Wednesday, October 21, 2009

ah! Ah! Ah...ah. ah...

Wow, so that was a real uh…dry hump, or handjob that never paid off that I gave you guys yesterday, huh? Well, look. I’m not in charge of all the proper channels of social discourse on the internet and let’s just say that the whole snafu yesterday was out of my control. What I WILL tell you is that I’ve been told by the powers that be (illuminati in conjunction with the masons/knights Templar/skull n bones) that TODAY is in fact the day in which I will be able to shower you with important and exciting information. So, be patient. Please know that I’m not intentionally trying to string you along, my precious little dogs of war. I’m doing the best I can with what god gave me. Is that so wrong? Is it? Exactly.
Hey! I will say that that haircut magazine, AP posted a review of my band’s new record, and wouldn’t you know it? It’s a good review. Just goes to show, we’re, not unlike the papacy, infallible.
Okay, so stay tuned. This is the day that I’ll be posting something exciting (and I’ve already written the long and drawn out blog entry to go along with it, which is why I’m not really bothering to write much right now). Sorry about yesterday, y’all. Keep watching the skies. There’s something out there.
xo

23 comments:

dan said...

Fine...

Scott Juniper. said...

uuugghghhhhh

dustyfloors said...

Holding. Not happy about it but I'm doing it.

Jayzilla said...

nothing wrong a handy under the table ...

i think i read that article it was right next to the Attack! Attack! article ... bahhhh

www.thesockdrawer.org

TheViz said...

Beeks, you are a cruel, cruel overlord.

TheViz said...

I wish I could get a copy of this right now...I leave on a 10-day trip this Friday, it's gonna drive me nuts knowing that Buttsweat and Tears is out and I'm the only person who can't listen to it.

Matt Ramone said...

The only problem with a handy under the table is if he/she just starts mashing it.

Sean said...

I'm going to keep jerking it until you repost. This might end in a serious case of chaffingggg

dustyfloors said...

Per the AP review you can download "The Redness in the West" off Fat's website. I have not confirmed this as I'm at work but just putting it out there, fellow socks.

Banana@1000MPH said...

This shit better happen before 12:30 or in my fifteen minute break around 2-ish (I think) or at like 3 or later.

Banana@1000MPH said...

dustyfloors, you can't, but that's probably the big news.

planespotting said...

Is it the truth that is out there?

Tyler J. Bernard said...

Keep watching the skis.

Dugamancer said...

Come on Beeks, hook the dogs up! We are dying here, UGH!.

Ryan said...

Waiting for this announcement is worse than a disrespectful handjob.

Mike said...

I AM STILL EAGERLY WAITING. IN CAPS DUE TO PURE IMPATIENCE

Nikki said...
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balls yo said...

Man, my girls in med school..finals this week, tests last week. I've been jerkin off so much my cock looks like I fuckin crush cans with it for a living!

Looks like a fuckin dirt bike tire.

Anyways, u know how to build the hype...keep it hyphy son.

Keith said...

quit teasin'!

Robb said...

"sheeeEeeeeiiiit..."

Candice said...

this is starting to get a little out of control

James said...

Holy crap waht is takin you so long. Its like waiting for my son to finish getting dressed.

Word verification: schedd
as in Beeks can't keep one... Bong!!!!

Gabriel said...

I'm probably SUPER late on this, but I just saw this thing. I'm begging you Brendan, please watch this. Probably thee funniest thing I've ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg