I'm tweeting. Well, that's the theory. If I can get my phone to recognize this shit, I'll be @badsandwich (is that how you write this stuff? I don't get this at all. I need a hot* woman [or team of women] with exposed breasts to show me the ropes here folks. Do you fit this description? Then come help me tweet.) Thanks!
*totally subject to like, whatever, you know. I'm not trying to harsh other people's ideas of beauty, bro.