Friday, January 9, 2009

A small, weather induced detour, please forgive the delay

Hey! So it’s snowing here, a lot. I just took my baby to daycare and my car is already covered again. I have to work, and since our mayor decided that in order to cut costs he wasn’t going to salt or plow the streets, it’s gonna take a while for me to get there. THEREFORE, the unbelievable saga of my past jobs and quest for self actualization will be put on hold for today, because there’s simply no time. Instead, I’d like to welcome Jude James Halborg into the world. My friends Eric and Noelle had a critter yesterday, which is pretty exciting, and everyone’s happy and healthy, as per my understanding. So, good work.
Also, my brother is supposed to come to town today…I’ve been looking forward to this for a while, but suddenly, the snow is conspiring against me. I don’t know if he’s gonna make it. The thought of him not coming is making me sad….sigh.
Could this be more dull please? Uh…I’m losing my audience…Um, Felching! Taint punch! Um, fuck…I’m panicking. Oh! That one band you like is horrible! Uh…I met Little Richard.
Whatever. It’s snowy. Go fuck yourselves. (emoticon)

9 comments:

planespotting said...

Brendan, didn't you see that Daley said they wouldn't "hold back" on street plowing in the city of Chicago anymore?

Saulio SBJ 123 said...

I want to hear about when you met Little Richard.

A l e x said...

Brendan you are adorable.

SWAYBACK said...

Juuuuuude.

AOVM said...

its not snowing here, its jus fucking icy so it takes me twice as long to walk anyway, i might aswell be pissed. gashpants.

Paul said...

Skip the jobs for a day, and tell the Little Richard story.

Ryan said...

little richard little richard!someone told me you met bukowski as well?

martin* said...

I have to agree about that band you like sucking, they are the worst

Bryant said...

Talk about felching more.