SO, tonight I'm gonna be nursing your sick, depraved asses back to life at the L and L tavern. I don't really do this 'serving the public' shit much anymore, so come down and hang and witness the spectacle. I'll be there from 9-3 for all your 'drinking away my bad decisions' needs. And coming tomorrow, the list to end all lists: the end of the year as we know it, BSC style. So sack up, pussylips, and come see me tonight and steel yourself for the most brutal year-end round up ever!
Are you on the list? Probably. Not.
I know I said 2010 was gonna be awesome, but I think actually it sucked. what's up with that?
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Suck it did indeed, more so even thanan 8 pound oreck vacuum cleaner in a t.j. whorehouse. And how bad did i feel after watching dick clark last night and not know he had a stroke? Um, cant think of a witty analogy, but pretty fuckin bad is the short answer. Have fun in chi-town tonight all. And i was slobbering last night at midnight, but wasn't passed out. Beex for prez in 2011!
I had too much high hopes for 2010 and it bit me in the ass near the end. So I'm just going to assume 2011 is gonna suck because holding high hopes doesn't work.
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