Thursday, March 25, 2010

hey dicks!

I'm in england. I'm finna be brief since I'm on chris's computer and there are at least three other people who still need to whack off after me before our soundcheck. The shows so far have been excellent. That buckfast tonic wine shit, a product i was turned onto by someone in the sock drawer and first given by some irishmen 2 days ago (it's like if sparks was made with cocaine and bacardi 151 instead of redbull and old english) is indeed the work of the devil (it's responsible for something astounding like 80% of all crimes in the place where it's brewed).
In response to the latest trending in the sock drawer, let me throw out there that I, like so many before me have also been forced to drink a little urine here and there, so there's that. Don't hate on my clown friend, he's obviously got enough problems, you jackals.
In other news, our friends in Under Stars and Gutters are not only a great band, and really nice guys, but they drink whiskey by the pint glass and have an anarchist vegan driver who looks forward to "workers tribunals" the way some people look forward to judging a blowjob contest. I'm so stoked to be over here and I just want to thank everyone who's made the last two nights awesome. Come say hi if you're over here in the UK/Ireland and we'll get a pint, eh? Good.
Okay, gotta run
Ta!

33 comments:

Sean said...

can you smuggle some of that buckfast back with you (in/out of your rectum, I don't care at this point)

I LOVED sparks but can't find it anywhere... I know it still exists, but where that place is I have no clue.

Did you have to drink pee as some sort of "initiation" into Fat Wreck Chords? ... cuz, while I doubt it, that'd still be pretty interesting...

gross, but interesting.

Capt Murdock said...

Sean if you are lucky Jay will pop in here with his home made Sparks recipe.

10-4 said...

There's a band from Oklahoma called Over Stars and Gutters. Drag.

Blake said...

I want to drink your pee. And the other stuff from your pee pee.

Jayzilla said...

bathtub sparks for the rest of us:

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/2009/11/the_sparks-speriment_how_to_ma.php


sorry for holding out....

dustyfloors said...

I need a Sparks today. I wonder if anyone at my work would recognize it as an alcoholic bevarage... Hmmmmmm.

Candice said...

ditto what blake said.

come back home, brendan! not that i'll be at your house waiting for you or anything. that would just be creepy.

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Johno said...

Hahaha, those Irish guys were telling us about they stuff. They said that they were wasted pretty much from the airport onwards.

Robb said...

Sean don't bother. Sparks is still around but they removed the caffeine, taurine, etc...leaving just a really gross, pointless drink. If you can't find it it's because many places probably quit carrying it from poor sales (with good reason). Look for joose instead

Sean said...

.... well.... can't I just buy a sparks and throw a 5 hr energy into it?

mark noble said...

Awww US&G lads are crazy bucks ! hope there feeding u plenty of bucky ! made by monks don't you know !

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Trib said...

nice one BK, I'll show you a pub in Dublin where you can buy bottles of Buckfast until all hours. 'tis great stuff.

Blake said...

"And lately I've been dreaming of blue and empty skies"

probably should finish the thing..

doorstopper said...

Did under stars and gutters buy onto the blog when they bought onto the tour?

Chris Smith said...

See you tonight. I too excited for words

Andrew said...

Under Stars and Gutters were not a great band last night in Exeter. Not awful, but not great. Saying that, even the Cut-Ups (usually exemplary for any US Socks) seemed a bit off form.

I found it a bit weird that I'd never heard of them before seeing as the UK punk scene is such a small and insular place.

P.S Don't Write said...

Buckfast is for pikeys and chavs.

Johno said...

@Andrew: Considering the state they were in after the show i'm amazed they were even able to make it onto the stage :)

Brian Detweiler said...

I'm waiting for BK to jump into a Chris Rock routine.

"I LOVE punk music. LOVE punk music, man. But I'm TIRED of defending it. It's hard to defend feeding people urine on an intellectual level. 'He's feeding people urine, because he is smashing the state!'"

Personally, I would have loved to be one of the lucky people to do shots of Mike's piss. Stories for your grandkids, yo.

Josh said...

Hey Brendan, im up for a pint at some point before the Guildford show if you drop me a line. Either way, i look forward to it!

Josh said...

Get out of here you fake.

Mark said...

Dare I say it, but I think I like Joe's side on Wasted Potential more than Beex's.

Josh said...

harsh words josh, harsh words.

Robb said...

josh - you're obviously josh

Sean said...

... he's prolly just joshin us.

Sophie Nicola Evans said...

LONDON WAS AWESOME.
thank you!

Robb said...

B - could you maybe just devote the next entry to dissing Chloe Sevigny? I mean she said both "I don't even have a TV" AND "I'm a scorpio, so playing the seductress appeals to me" in that Onion interview last week. Maybe wrap up with how that part of Gummo where the pervert drives off taunting, "Ain' nuthin' new fer trash like yoOou" might just be the funniest fucking scene in film history? Thanks.

Karen Kitten Cupcake Sweet said...

just in case you people are going into bks withdrawls... toby from redscare has posted some quick vid updates on the tour:

http://www.youtube.com/user/tobiasjeg#p/a/u/1/Ykhf9SEnnpM

jbody said...

how about a little time devoted to painted on/finger/fake mustaches going the way of "thats what she said" jokes and shirts that denote wanting to bang peoples moms

Josh said...

There can be only one way to determine who the real Josh is.

How did you get your name?

My mom liked the way the computer in War Games said "Joshua" and decided to name me that.

Beat that.

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