Thursday, August 21, 2008

Appendix to "if there are gods they must be drunk"

This is just a small addendum, if a bartender offers you a free drink and you turn it down, you will never be offered a free drink again. This is universal. Also universal, if you suggest to a bartender that they should give you something for free, you will never, ever get anything for free from that bartender. These rules don’t apply to close friends/girlfriends/boyfriends/siblings/spouses/people the bartender is trying desperately to bone.
That is all.
Main post is below. Thanks.

10 comments:

John Barrett said...

Irony isn't just for assholes. It's also for suckers.

SauliosBJ123 said...

I feel cheated with such a short blog, although, technically it is part 2 to the other blog meaning that that other blog is just even longer...if any of that makes sense, which it does.

bdt22405 said...

Hey barkeep--where do you work? My buddy Dan and I have been following your blog since the beginning and we want to stop in for a drink...or 10.

Suzanne said...

bdt22405, since the beginning? Like, the whole two weeks? I'm so impressed. (suckup)

Mikey said...

omg when are you guys making a new cd?!?!?1111 come to toronto and play an all-ages show!!!!!11!!!1!!!

no, but seriously (that must get annoying) great blog. Love your music and the blog is keepin' me pretty damn entertained as well.

while i'm at it. why not ask for some advice?

what do you do if all your friends keep sucking shit? i wanna love them but they're all so inconsiderate. should i run them over and sell their limbs?

Aaron said...

Straight your arms out above me.

Aaron said...

It's fuckin' "stretch." I am too drunk.

skidroje said...

suzanne, i don't think bdt22405 was trying to impress you, you fat cunt.

bdt22405 said...

thank you, skidroje. i didn't know what i wrote was so controversial. really though, suzanne, did you just call me a suck up?? are you 12 years old? if i were a suck up i would have lied and said that i agree that jim beam is better than jack daniel's when that is absolutely not true. i just wanted to belly up and drink some tennessee whiskey, play the jukebox (if there was one), and basically act like a normal bar patron. but jesus tapdancing christ, touche on the "from the beginning" thing. you got me there.

M said...

Yo whatever, I'm pretty sure everyone thinks Suzanne sucks anyway.