Wow, so that was a real uh…dry hump, or handjob that never paid off that I gave you guys yesterday, huh? Well, look. I’m not in charge of all the proper channels of social discourse on the internet and let’s just say that the whole snafu yesterday was out of my control. What I WILL tell you is that I’ve been told by the powers that be (illuminati in conjunction with the masons/knights Templar/skull n bones) that TODAY is in fact the day in which I will be able to shower you with important and exciting information. So, be patient. Please know that I’m not intentionally trying to string you along, my precious little dogs of war. I’m doing the best I can with what god gave me. Is that so wrong? Is it? Exactly.
Hey! I will say that that haircut magazine, AP posted a review of my band’s new record, and wouldn’t you know it? It’s a good review. Just goes to show, we’re, not unlike the papacy, infallible.
Okay, so stay tuned. This is the day that I’ll be posting something exciting (and I’ve already written the long and drawn out blog entry to go along with it, which is why I’m not really bothering to write much right now). Sorry about yesterday, y’all. Keep watching the skies. There’s something out there.
xo
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Fine...
uuugghghhhhh
Holding. Not happy about it but I'm doing it.
nothing wrong a handy under the table ...
i think i read that article it was right next to the Attack! Attack! article ... bahhhh
www.thesockdrawer.org
Beeks, you are a cruel, cruel overlord.
I wish I could get a copy of this right now...I leave on a 10-day trip this Friday, it's gonna drive me nuts knowing that Buttsweat and Tears is out and I'm the only person who can't listen to it.
The only problem with a handy under the table is if he/she just starts mashing it.
I'm going to keep jerking it until you repost. This might end in a serious case of chaffingggg
Per the AP review you can download "The Redness in the West" off Fat's website. I have not confirmed this as I'm at work but just putting it out there, fellow socks.
This shit better happen before 12:30 or in my fifteen minute break around 2-ish (I think) or at like 3 or later.
dustyfloors, you can't, but that's probably the big news.
Is it the truth that is out there?
Keep watching the skis.
Come on Beeks, hook the dogs up! We are dying here, UGH!.
Waiting for this announcement is worse than a disrespectful handjob.
I AM STILL EAGERLY WAITING. IN CAPS DUE TO PURE IMPATIENCE
Man, my girls in med school..finals this week, tests last week. I've been jerkin off so much my cock looks like I fuckin crush cans with it for a living!
Looks like a fuckin dirt bike tire.
Anyways, u know how to build the hype...keep it hyphy son.
quit teasin'!
"sheeeEeeeeiiiit..."
this is starting to get a little out of control
Holy crap waht is takin you so long. Its like waiting for my son to finish getting dressed.
Word verification: schedd
as in Beeks can't keep one... Bong!!!!
I'm probably SUPER late on this, but I just saw this thing. I'm begging you Brendan, please watch this. Probably thee funniest thing I've ever seen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg
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