Monday, January 18, 2010

office closed for holiday

Yeah, man. It's MLK day. If the post office isn't open, neither is BSC world HQ. We can't get our nudes, you know? Right. Anyway, in honor of the day, here's a joke. Be cool to each other and we'll rap tomorrow.

Q:
What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?


















A:
A pilot, you fucking racist.


xoxox

24 comments:

nd said...

The first time I heard that joke, I heard it had been told by Tiger Woods to a fellow golfer. True story.

dustyfloors said...

Hilarious!

wilddanimal said...

I love that joke. See also:

What's the difference between a Nazi and a gay man?

About 45 degrees. *throw up a Nazi salute, then let the wrist go limp*

scott. said...

those jokes are not similar.

Sickie27 said...

I've also heard this with "in space suit"/"astronaut" instead.

MLK is cool and all, but he be backin' up mad traffic in my 'hood, ATL represent, frillz.

Stizzy said...

oh. we're posting jokes now?

Q: How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A: With a baseball bat!

(we would have also accepted "AIDS")

Candice said...

oh stizzy- how terrible!

unless people aren't horribly offended, in which case i'm the one who told him the joke.

Blake said...

How do all black jokes start?

(look side to side and behind you until the person finally gets the joke)

Andrew said...

how do you stop 5 black dudes from raping a woman?




give them a basketball

Blake said...

This comment section turned into a clan meeting really fast.

Rich said...

They all do eventually Blake.

JSIN said...

I'll have a coke.

dustyfloors said...

Hey Blake,
It's Klan. Just saying.

WV: chant

Nina said...

stizzy ftw

Stizzy said...

Nina-Thank you

Candice-quit trying to steal my glory

Candice said...

oh stizzy, you lying sack of shit.

Banana@1000MPH said...

it's not a holiday anymore you lazy fucking sexy dick.

Daina said...

http://www.last.fm/music/The+Lawrence+Arms/+events

Are these dates for real?

Robb said...

I prefer Blake's. My fav punchlines highlight a blatant truth of human nature and/or throw a complete 180 and turn joker into jokee

Robb said...

I'm sure you're an upstanding guy though, stizz

Candice said...

robb- don't be silly. he's not.

Robb said...

My guidelines for "upstanding" are unconventional, candice.

Banana@1000MPH said...

Robb - he's still not.

Sean said...

hey, have you guys heard the new Trio record? it leaked.

It's pretty sick, definitely gunna end up buying it.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b81/X_Obituary_Romance_X/Matt%20Skiba/Matt4.jpg