Yeah, man. It's MLK day. If the post office isn't open, neither is BSC world HQ. We can't get our nudes, you know? Right. Anyway, in honor of the day, here's a joke. Be cool to each other and we'll rap tomorrow.
Q:
What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?
A:
A pilot, you fucking racist.
xoxox
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The first time I heard that joke, I heard it had been told by Tiger Woods to a fellow golfer. True story.
Hilarious!
I love that joke. See also:
What's the difference between a Nazi and a gay man?
About 45 degrees. *throw up a Nazi salute, then let the wrist go limp*
those jokes are not similar.
I've also heard this with "in space suit"/"astronaut" instead.
MLK is cool and all, but he be backin' up mad traffic in my 'hood, ATL represent, frillz.
oh. we're posting jokes now?
Q: How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: With a baseball bat!
(we would have also accepted "AIDS")
oh stizzy- how terrible!
unless people aren't horribly offended, in which case i'm the one who told him the joke.
How do all black jokes start?
(look side to side and behind you until the person finally gets the joke)
This comment section turned into a clan meeting really fast.
They all do eventually Blake.
I'll have a coke.
Hey Blake,
It's Klan. Just saying.
WV: chant
stizzy ftw
Nina-Thank you
Candice-quit trying to steal my glory
oh stizzy, you lying sack of shit.
it's not a holiday anymore you lazy fucking sexy dick.
http://www.last.fm/music/The+Lawrence+Arms/+events
Are these dates for real?
I prefer Blake's. My fav punchlines highlight a blatant truth of human nature and/or throw a complete 180 and turn joker into jokee
I'm sure you're an upstanding guy though, stizz
robb- don't be silly. he's not.
My guidelines for "upstanding" are unconventional, candice.
Robb - he's still not.
hey, have you guys heard the new Trio record? it leaked.
It's pretty sick, definitely gunna end up buying it.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b81/X_Obituary_Romance_X/Matt%20Skiba/Matt4.jpg
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