Thursday, October 22, 2009

There is no god...surprise.

Hey y'all. Here's the link I been promising y'all: www.fecaljapan.com
have fun! Enjoy!

Nah. Kidding. Looks like that shit that I've been promising y'all isn't happening til Monday. I know, I know. Look, don't bitch at me, man. I'm on your team and I got a big weekend coming up. Uh...yeah. Sorry? I don't know anymore. I think I'm losing faith in the Internet...

22 comments:

dustyfloors said...

I was tempted to visit that link but I'm at work & have a feeling sirens would go off & I would be fired immediately...

Maximilian said...

maaaaaaaaaaaan

blahblahblahh said...

Uh, hey, TLA should totally come to the east coast. Preferably somewhere near Massachusetts. Initiative? Cmahn, take some.

Jayzilla said...

if faith was lost -- then we wouldnt have things like fecaljapan.com

Scott Juniper. said...

balls.

Maximilian said...

wow.... i'm surprised that actually worked.

i always was too lazy to sign up for comments but now i figured out a google mail account works and i have one that i made some time ago and didn't ever use. yeah.

also my word verification is braten. that's a german word man. and the socks from the other drawer should know that i am german. woohoo

John F. said...

Definitely what blahblahblahh said. You guys can totally crash at my place. So what's the hold up, right?

Mark said...

Lame

eugene herbert wallis said...

that's ruined my day so now i have to go to the pub and get smashed, which will make my day so it's a weird circle thanks

Banana@1000MPH said...

In my excitement I copied the link...then thought that maybe I didn't want to visit your new project...then I continued reading.

So close, Brendan, so close.

balls yo said...

If north side, L and L and any # of crappy apartments isn't the last song I will proceed to lay on my back, roll onto my shoulders with my feet in the air (socks please hold my legs so I won't fall) and jack off straight down all over my own face! Man, that's a good move, try it at a party sometime...goes over real well :)

That was the last song u played in the basement at the nile for ur 100-something show...it seems it would only be appropriate to sing back and forth with chris after 10 yrs like u did then.

Sock drawer! Make sure u guys get a group picture in chicago on post it online...I would love to see it! Sorry won't be there.

Any other socks in tempe??? Tryin to get a gang bang together.

Toto said...

that link doesn't work, and that's a good thing i guess, but i was curious to see some underage asian trannys "getting down with feces".

oh,. and that surprise thing is obsolete for me anyway, i live far away and i'm sure it won't have anything to do with me or my country, unless you post me a free flight to chicago all inclusive and a valid visa.thanks anyway.

Mary said...

Shenanigans!

balls yo: Long live the Nile basement!

Bridgett said...

I need the name of the person that's jacking us along. They can't hit a girl, right?

Kyle Krische said...

Dear Dogs of War,

I may have two tickets available. I will know 100% tonight if the people are bailing or not. I ordered 7 at once so I don't think I can transfer them through the internet without you getting access to all my tickets but I'm more than willing to meet someone outside the venue. We're driving in from Canada friday night so we'll be there likely before noon saturday and I can meet up with you anytime during that day.

Again, this is not 100% yet but send me an email and if they do in fact bail I will email you tomorrow before noon (for real, not like this blog)

walkandrock@hotmail.com

Robb said...

I could be wrong but I doubt there are any plans to officially document this event for dvd purposes, else an announcement probably would have been made by now. If somebody steps up to the plate and captures this thing from a decent angle on a decent cam, you will be legendary and Mitch Allan will write a mediocre but not flat-out horrible song about you. What's Metro's policy on recording devices?

Banana@1000MPH said...

So I'm bored and attempting to not do work and I googled fecal japan and was unaware that is a sex position (according to urban dictionary it is faecal japan) and is what I saw when I went to tubgirl in 7th grade.

jsin1981 said...

A DVD would be nice for those of us not making that show. I am going to the show in hollywood but as good as it is going to be its not gonna be at the same as the metro. And we'll see if they play all 30 songs for the whole 10th aniversary strech. But still can't wait.

TheEvilNarwhale said...

I can't believe you guys aren't playing the fest this year. You are always my highlight. At least I've got Small Brown Bike again to be the best show.

Corbin said...

Kyle Krische - You're charging face value + fees for those tickets, correct? I mean, you wouldn't take advantage of your fellow Dogs of War, right?

Sean said...

fying home to Chicago from Miami, FL just for this fucking show! I'll be the asshole in the orange MIAMI tshirt... you know.... if anyone wants to give me a beej.... I particularly like men in flannel... not to mention names or anything...

Naw just kidding, but come on guys, isnt this show gunna be fucking jizz-inducing???

Kyle Krische said...

Nah I'm actually starting at $35 a ticket and using all the emails to drive bidding up between the dogs. Then when it's between two people I'm going to tell them they both won and to paypal me their money then I'm not going to show up