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- Son, you got a panty on yo' head
- And now for something completely familiar...
- Welcome to the doors of hell
- You know where you are?
- I Choose none! Then I choose both!
- the real househusband of chicago
- ...In worn out shoes.
- It's still a felony!
- Which one are you? I'm Stephen.
- Oh, Jack! You know i love my Beef n' Cheddars
- I think "Jamburger" is a pretty good name for a band.
- Let's be serious for a moment...
- smoke em if you got em.
- I think about it every night and day
- You're right Stan. There's nothing I can say abou...
- Um...if you would...
- Got any change bro?
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November
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this is this is.
- Brendan Kelly
- chicago, IL, United States
- guy. dad. husband. dog master. brother. son. uh...bad sleeper. Some farts.
10 comments:
yay obama!!
This shit is spectacular.
What a night!
Mr. Patton Oswalt wrote a MySpace blog about the whole laughing at community organizing quite recently. Take a gander if you will: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=67077201&blogID=445511853
This plus the Iverson trade makes for a perfect week, and it's only Tuesday.
Obama elected President, and the Bosstones confirm a new album in the works. Not bad for a Tuesday.
A great day for America, though in some respects a sad one for Californians. Maybe somewhere down the line we'll learn to stop wiping our asses with human rights.
As for Palin: you called her right. All Americans got out of her was a few good laughs and a high-budget porno.
I know you normally want questions surrounding advice but in the spirit of the election and choice I have a question for you Mr. Kelly.
As a new father myself I was wondering which you prefer.
Yellow baby poop under your nails or yellow baby poop hidden in your knuckle skin?
I like the spreadability options with the knuckle but its tough to beat the odor issues that arise with the nail.
Thanks in advance.
Yay obama, a moderately liberal, Christian, anti gay rights politician that pissed away enough money in 21 months to feed many small nations.
PROGRESSIVE USA!!!!!!!!
Cue someone saying, "but hes better than McCain!"
I too have proof that I can say "I told you so". The day of the Palin pick my husband texted me that he was nervous and I texted back "fuck that, motherfucker's desperate & he's going down." And I refused to waiver, even when people loved her RNC speech (WTF?) and her pregnant and/or retarded kids.
I love it that optimism beat cynicism this time around.
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