Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Actually!

We ARE going to give you turds something today! I've been getting pulled back and forth by the powers that be like some sort of handsome and intelligent penis, and it seems like in just a few short moments I'm gonna have something wicked awesome for you all (wicked awesome means 'good' for those of you who aren't Massholes).
Okay, stand by for transmission.

101 comments:

Mikey said...

I can't take this anymore...it's killing me.

If you go back on this...I swear to god...

Also, advice-wise...I need ideas for a Halloween costume please.

Charles said...

I just found something pretty awesome myself. I will however not post anything in lieu of ruining BK's news.

Seth said...

If there are three words to describe Brendan Kelly they would surely be "Handsome, intelligent penis".

Scott Juniper. said...

i hate and love you right now.

PIXI said...

Brendan, you're such a tease!

dan said...

Tease!

dan said...

I have class. FML.

Banana@1000MPH said...

I just got out of class. FML (but in an awesome, sexual way).

nd said...

I'm at work and will even skip Cake Day if you post this "something" soon.

Gregory said...

WHAT IS IT

dustyfloors said...

Holy hell.

Word verification - caving.
That's what's goin on in Camp Jim here with all this on again off again.

Scott Juniper. said...

refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh

FAskies said...

major cock tease

oh and refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh refresh

Mike said...

WHERE ARE YOU.....I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY. THIS IS GETTING TO BE A FUN GAME NOW> BUT NO FUN FOR US

Nina said...

how cruel

Banana@1000MPH said...

You get off on this, don't you, Brendan?

Josh said...

you sir, are a liar or have a poor grasp on the meaning of the words "short" and "moment" when they are paired together :<

time to go to job #2 where there is non internets, hope there's an update when i finally get home tonight

Candice said...

i think charles may have to divulge what he knows

nd said...

Moar liek "wikid retahded".

Seriously though BK, the Sock Drawer is resorting to Caps Lockery. I don't think I can contain 'er much longer.

dan said...

Gah! I can't wait. I'm out of class, but going to the guy-m (read: gym) later, to work off this frustration.

Angiepants said...

f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5

Bridgett said...

Damn I wanted something to happen before I got into the car and drove to Chicago. You're lucky I took a week of vacation for you, Mr. Kelly.

Mikey said...

SO...3 minutes after you posted this (when I first read this post) was a few moments. This is been hours now.

Hours are not the same as minutes. Just sayin'.

J.A.F. said...

whoever was looking for a halloween costume i have the best idea ever... the morton salt girl.

Robb said...

aaalright...wheeeere's Ashton? Come on out, you salty dog!

chris said...
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FranklinStein said...

you motherFUUUUUUUUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

artielovescupcakes said...

buttsweat and tears is pretty Brendan, i love it!!!

artielovescupcakes said...

pretty awesome that is. and pretty i guess

Mark Maier said...

I missed something.

Owner Operator said...

i also missed something...

word veri: sloper

Banana@1000MPH said...

I wonder if Brendan's news or Fat putting up a fucking pre-order is going to happen first. What the fuck, Fat? What the double fuck, Brendan? (It is probably the same thing).

Corbin said...

Ok, here's the deal. I have 2 tickets to Saturday night's show at the Metro but was told today that on Thursday I have to have major surgery on my nose (septoplasty, remove cartilage from one spot to the next, cutting the skin around my entire nose and exposing the bare tissue, carving up my beautiful (according to my mom) face etc...).

I included the gory details for medical nerds (in a good way) like Candice, the person, versus Candice's Breasts.

Anywho and whatnot, I won't make the show. This is a common theme. I had tickets and missed Propagandhi/Avail/J Church because of kidney stones (9mm for those who have had them before). I had tickets and missed 88 Fingers Louie and The Bollweevils because of having my uvula lasered off and my tonsils removed. Apparently I have awesome health for a 33 year old.

Yeah, I'm rambling, but, back to the point. I have 2 tickets and had purchased them through etix.com. Anybody looking for 2 tickets? I'm not looking to jack someone up with a price, so you pay what I paid. I'm not looking to make money on this, I just don't want them to go to waste.

Question: I believe the etix are transferable. Can anyone confirm this?

Question 2: If I do a good deed and bequeath them to one of my fellow Dogs of War for free, perhaps Brendan would be cool enough to send me a colored vinyl of the new 7" autographed by the band? I mean, of course I would have been one of the first 100, if I were going. :)

Any feedback and/or interest in the tickets, please let me know ASAP so we can work something out.

Thank you for flying Northwest Airlines.

Corbin
cstygstra@hotmail.com

Candice said...

corbin- i appreciate you catering your post to med nerds like me. hope the surgery goes well! if you'd like, i can do it during the show in exchange for a few vodka & diet cokes that way you don't have to miss anything. win-win situation.

Gregory said...

well you really fucked us right up the pooper haha!

FAskies said...

does anyone think that maybe Brendan purposely posted the link in an old post hoping someone would find it or not find it

Corbin said...

Candice, that would definitely be an experience, and perhaps it can count towards your residency or something. :) It's the drive from Grand Rapids to Chicago that would be tricky, especially on Percocet.

Plus, if I have black eyes and a busted nose, isn't that really more a Fireside Bowl style than the fancy Metro? heh

Toto said...

sean nader

harold said...

my day feels a bit wasted now...

shawn said...

Toto,
Sean Nader what? Have you found something

Candice said...

liar.

Mark Maier said...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002T9XMMI/ref=sr_1_album_3_rd?ie=UTF8&child=B002TA2EYY&qid=1255889166&sr=1-3

30 second clips of the new songs

Mark Maier said...

Seems to be only one Chris song. WTF Beeks.

Mikey said...

This is the darkest day in BSC history so far.

Now I don't know whether I want to listen to the 30-second previews or wait it out.

Corbin said...

Anyone know if it matters who's name is on the etix? Does the Metro check ID's on them? I've been to the Metro probably 30 times, but always did Will Call or had Ticketmaster hard copy tickets.

Both tickets I have say that they were purchased by me. Do they really break your balls about etix?

I mean, I can forward the email and the purchaser can reprint them, but my name will still appear (I just tested it).

Anyone have any advice on this? Much appreciated!

Mark Maier said...

Go ahead and listen Mikey. They don't give you too much, it's probably not even close to accurately representing the songs.

Hoffa said...

Corbin - why don't you just call the Metro and ask them? Try to find out who's working the door that night and see what's up.

Scott Juniper. said...

Hey Toto, if "sean nader" is what I think it is, I need a number!!!

Mark Maier said...

What are you bitches talking about?

Banana@1000MPH said...

What is "sean nader"? I know he is BK's friend. I know it is a recurring label (or whatever they are) on BSC. I clicked to only view those and didn't find anything.

TheEvilNarwhale said...

We got fucking foiled by bk.

FAskies said...

yet I am still refreshing with some false hope

Ryan said...

wtfuck?

Banana@1000MPH said...

FAskies, while I've got you here - post the Noise By Numbers demos. Cool?

Bridgett said...

This is lame, SeƱor Kelly.

Side note: any Sock Drawer-ees hanging out before/after the show?

Mark Maier said...

I'm taking the 4PM train in, because thats when I get off of work so I might be there for around an hour before the doors open.

Banana, message Faskies on his last.fm.
http://www.last.fm/user/FAskies

Candice said...

bridgett- a lot of us will be there. just look for the drunk sluts.

Candice said...

and then stizzy and jay will direct you to us

FAskies said...

alright here is the noise by numbers demos

http://www.mediafire.com/?zlym40zyigq

J.A.F. said...

count me in as a drunk slut

Mikey said...

I just went to the Noise by Numbvers website and they seem to be streaming their whole cd...didn't know if you guys knew...

Mark Maier said...

From the previews, I like Chris' song the most. Excellent titles, too.

Banana@1000MPH said...

@FAskies, thanks so much.

@Mikey, I knew and apparently Neil sings the cover on their AotU record, but I don't know his voice well enough and it doesn't really sound the same as 106 South, but that was a while ago but it doesn't sound like Dan. Long story short - maybe everyone here should cream their jeans for a new Neil song, but I don't know how legit it is.

Banana@1000MPH said...

With another clip of Under the Milky Way followed by 106 South...I believe it is Neil - just years later and a much mellower song.

Corbin said...

Wow, Dogs of War, thanks for the great response on those tickets. They went fast. They sold first come, first serve for face value. I know I'm missing what will be one hell of a show.

I think we should bust BK's chops for messing with us about this magic "link" by making them play a second show.

Again, thanks to everyone for the help in facilitating this transaction. Hopefully those that still need tickets can somehow get in the show and thanks for the good wishes on my surgery (still contemplating on having Candice do the scalpel work drunk on vodka and Diet Coke. Just worried I might end up like a bad guy on Dexter heh)!

Corbin

Mark Maier said...

Oh yeah, hope your surgery goes well!

FAskies said...

good luck dude

Mikey said...

ok well I found one new song.

I'm torn about whether to say anything 'cause I don't want to take away from whatever surprise BK might be sending out way...

I'll give a [shitty] clue. It's VERY easy to find. Infact, a simple google search of the Lawrence Arms should sorta lead you on the right track.

harold said...

really mikey? not another clue?

FAskies said...

what I horrible clue

I found nothing :(

Mikey said...
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Chris said...
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harold said...

come on. share it man. we're all queer here!

Banana@1000MPH said...

I think I found out what it is, but all I found was an archived interview that cuts off right as the songs starts:

http://www.imeem.com/local101

Hear Chris talk and then a fade out to piss you off so you don't hear that song with a really long name.

Chris said...

Okay, I'll be the asshole.

"Spit Shining Shit" =

http://bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b00nbq2s

It starts around 27:35 into the show.

Ryan said...

fuck yeah!

Robin Yourgrave said...

Live in Fort Wayne. Leaving around 5 am, should arrive at the Metro at 9 am Illinois time at the latest. There better be a fucking party there or I'm going home. :)

nickp1 said...

fuck !!! sleep!!!! ????????

Robin Yourgrave said...

Eh, sleep is overrated. I've survived off of less. I work until ten the night before though, so this should be interesting. Any chance there's a Chicago Zombie Walk going on that day? I think half the people waiting outside the venue would be able to pass with little effort.

balls yo said...

GIMME gimme gimmee gimme gimme!!! i want i want i want! i need i need i need!

I was at the desert west skateboard contest saturday in phoenix...about a million kids asked me for free shit, my board, shoes, clothes....the raffle got outta hand. Fuck, when people get a sniff at free shit on the line, its blood in the water!

hope its good, im sure it is.

oh yeah, and i got last place in the 'masters' division...i think its over. i would ask your advice about that one but seeing my name at the end of the list, yep, its over. phew, saved you a mile of typing there brendan so...can i have whatever your wearing????pleez, u can mail it to me! :)

balls yo said...

oh! and, I dont want anything!!! btw..nothin.

all the years of what you been doin is good enough for me, in fact, its better than good enough, so thank you.

i dont want/need shit.

in fact, i will flip this shit. i've told u about the best burger i've had in tempe,az at the chuckbox. When u play here in az in a few weeks, if u cant make it there, i will bring all u fuckers a good burger, to the show! just lemme know.

if u don't care, well, get in line behind my parents, friends and girlfriend...

Jerky said...

BK, don't you know?

http://www.snorgtees.com/withgreatmoustache-p-863.html

So give us the link already!

Orangey said...

Injustice!!
That new song on the bbc has pacified me though. Tasty as Fuck

jsin1981 said...

All Right!
Spit Shining Shit
Sounds great can't wait for the rest!

Jesus said...

Well done Mr. Kelly, you've dangled the string in front of the poor baby kittens. Your pants must be brown with glee.

Sean said...

I wonder if that was the news beex had... If it was I feel bad that we stole his moment, ya know? Either way, I am addicted to the new song... It's just what I've been missing in my life, if that makes sense. Great job bk, your virtual beej has arrived! Oh and Candice is going to the show? Do I smell a bk/sockdrawer gbang? Can I get an ammmmen?

Sean said...

Oh, and way were u guys saying about Sean Nader? Wat significance was namedropping him? Haha

patnazzaro said...

the L and L before the show? seems fitting, yay nah?

_ said...

I think Brendan is going for some type of performance art where he illustrates the absurdity of the balloon boy situation. And he is totally succeeding.

dan said...

Standing by is tiring..but I suppose worth it. Cheers.

Why is my word verification: 'beans'?
Are you giving us magic beans? Hm.

Mark said...

New comment record? Can we get to 100?

James said...

not with empty comments like this one...

Banana@1000MPH said...

I'm not giving Brendan the satisfaction of 100 comments when he pulls a stunt like this...although I am adding to the comments by posting this comment - and he already got 100 yesterday if he counts the comments on all 3 posts.

dustyfloors said...

If it gets to the 24 hour point I will be officially done standing by. My work production is really in the basement because I'm refreshing this page every 10 minutes. In the meantime I've been reviewing past entries. Oh the nostalgia.

P.S Don't Write said...

quit being a prick tease, kelly!

Scott Juniper. said...

sleeping on it didn't make this less frustrating. but spin shinning shit is sounding amazing.

dan said...

Can't Maintain!

I'm going to listen to that until you throw down. Its currently my fav release of 2009. Unless you wanna release some of those butt-tears and sweats. Then maybe I'll change my mind...

Blake said...

I would like to know about many things right now.

Bridgett said...

Are we at 100 yet?

Will Candice's Boobs be in attendance, or just the actual Candice? I think my boyfriend has a crush on her.

Nina said...

oh hello 100

Candice said...

I am only agreeable to gangbangs with actual members of tla.