...

sickie- i wasn't there when this happened which is a good thing because i would not have been able to not laugh in her face. but my friend was there and apparently she was just provided with reassurance.

glad my tax dollars will go towards something important like queefing.

Candice said...

although, sickie, there is of course the rare possibility that she has a fistula between her rectum and vagina but that is probably 99.9% not the case.

if you need for me to do an exam to check though, just let me know.

Andrew Hudson said...

what you guys doing on the 13th of october?? I was thinking about hosting a BSC get together, where each person comes dressed as their favourite post or instrument and we can ill even put all the posts on my thumb stick so i can put it in the projector and we could have a reading all night and high light our own interpretations and what not and what have you not? either way it would be byo but ill supply some food. Oh wait whats this.. guttermouth are playing in my town? hahaha suck balls everyone.

Sickie27 said...

My vagina is doing fabulous atm.

Banana@1000MPH said...

Andrew, I'm really glad you seem to have been joking.

Hamilton Martin said...

What's with the DMT tag? You been smokin Deemsters in hillbilly country?

Donnie said...

Andrew - I'd much rather go to meet up dressed as a construction site cooler than go see Guttermouth....either way id probably end up getting pissed on