hey hey, yeah. sorry...I hear you...jesus.

Hey assholes,

Sorry I've been away. had a kid. It was nuts. Someday I'll tell you all about it, but let's just for now suffice it to say that she's (the baby, that is) got all the fingers and toes and faces and butts and shit that she needs. No more, no less. she's real cool and my wife is also real cool. Oh, and they're both still alive. So that's good.

I'm tired. I don't really have the energy to wow y'all with new exciting words for jizz (frosted pee) or dicks (uh...balls flap?) so let's not even go there, eh? Let's not ask what I can do for you, kay? Let's see what you all can do for me. How's that? Have I ever asked anything from you, Dogs of War? Have I? Besides going to my shows and constantly showering me with attention and praise? No. didn't think so.

So here's my thing:

Wikipedia.

As some of you may know, I've got a wikipedia page. It's been there for a while. I actually learned about the existence of wikipedia because someone directed me to my page a few years ago. I've had a few of you email me and ask me if I did the page myself. the answer is no. I actually don't even know how to post something on wikipedia, nor do I know how to edit something that's already there. Now, I'm sure it's easy and it's as simple as paying a little attention at the homepage or whatever, but I'm not interested in doing that. Once I know that type of shit, I'm just some dork that plays around on wikipedia and well...come on. Who wants to be that? Eh? eh? eh? That's right. nobody. It's pathetic, frankly.

HOWEVER!!!!! You! You there! You already are. I mean, some of you poor fucks already are, right? Right. So why waste that?

Glad we agree. Anyway, I noticed while sitting around in the hospital waiting for shit to happen that there's no wikipedia page for BSC. that's kind of sad. I mean, we're a big deal, aren't we? We have several different sects of followers, from dogs of war to socks to the splinter sock drawer and on and on. We've got shirts (oh, sheila, go ahead and print more shirts. Sorry for the lack of response to your email. I was having a baby and getting audited) and uh...i dunno. There's at least two websites that are at least partly influenced or inspired by this one here, so let's take what's ours, folks! Get out there and make us a wikipedia page!

Also, while we're talking wikipedia, the page on felching mentions lots of people that have done their part to popularize the practice, but again, I'm a glaring omission. Whichever one of you jokesters added "dong huffer" to my name on the page about me now can do something that's actually creative/funny and add me (and this blog, dummy) to the section on the 'felching' page devoted to those who spread the word, and swallow the sweet juice from within the word. Eh? eh?

Jesus. I'm so tired.................................

I'm fucking out of here/it.

Bye.