Monday, March 29, 2010

news from abroad

so check this out, the other night I was walking to a bar after our show with my pal toby. As we rounded the corner it became obvious that the woman standing on the corner was giving a handjob to the pantsless man standing next to her while another couple looked on and kind of casually bullshitted with them. The guy smiled and said "sorry" and I said, rather loudly "Wow man, toby! Dick is out over there!" That brought down the house, so to speak, and the handjob was interrupted for a while as laughter echoed through the chilly england evening. We then went to a bar and toby told some chick to fuck off. In fairness, she was a real bitch. What else has happened? Not much. We're having a great time, complete and utter exhaustion notwithstanding. that's all, shitheels. Tonight we get to see the mighty Jez Courdelle! Terribly splendid.

36 comments:

Sean said...

... so...

... how big are English dudes?

Scott said...

Toby's videos are pretty awesome

Sean said...

take your pants off, put your pants on

take your pants off, put your pants on

TheEvilNarwhale said...

Toby's videos are definitely helping pass the time.

rablyfity. The captcha isn't even using real words anymore

dustyfloors said...

Public hand jobs are the best!!!

FranklinStein said...

where can i view toby's videos?

Mark said...

Jolly good.

Garfield Roscoe said...

Can someone tell me what this is on the front of this falcon hoodie? I picked it up at the private show... The one with the boobs on the back. The front has some sort of secret code on it.

P.S Don't Write said...

see ya tomorrow, duder. I'm looking forward to it. DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME. I've waited 6 years for this...

Sean said...

... you should totally disappoint him.

Daina said...

Birmingham show was awesome, come back soon.

Blake said...

FranklinStein - There's this cool new website called youtube.com! You should totally check it out.

Candice said...

here's the direct link:

http://www.youtube.com/tobiasjeg

be nice, den den

Blake said...

haha. I was actually about to post it right now. I felt like a jerk.

Nick said...

Jerk.

Nick said...

Just kidding, I love you like a brother uncle.

TheEvilNarwhale said...

@Garfield Roscoe I'm pretty sure it says fuck off in russian if I remember correctly. I think that is what I remember them saying at the fest a coupla years ago

Gregory said...

i hope you enjoy guildford! great town!

Garfield Roscoe said...

@theevilnarwhale...

I was wondering... I am just glad to hear it doesn't say "dong huffer" or something.

Thanks!

Blake said...
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Blake said...

Really, @GarfieldRoscoe? I'd love to have something like "Dong Huffer" written on a tee, and barely anyone know what it said.

word ver: merfi ..like a late st pat's gift or something?

Candice said...

the latest video toby just posted on the other sock drawer may be the best yet.

brendan, you look entirely out of place at that wedding.

so good.

http://www.thesockdrawer.org/2010/03/27/tla-tour-anecdotes/page2/#post23

Dom said...

Thanks for Guildford last night man, can safely say 1 of the best gigs I've ever had the pleasure of attending. Come back soon ya hear! Also, the guy wasn't shouting 'cops suck' he was shouting 'cubs suck' Good rant anyway!
Just to fit in with the 'regulars' word verification: 'iminyay'

Samuel said...

@Garfield Roscoe-It actually says go suck a dick. A Russian dude at bar told me, he thought it was hilarious as he proceeded to unzip my pants.Those Ruskies know how to follow orders.

Sean said...

so my friend that's studying abroad just sent me the new Menzingers that he got from some guy at the lawrence arms show in England...

apparently the guy got it from Toby, himself. Nice.

I have yet to listen, but needless to say, I'm fucking stoked!

kylewagoner said...

It's like we're living in the stories you'd one day tell us anyway.

Mikey said...

That's awesome.

Well then Sean...my email is hockey_fan_100@hotmail.com.

You know what to do..

Sean said...

hahaha in the "Wedding Crashers" video on Toby's youtube channel... the way Brendan dances on over to his friends is almost as awesome as "Chamberlain Waits"

Sean said...

hahaha, in Toby's "Wedding Crashers" video update, the way Brendan dances on over to his friends is ALMOST as awesome as "Chamberlain Waits"...

Blake said...

Hey, Mikey. Do you like hockey by any chance?

Mikey said...

Not at all, I despise it.

And way to go Sean, doubly ignoring me.

Flatsteve said...

Ha ha Toby just posted another video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze-QLaY54vQ

That's me sounding like a drunken idiot. To clarify: a birthday drink is tradition and not a Jack and Coke in particular... Bren, you guys were awesome, cheers for coming!

Sean said...
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Sean said...

hey, sorry Mikey, cant email it cuz stupid gmail said it "exceeds the 25 mb limit"


rest assured tho, the album is melting my dick off right now.

Mikey said...

No problem, it's cool.

I was more thinking that you could upload it to mediafire and send me the link but also totally get if you don't wanna do that.

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